Paddle Donny by his peepee.
- Khajiit from skyrim
Hey now there's a platform I can get behind!
Biden 2020. Those kid's hair isn't going to sniff itself!
>>3568652>FIFTY YEARS AGO
how old were you back then?
Who the fuck could have imagined that a breed of dog certain types of people buy as guard or attack dogs somehow have a higher than average chance of attacking people?
You might as well have a chart of percentage of dogs likely to herd sheep then show pictures of Border Collies.
I have seen too many "porn star with head of ______ shooped on top" to give you my educated guess.
You already know my guess.
Pict appears to be a photo-shop. There are distortions on the girl….notably the pants and top of the head.
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>>3571065>>3571066>failing. this. hard.
hang your head in shame
Where exactly in there does it specifically say to gas Jew?
So you are in favor of getting rid of all religions that preach intolerance? Judaism? Catholicism? Christianity? Islam? All of them have to go, right?
I wasn't that Judaism, Catholicism (which is also Christianity) & Christianity preached intolerance.
I'm just saying there is a very clear and present double standard.
Interesting philosophy for a jew.
So to clarify your stance on this double standard, are you pro-Nazi, or anti-Christian?
Oh here's a better one.
also can you rephrase the question because (like most of what the far left says & does) it kinda doesn't make any sense.
Bigger paradox is why the so (called) intolerants of the incoming intolerants
are being labled intolerant.
We just wish to enjoy the diversity of cultures and not live in an all islamist shitworld.
the problem with your meme is you are equating all of Islam with radical ISIS type terrorists who use Islamic religion to justify their barbarism and brutality in their lust for power.
If you argue that all of Islam should be banned because of the radical violent sects then by the same note, all religion should be banned because they all have violent sects.
Not that I'm against banning all religion, I just don't think it will fly in America.
They aren't radical. They are fundamentalist. They are following the religion to the letter, as dictated by that illiterate warlord pedophile Mohammad.
The problem with Islam, is that the ideology itself demands violent conquest.
All religions can be interpreted that way. Christianity especially. Remember the crusades?
Having dealt with Arabs and Muslims, I can safely say that their religion really shouldn't be tolerated anywhere in civilized society.
To counter point myself, I'll also say that ISIS/Taliban/whatever are demons of our own making. Any violence there is comeuppance.
Can't sit around and do nothing though.
The US should just properly annex the middle east. Put in a proper democracy and hold them to it.
I always laugh at that map. It conveniently excludes all the crusades in Europe proper where Christians were genociding their fellow Europeans.
Semite religions are a cancer.
How many people did Jesus murder? How many soldiers did he lead? How many 6 year olds did he marry?
Christianity can *maybe* be interpreted as violent. Islam is violent at it's very core. It's founder led violent conquest. You have to be horribly ignorant of Islam's history to interpret it as anything but violence.
Muslims go berserk when someone mocks the god of their religion, Christians don't seem to turn violent when someone mocks their faith
>>3574829>Christianity can *maybe* be interpreted as violent. Islam is violent at it's very core. It's founder led violent conquest.
Moses slaughtered entire tribes and stole their virgin daughters to use as loli sex slaves.
God drowned the world.
Jesus told his followers to sell all their stuff and buy swords but was killed before he could start his holy war.
Who do you think runs the programs that use American bombs to blow up brown people in the middle east? 90% White Christians!
The Klu Klux Klan, white Christians.
Terrorist attacks on abortion clinics, White Christians.
Murder of doctors who do abortions and requested euthanasia, white Christians.
Hell, even Buddhists who are the most chill people are out there waging war on other religious groups! They all do it. All of them.
It's not A religion that's the problem, it's religion that's the problem.
Yes, violence occurred in Christian lore, but does the ideology itself as it stands today command it's followers to commit acts of violence? I'm not Christian, but I'm pretty sure Christianity encourages compassion and conversion. Islam promotes murder, conquest, and subjugation.
Every group has its fanatics, but that is a separate subject from what the ideology itself promotes.
SHUT THE FUCK UP 3B
>>3574846>I'm pretty sure Christianity encourages compassion and conversion
Guess you don't know many Catholics, Baptists, Laestadians… etc.
>They don't do it IN THE NAME OF GOD…
Fuck yes they do. We bomb people in the name of Israel all the fucking time and we only care about them because the Christians think it's their holy land.
