I would tell her how cars made her obsolete, and leave her crying.
A lot of years ago I used to fencehop at night, sneak and suck/rim the horses and lick their balls, so big and velvety… once I also get one mouthful of cum and some time after one of piss ;) I had the pics on beastforum but they shut it down :(
OP here, and THAT….. Sounds really nice, i wish i could join you when you did that : )
This never happened, asshole.
T. You will NEVER get sex, virgin : )
No, asshole. I've had plenty of sex with humans and not horses. Brotip…you won't get a stallion to bust by physical stimulation alone,dumbass.
Let alone most are geldings.
Holy Hell. SHUT THE HELL UP! Nobody cares about that your parents kicked your head when you was born, Demon
Anatomy, you are drunk. Go home!
Cucks are just mad they can't score a girlfriend to have sex with, and here folks are fucking animals. Doesn't matter anything else, they just don't want YOU having a good time without effort if THEY can't~!
does Robert Lee ride a stallion or mare?
curious to see the horse statue genitals.
why is it always fat ugly dudes
I'm the guy in the pics sucking the horse's dick and these words hurt me :(
BTW I'm 170x85
1 HP meets 800 HP´s
d00d, wash your fucking asscrack first.
maybe it seems not clean, but it's only very hairy
shave, clean up a bit and lose some weight
what's the point if you have access to horse pussy?
it's not like the horse is going to care that you're fat if you're only riding it from behind anyway
looks like someone smashed its head in with a hammer, that poor thing
easier said than done :((
I do walk and use my bike a lot but i also like to eat
You'll be eating nothing but lab-grown textured meat-like protein in a few years, so yeah…you may have tuna flavor horse.
Why did they lobotomize them??
And crispy bugs. Either caramel coated or as protein powder.
Thats where I will turn Vegan.
I wonder if that food will be forced upon Billionaries and Politicians / served in the diner for the Senators ?
We all know that answer dont we ?
Is it possible for a human to insert their head inside a horse's anus? I mean horses take pretty wide shits so it might be possible. I'd like to insert my head up a horse's anus. I'd shave my head and bring lube to make insertion easier. Is it possible? Can it be done?
No. The width of the pelvis bone is the bottleneck to achieving this and it is not wide enough to accommodate a skull, even if it's an enormous horse.
I'M A FUCKING HORSE, GET OUT OF MY WAY
But a human head is smaller than a newborn horse though (a foal) so how is that possible for them to get out? Also wouldn't the anus muscle iris open like a camera shutter, instead of needing to be 'squished aside'?
This doesn't answer the question, but a human head can fit up an elephant's ass.https://youtu.be/LYhT6FHEpwY
Elephants aren't sexy though.
True, but it's still entertaining to watch.
>>3584414>>3584414>But a human head is smaller than a newborn horse though
No, the widest part of a newborn foal is about comparable to a human head.
I'm not going to further explain how vaginal birth is much different than an insertion into an anus, but the vagina for starters is in a lower position with more available width.
151 IQ, everyone
are you stupid or just pretending? fucking idiot.
Scratch that, technically it is a measure of intelligence, but not knowledge, experience, and wisdom.
IQ tests measure how good you are at taking IQ tests.
Let's agree to disagree, depending on perspective IQ can mean almost nothing. Same with SAT and ACT scores depending on how you look at them
IQ tests mean literally nothing if it wasn't administered to you as a child without warning. 130 as an adult is pretty much equivalaant to a clueless kid testing 100. Therefore, you are completely average for a white person.
How do people still not know this>>3584458>fuck he got me, better call him stupid
>>3584480>IQ tests mean literally nothing if it wasn't administered to you as a child without warning.
My mother loves telling this story about how when I was a wee child she got called into my school because they thought I needed to be put in special classes. I had been ignoring my science teacher and drawing in class instead of paying attention.
My mother looked at me and asked, "Why aren't you paying attention in science class? You love science. What's wrong?" and I looked up from the comic book I was reading and said, "The teacher said atoms work like planets going around the sun. I don't think he even knows what an electron shell is." then went back to reading my comic book.
She said the principle was stunned. He had no idea my family was mostly medical professionals. I had gotten my first toy chemistry set at six.
Public school was my personal hell as a child. All those other kids struggled to get even basic ideas because their education stopped the moment they walked out of the school doors. The system often treats bored kids who are doing the bare minimum because they don't want to be in school as low IQ.
The difference between a future Trump supporter and a future Nobel prize winner is often hard to detect when kids are young and rebellious.
Yeah… I remember them telling us that in middle school and high school. They never said they "orbited the nucleus like planets orbit the sun" but the in all the diagrams the orbits were always circular.
Come to find out, that's not the case to all.
oh boy you sure showed them with your idiot savant skill..
I wasnt so lucky. My town had a special school for kids with disabilities, but the main school only had a special program for especially angry and disruptive kids. The normal classes were divided into an accelerated program, and a normal program.
I tested crazy high on the childhood aptitude test, but awful in just math. Turns out I have dysnumeria, the number equivalent of dyslexia. So it was always assumed I was awful at math, even though I eventually got an engineering degree. Still it was enough to tilt my score down to the regular class.
I was in trouble all the time for reading, doodling, and all that. I pretty much memorized all the text books by the first quarter. I'd ace nearly every test, but never turned in homework, so I was a c student. Until I got to high school and they did that no child left behind thing, then our grades were based on class participation, homework tests, and this weird thing were they gave you the final at the beginning of the course and your final score was based on how much better you did at the end of the course in comparison.
