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8f978ae8 No.3608484

When humans finally go to other worlds, will we have sex with the inhabitants? Sure we will. Or maybe they will come to us. Or maybe we will just make them in the lab then they would be DNAliens.

Would we tend to forget when we make aliens, they're alien. And we should be open about our differences and celebrate them by exploring every difference in every way.

I find fucking something that actually looks like an alien would be much hotter than fucking something that looks a hell lot like a human

And what if we find aliens with alternative biochemistries, would we be toxic to one another?

What is that book she is reading?

8f978ae8 No.3608485

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8f978ae8 No.3608486

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8f978ae8 No.3608487

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8f978ae8 No.3608488

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Cute little aliens short stack that.

5bf883d2 No.3608491

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5ab72bbe No.3608501

>>3608484
fucking dogs isn't enough for you?

e2b51079 No.3608507

meandraco is awesome. He understands that alien races probably won't always have compatible plumbing with stuff on earth.

de0d6f07 No.3608595

Degenerates like you is why we need to develop the exterminatus before we explore space.

8f978ae8 No.3608602

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>>360850!
>>fucking dogs isn't enough for you?

In the first place, it wouldn't BE bestiality because these creatures would be sentient. It doesn't matter what kind of weird body they may have as long as they are sentient. The gorgeous gal in the op picture has obviously been reading a book, for example.

Now there IS bestiality with Alien Animal pictures out there, which is a whole other thing!!

8f978ae8 No.3608610

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e2b51079 No.3608618

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Still one of my favorites, even if its old. I want to imagine it opening up like one of those old "Simon Says" machines.

e2b51079 No.3608620

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>>3608618
it sucks that Synx left because he had a broken computer once upon a time, fucking computer had one job.

de0d6f07 No.3608622

>>3608620
It also sucks that Synx left with money people donated to help with that computer problem.

de0d6f07 No.3608623

>>3608622
And commissions too, if it was only donation…

09a62349 No.3608630

>>3608618

Agree, also the Androgynous look of the alien…Is it or is it not? …..

I guess that´s a Cloaca and somehow the Condom is unnecessary.

Besides that I always wondered what movie is on pause!

2c0cf8f1 No.3608646

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>What is that book she is reading?
Looks like human porn to get her human lover revved up for a close encounter. Very considerate, but I doubt he needs it.

>>3608620
I need more snooge doin' the monster mash. And other things…

8f978ae8 No.3608647

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>>3608620
SYNX is still online, but going by the name of RAYSH now (on PATREON). He posted this just a few days ago. Unfortunatly being there has prompted him to produce a flurry of fast, hurried drawings to gain more subscribers, sacrificing his quality for quantity. I guess he goes where the money is.

42dea02f No.3609111

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67a293ff No.3609174

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Surprise that earth's gravity should pull all that saliva.

6d741292 No.3609180

>>3609174
And unless that creature can somehow evade the laws of physics in this universe, his OWN gravity would crunch him into a sphere the size of Jupiter really quickly.

de0d6f07 No.3609196

>>3609180
Not sure about that.

First, that creature would have about the same density as water, just like the human body. So less self gravity than a rock planet.

Second, it would be composed of biological cells which add structural integrity, humans don't instantly drop into a puddle of blood, maybe the cell structure of that creature could withstand self-gravity?

5166cd63 No.3609198

>>3609196
>So less self gravity than a rock planet.

Doesn't matter. Jupiter consists mostly of hydrogen and helium. There's enough mass there that no matter what it's made of, it would collapse under its own gravity.

5166cd63 No.3609199

>>3609196
Plus, the kinetic energies involved at that scale are beyond comprehension.

If a creature of that size were to simply and gently poke the earth with its fingertip, the surface of the earth would ripple out in waves and melt into lava from the internal friction. The same would be true for the creature itself - if it somehow managed to clap its own hands together, the hands would vanish in an exploding mist of hot gas and molten chunks of matter.

ae83743d No.3609200

>>3609198

But Jupiter has not collapsed under its own weight .
Last time I checked it was still quite there.

The Core and inner layers of Jupiter…Now thats a different story. There will be a massive very heavy core of all heavier elements and gases compressed into a ball of immense density and weight.

Some has speculated the large gasplanets will have a core in which center is a massive gigantic diamond!

5166cd63 No.3609202

>>3609180
Long before you get to the size where you would have problems with your own gravity, you get into problems with your own mass and inertia.

When you scale things up, the strength of your limbs scales with the cross-section area of your bones and muscles etc. while the mass of your body parts scales with the volume of your body. The forces required to move things around in straight lines increase linearly with mass, and to the power of two when moving in circular paths, so when you scale things up your strength increases by a factor of x^2 while the stresses increase by a factor of x^3 to x^5.