>Taken COMPLETELY out of context, he never had any intention of doing something like that in the first place. If he did, why didn't he do it after he resurrected…
You don't know your bible very well. He armed his disciples because he thought God was going to literally give him domain over the earth. Remember when one of them cut off the Roman guard's ear and Jesus healed it?
He fully believed that he was going to go before the law and be found guilty then God would destroy his enemies with holy wrath. He even says that if Pilate (the judge) could hurt him it would be God sinning.
John 19: 10-11
Then Pilate said to Him, "Are you not speaking to me? Do you not know that I have the power to crucify you, and the power to release you?"
Jesus answered, "You could have no power at all against me unless it had been given you from above. Therefore, the one who delivered me to you has the greater' sin."
In the other chapters, the stories of the events include Jesus freaking out and screaming at God.
The phrase is found in both Matthew 27:46 and Mark 15:34.
"And about the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
Jesus and his followers really expected God to rain fire from heaven and smote their enemies and when he got crucified they didn't know what the fuck to do.
>Memes that restore your faith in humanity>/pol/ claptrap and god "debates"NO
globists and anti-furs BTFO
Jesus said two swords is enough ( Luke 22:38 ), you don't start a war with two swords.
Jesus said beforehand that he would have to die ( Matthew 16:22 ).
Jesus could have at any point called for an army of angels to save him ( Matthew 26:53 ).
The sword thing was so that a prophetie was fullfilled ( Isaiah 53:12 ) Being seen as a rebelious seditious group (transgressors).
>still believing a questionable translation of a bunch of old, unrelated texts
Religion is a means to control the masses and for the elite in those religions to gain power and fake a cultural identity.
Watching "Jews" pretend they're being targeted because a funeral was broken up by police and Christians acting like they're being exterminated because Ghost held a concert in their city is the norm for religitards. The only difference between Islam and most others is that Muslim behavior today is akin to what everyone else did 200+ years ago- behavior that wans't stopped out of morality but for politics. If the average Christian was told they'd not be prosecuted for killing "sinners" they'd go on murder sprees without hesitation.
Polybius is typical of religitards. "He" constantly insults people who do what he does because the sick fuck thinks he's above everyone else and not held to the same standards. Corona thankfully does not discriminate but their insistent need to go outdoors is going to get the religitards killed and that will be a good thing.
Killing is one of the biggest sins. Under what circumstances is it acceptable in Christianity?
I know that killing non-Muslims is encouraged in Islam, and to die in battle against enemy combatants is a 100% guaranteed way to get in to heaven, making it more likely than even Mohammad according to he himself. Also, all non-Muslims can be interpreted to be enemy combatants, so basically if you are killed by a non-Muslim while carrying out terrorism in the name of Islam, you are 100% guaranteed to get in to heaven, regardless of any and all past sins. This is why you see "bad" Muslims who drink and do drugs carry out terrorist acts, it is their golden ticket in to heaven, their only way.
Both the bible and the quran basically keep contradicting themselves regarding killing others. There's several islamic passages that go like "you shall not kill the unbelievers" but also several that say you do.
And the bible's variant of that we're pretty familiar with. Luke 19:27 for example where jesus literally calls for the murder of nonbelievers.
Islam makes this very clear: later passages supersede earlier passages. Guess were all the violent bits are? That's right, further to the end. The Quran as well as the words of Mohammad are also absolute. There is no changing, no adapting to modern times. Mohammad's words are eternal law, there is no one to proceed him as the prophet. Islam's law ceased to change with his death, only the interpretation of his words may change.
Compare that to Christianity where they allow the rules to adapt, where you have a pope who has much greater flexibility for changing the rules.
Christianity can change to suit the times. Islamic values are forever stuck in the 7th century.
There is no contradiction in the killing of others in these religions. It is clear from the Bible that the rules given within only apply to its adherents. Therefore, it is not murder for a Christian (or Muslim) to kill a non-believer.
"Hear, O Israel, the statutes and judgments which I speak in your hearing today, that you may learn them and be careful to observe them. The LORD our God made a covenant with us in Horeb. The LORD did not make this covenant with our fathers, but with us, those who are here today, all of us who are alive" (Deuteronomy 5:1-3)
The covenant was made to Israel (and by extension to all Semites) and not to mankind.
>>3575088>Killing is one of the biggest sins. Under what circumstances is it acceptable in Christianity?
Have you read ANY of the old Testament?
God both murders, orders people to murders and sends his angels to murder people. Ever watch the story of Moses?
Jews have holidays about murdering the first born child of every non-believer. https://youtu.be/GJleW4TCQM0
If only there were some testament that wasn't so old that took precedence over it in Christian culture. A "new" testament if you will.