I usually got in the upper 90s on all the finals starting out, so I didnt pay attention or take notes, and still rarely did homework. I barely scraped by high school. Luckily my SAT scores were insane.
Fuck public school and their LCD grading system. I would have turned out so much better if I was challenged at all during those miserable 12 years.
In before steam story time
Not to mention, especially in small towns (personal experience here,) the "sports stars" get most of the attention, best (or horniest) girls, even favoritism by school brass.
Ikr, my high school was like. An upside down wedding cake over a ravine with a stream below it… for reasons do not understand. Smallish town. There were exits on every floor and outside stairs leading to every other floor.
I was going down the stairs one day and ran into some jocks laughing and pushing my nerd friend into the ravine, punching and shoving him when be came back up. I confronted them and… got the shit kicked out of me. They left and we got "in school suspension" for 2 weeks, they just laughed and played their war ball games.
Of course. Jocks always got favoritism.
But time and karma does catch up with them, I saw a jock guy I knew from high school recently, guy used to pick on me a lot.
Now, he's on wife #3, fat, diabetic and poor.
I didn't recognize him, but he recognized me.
And yes, he's still an absolute asshole.
Good for you, I had the satisfaction of knowing most of my assholes went to either jail or prison. Something about being violent, abusive, and drugs.
>>3584509>Jocks got all the girls.
I figured that out the year just before I started high school so I spent all summer in the Gym and running. I had always enjoyed soccer so I had started off in pretty good shape but by the time I was a freshman I was rocking a beach bod. I never raised my hand in class. Never acted like I knew any answers to anything, just quietly took my tests and waited till almost everyone else was done before turning it in. Went out for the football team, ran track, dated so, so many thirsty, shallow girls.
It's a good life being a chad, if you're just pretending.
Contrary to what rumors in high school tell you, even the thirsty girls usually didn't go all in.
If you were a lonely incel back then you didn't miss much more than hand-jobs and head.
I only had actual intercourse a few times each with a few girls and oddly it was usually in the months just before we broke up.
In hindsight I can only guess that high-school girls have FOMO when it comes to sex. They gotta try it at least once with someone they like or maybe I was just bad at it? Everyone is pretty bad at it in high-school.
Wouldn't you love to have seen a class reunion for the high school Bill Gates went to?
Bill Gates finds the jock asshole who picked on him a lot:
"I put a 3 million dollar media room into my 20 million dollar mansion just this year, what have you been doing with yourself Moose?"
"Uh…I get my name embroidered on my work shirt…"
Bill had all his opportunities handed to him so he's exactly the type who'd show up to gloat about stuff he never earned
Don't forget flat out stealing shit.
Celestia and Luna has been finished and this will be my final work in progress for the updating on the mare/alicorn model. At this point I have gone through and implemented all the features I wanted for the female ponies, as well as solved all the bugs and errors I have encountered while trying out new things.
In the attachments there is a .zip file of 26 images. In the image set you can get a good look at the alicorns and their details such as fur textures, muscle definitions, hair, etc.
The rest of the files are related to topics discussed below.
I have mostly been active on the Discord server since I did my last Patreon post, where I have recieved lots of helpful feedback on my work in progress. Which have helped me finalize and improve the ponies.
What's next? Everything is now set up so that I am free to make new characters, image sets and animations. This will be polled so that I know whom of the Mane 6 and which animations you would like to see next.
Finally when they had her in one of the slaughter pens, John dismissed
all of the hands so that they could attend to their other various and sundry
chores. John climbed up on the railings, dragging his trusty sledgehammer with
him. The head, covered with dried blood, was nicknamed "Cowbane" by John. He
then hopped over into the pen and petted the great cow to calm her. He then
hefted mighty "Cowbane". As the hammer rested high in the air, the cow mooed
very softly. The hammer came roaring downwards with a force that John knew
could not be shrugged off by any creature. The hammer impacted on the cow's
skull and splinters of bone shot forth in every direction. Blood spurted out
into the air in the dim light of the slaughterhouse. Gore and brain tissue
welled forth from the gaping cow. John nearly fell down when the cow turned
her head to him and mooed again. John stifled a yelp and brought the hammer of
death down again. More blood shot forth, covering him with a sticky crimson.
Again the cow mooed. John brought the hammer down again… and again….
The cow hit the ground with a heavy thud. By the time John was sure
that the cow was dead he let the hammer fall to his feet with a groan. He
wiped the gore off of his hands. As he shakily lit a Marlboro he heard a faint
mooing sound. He looked down at the cow. John staggered back, the lit
cigarette falling to the hay-covered floor. The cow twitched and began to lift
her great mass to her feet. It was a gruesome sight. The cow's head was
gaping with bloody holes and blood and tissue dripped from it. John screamed.
A single moo erupted from the cow's torn and bloody maw. John fell against the
railing, sweating profusely. From out in the cattle pen, John heard many moos
and the sound of shuffling hooves. The great cow mooed again and impaled John
in the stomach with part of her exposed spinal column. John screamed again.
Blood flowed. The cow gored John with vigorous intensity. The sound of mooing
filled the air. At last, the cow removed herself from John and he slid to the
wtf is this wall of text? you nigger.
All equines except donkeys need to be made into glue
I would give it an apple.