That means, there is a critical size where the scale factor x becomes 1, beyond which you simply cannot keep your own body together. You can shift the exact point a little further by having stronger materials, but the difference quickly becomes too great anyhow and your arms and legs will simply rip from your body and fly away.

Rule of thumb: at the scale of skyscrapers, a steel cable has the properties of a wet noodle.

5166cd63 No.3609203

>>3609200
>But Jupiter has not collapsed under its own weight .

No, and that wasn't the question.

For icy objects in the asteroid belts, once they gain enough matter to grow beyond approximately 400 - 600 km in diametet, they will begin to crush down into more or less perfect spheres.

6d741292 No.3609205

>>>But Jupiter has not collapsed under its own weight .

Jupiter IS collapsed, as far as it can go with its current mass, that's why it's a sphere. Gravity tries to pull everything towards its center.
If somehow you could keep adding more mass to Jupiter, it wouldn't get much bigger in size, but would continue to compress and get heavier. Eventually it would become what is known as a Brown dwarf but it would take about 80 Jupiter masses before it would get to the next stage, which would be triggering nuclear fusion and becoming a star.

4df35676 No.3609493

>>3609205
Would it though? If you very slowly added mass to Jupiter, slowly enough so excess heat could dissipate, wouldn't it eventually reach a point where electron pressure could not hold it up. At that point, wouldn't it collapse suddenly until its fusionable material converted it into a planet sized fusion bomb?

9b000eb7 No.3609527

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9b000eb7 No.3609528

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8e1f48dc No.3609541

>>3609493
>a planet sized fusion bomb?

When stars ignite, they start with a bang, then collapse back, then bang again several times until they settle down to a steady state.

The repeating ripples of radiation pressure cause the surrounding cloud of dust and gas to compress into shock rings, which ends up forming the planets.

9e8f7226 No.3609559

>>3609541
So you are one of those scientific cranks who believe in cold fusion, then. You have to be since you were replying to a post that hypothesized a cold Jupiter very slowly accumulating mass.

At least as a scientific crank you fit right in here at lulz along with the "stop the steal" crackpots and Russian collusion kooks.

9e8f7226 No.3609560

>>3609493
Electron degeneracy wouldn't happen until it reached 1.4 times the Sun's mass. So if it's possible at all with Jupiter, it would be a star sized fusion bomb. Which by the way, is exactly what a type 1a supernova is.

6d741292 No.3609570

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>>What is that book she is reading?

"To Serve Man".

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690f4776 No.3609578

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690f4776 No.3609581

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690f4776 No.3609583

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ba3a27a9 No.3615788

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bc4f639b No.3615975

>>3608484

Yes : We will be toxic to eacho ther, unless They posses the superior tech and can magically do something about it. But as things stand : A fart (and the bacteria in said fart) can kill us all, also visaversa

Their skin / outer membrane will have the same issue.

Also, I predict we will smell absolutely abhorrent to each other. Sorry.

it is and will remain science fiction.

bc4f639b No.3615976

>>3608646

The book ? "to serve man" I think

0907ae8e No.3616104

>>3615976
>The book ? "to serve man" I think
You are a little late:

>>3609570
>>3609572

2d098bdd No.3616169

>>3616104

Yes..I blame the difference in time-zones, also I did not read the thread before posting……Alas : Mea Culpa.

2c773c4b No.3616314

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d4ff014b No.3617590

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Someone has to do it. For science!

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f629ba0c No.3619141

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bf2d5430 No.3619148

>>3608484
How do you think humans became a thing?

dbe818e8 No.3619312

lawl

4b0fc5e4 No.3619332

>>3618241
How is babby becum humen.

36a59407 No.3619336

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Cute alien about to get anally probed by heartless humans.

855d7e52 No.3628680

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>>3628674
If they are silicone base we can fuck them!
>>3608618
Unf moar!

855d7e52 No.3628682

what do aliens smell like? what if they dont stink like mammals on earth? What if they smell like cheese or raspberry beer?

ea8ed022 No.3628685

>>3628682
what does a being of pure energy and quantum light smell like?

f1beaa0f No.3628733

>>3628685

they will smell like blue , possible like solstice, and harmonic waves.

bdf7f413 No.3628736

>>3628733
i suppose you are right, but what if the blue is fire or ice? Would you smell the feels. And what if sensing itself ties somehow into it being?

Recognizing causes the essence to 'thicken', to be conveyed. For instance Gods are made powerful by faith, when you partake in the worship, you become 'blessed'. You are therfore 'communing' to a god by it imparting unto you.

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0798cafe No.3638154

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92a598e7 No.3638270

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5b48f84b No.3638276

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>>3638270

Move over Jack and let the Captain take command.

ca13e50d No.3644815

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alien horse > Earth horse

df06386f No.3644819

>>3644815
Get on the god level and go for sliepnir the 8 legged steed of thunder.

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