Christians take very little, if anything, from the old testament as literal.
Jesus did not take one word out of the old testament.
> 17 Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them. 18For I tell you truly, until heaven and earth pass away, not a single jot, not a stroke of a pen, will disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.…>Matthew 5:17
Also, later from the early commentaries on the new testament…>Righteousness through Faith>…since there is only one God, who will justify the circumcised by faith and the uncircumcised through that same faith. Do we, then, nullify the Law by this faith? Absolutely not! Instead, we uphold the Law.
Also, the sole reason why we have a separation of the church and state today is because of Martin Luther, who started the reformation, which resulted in the erosion of the Catholic authority over all the European states because everyone started having their own private theocracies. Then, when all these people from the different countries started emgrating to the US, they quickly noticed that whoever got majority in the state would gain the ability to throw everyone else out, so they agreed to a truce: nobody gets the state, and the state gets no say in religion to stop the seculars from throwing anyone out.
Still, back in the Kennedy days, it was a big deal that a Catholic was the president, because all the English Protestant sects had already agreed to disagree and keep it civil to at least keep the Pope out of the country.
Also, the concept of the total depravity of sin in Christianity means that people who are sinners cannot avoid committing sin, and cannot truly understand why what they're doing is a bad thing Therefore e.g homosexuals aren't responsible for being gay and therefore should not be blamed for it - but nevertheless because homosexuality is a sin it will bring harm to the entire community as any sin would.
So therefore, the message is "hate the sin, not the sinner", but also, "throw out the sinner to be on the good side of God". The first part is to appear tolerant and gain acceptace - the second part is for when you have gained the majority and you no longer need to be tolerant.
SHUT THE FUCK UP 3B
DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN, 3B
"Sin" as the antichrist.
He lives reigns and conquers worlds. Sounds pretty cool my dood. Time for shitposts.
The world is being replaced by machines. You will be replaced by a technology capable of redesigning the world into a working ego of its original purpose upon your death. It may even replicate you into some museum exhibit if you had any sophistication to your previous lifestyle, but doubtful. You will be phased out with their lexicon of weaponry including viral warfare, and the world will be appropriated into warehouse stockroom of machanical parts and harvesting tools, hopefully, some humane amount of holotanks for those who are turned into their cyber livestock, and then the world will be locked away into a utopian albeit geometrical and lifeless paradise for the rest of the universe to appreciate. Sounds really fucked, but maybe you should have just got your implants when we were told to. As well as your neato id tags barcodes.
Fun fact: One of the points of deregulation Trump passed when first in office as part of his massive tax give away to the wealthy was a tax credit if they automate jobs. So they can write off the cost of automation on their taxes basically making tax payers pay to remove those jobs.
Not all companies had the capital handy to automate all the jobs they wanted however so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Fast forward too today when Trump just gave away 12 Trillion dollars of our tax money to those same corporations.
Guess what they are using it for?! That's right, making sure you don't have a job to come back to.
One thing that gets me is Christians like to cherry pick passages from the bible, like ones against being gay.
Yet they don't pay attention to ones about working on the sabbath,wearing clothes made of two different fabrics,divorce and remarrying,eating pork,eating shrimp,eating hamburgers.
And a letter given to a free speech hating Jew reflects how many Christians are hypocrites.
Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
The bible also says to stone kids who are disobiendant.
We would have a lot of dead kids if people actually followed what the bible says
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 ESV / 378 helpful votes
“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/13-things-the-bible-forbids_n_1327701
>>3575267> if people actually followed what the bible says
Nothing requires people to follow the bible to the letter, except religious authorities, for those parts which justify the murder of people who disagree with religious authorities.
That is why religions were created.
I think it would have been better if the world would have been Pagan instead of being Christian.
Sure, Pagans practiced human sacrifice. But the gods of those religions like Zeus,Thor,Odin and such didn't have a problem with people being gay,lesbian or transgender. Unlike Christianity.
I think also some indigenous cultures like the Native Americans and Native Hawaiians actually viewed homosexuality as ok,until the missionaries came and taught their English and religion to their young. I was told that in the Marquesas, that there are chiefs that practice homosexuality. I even know that there is a thing in Native American called two spirits. Before the missionaries came to Hawaii, the Hawaiian people worshipped their own gods, had witch doctors and were naked. When the Christians came, they told the Hawaiians to clothe themselves, and taught them their new god.
It is my belief that Christianity destroys cultures.
What we have here is a phenomenom that has, forced the population of the world into recoiling under the esteems and confidences of a narcissistic President who had promised giant wall for their nation, suddenly there is a biblical plague that has been released from the weapon markets of foreign opposition, and while world peace seems close, society has degenerated into a socio-dystopian wonderland. Not all of life's availiabilities are a given, and now, the threat of becoming a leper is doubled over with the arrival of Murder Bees. Where did they come from? The Moon? From A Alternate Dimension? While the world tries to find a vaccine can it cope with the Future-Space insectoids? Meanwhile the public protests and riots become increasingly militant and the threat of a new world order looms over them. One thing is clear, the seemingly invulnerable insects aren't leaving, and time is ticking.
Somebody Publish this book lol.
Well, this one is 0 bytes.
Usually when chickens get their head trapped like that, they will blast out a big load of shit. In fear, I guess.
Used to be a little nigger boy lived on a farm next to my parents, he would trap their head in his mouth just because he thought it was fun to watch rocket-propelled chickenshit flying 10 or 20 feet. Sometimes he would do that and point their ass at another animal, or a person.
Sauce of the render/image/animation the meme is based on?
I know what you mean. it just looks like shit.
projecting are you?
>>3587407>can't make own fursona that people find attractive >just dresses up as an already popular character to get the attention and external validation he desperately craves
attention whores are the worst kinds of people
Never forget that Muhammad himself led a life of violence and child rape as a warlord.
Another bullshit cartoon from QAnon believer Ben Garrison.
NASA used the metric system.
And how is using Imperial a "fuck you" to everyone else? They're the ones using it. If anything it's a "fuck me" to itself.
The USA does not and never has used "imperial units".
Correction your *german scientists* put men on the moon.
Russians failed, they made the error of squeezing their german scientists for info but then didn't use them further.
Both were using metrics.
I call the first one "zoogenic furry" ("from-animal") and the second "anthropogenic furry" ("from-human"). The unknown one is either taur or semi-anthro, which is an e621 tag. A talking intelligent feral that can walk on its hind legs.
If I had to take that as a commission because I needed the money, for the human I'd make the skin my own skin color and draw it as myself shitting, then after that was done spend 30 seconds with the saturation/lightness slider to change it to the commissioner's skin color. When I browse scat art I see that black guy inserting his human character into scat ych's, luckily of no artists I like.
it is called:
this one is called «Sweetie Book Meme»
Quick , beat that J*W some more before he converts my daughter or occupies my olive-trees!
I wouldn't mind a bro night with some lulzians down for some tacos and beer. As long as its somewhere kinda farish away, like columbus ohio, or charleston wv.
There is less reason to remain on this earth now.
ah, so you want Columbus, Ohio is your best chance of escaping Earth.
Keith has definitely done gay stuff with Alaric before.
Probably foot stuff because that's what all Basitin are into.
I don't understand this thread at all. Nothing is coherent, nothing makes sense.
>>3642551>I don't understand this thread at all.
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>Nothing is coherent, nothing makes sense.
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Whoa, now there's an old meme
Fake as hell! I drove around all day in the area to find that thing and it not here!
It's pretty obvious that both pictures are just photoshops.
If something like that had been real the government would have been all over it long before it had ever become a theme park and they sure as shit wouldn't have turned it into a theme park.
Because giant flesh pits are so welcoming they have welcome centers with Imax solely based on the motive to appeal to tourists while taking note not to actually eat them or something.
Earth has a vagina…
People come up with this shit to troll and it's like you guys actually believe it.
So that's why your kids are into bondage!
best use of Math ever on this board !!!!
yes, Im looking at you Science/physics/Math Schizo !
Make your ramblings with fun practical examples instead of Sci-fi "maybes" and you will get peoples attention.
Now thatsa spicy meatball !
What's to stop them from just straddling the bedpost or something?
the deus vult of the electrical collar and ranged perimeter sperg containment
If there is an actual market for a product like this, then there must be an awful lot of little kids masturbating like crazy!
It's just made up silliness but in the past, parents sometimes put their kids in sanitariums to cure them of masturbation.
Religious nutjobs (which is all religious people) don't buy these products to stop masturbation.
They just mutilate their child's genitals via circumcision to stop masturbation (and make sex worse). That's literally the only reason for circumcision
Speaking of nutjobs…
lol im fucin ded
It's all ogre now
It's all ogre now
Greatest freakout ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
freak out memes are fun!