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4d174f19 No.3637909

SIMBA FIGURINE! … RED FOX FIGURINE! … ARCTIC FOX FIGURINE! … SCOOBY DOO FIGURINE! … BEANIE BABY! … 3D PRINTED FOX! …

f5bf0866 No.3637925

What the fuck is wrong with you?

f9c6043c No.3637932

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2abcae86 No.3637943

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How did you get such good pics of your butthole?

0433a535 No.3637944

>>3637943
the doctor had to get them out somehow

bad9592e No.3637945

>>3637943
He definitely has to pump air into his asshole to make it so cavernous.

I'm surprised the Earp's didn't rip up his guts tbh

bad9592e No.3637946

>>3637945
>Earp's
EARS
Fucking autocorrect

Anyways, have this https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/8g7wgb/anal-vore
Then Google "coming out anal vore" for pure autism

4d174f19 No.3637976

>>3637943
I used a USB endoscope.
>>3637945
That's right. Pumping air inside is how I make them look so good. I use a small empty shampoo bottle. I fill it with water to give myself an enema.
The ears are not that sharp. I've had minor bleeding before but it heals up quickly.

bad9592e No.3637979

>>3637976
But why?

34e5e8cb No.3637989

>>3637979

Because……He could.


BAM !

089d6d77 No.3637991

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4d174f19 No.3637995

File: 1639695959278.jpg (42.16 KB, 800x600, fvlcsnap-2019-09-26-12h20m….jpg)

Here is another image of the red fox figurine in my rectum. I wish I could reverse the roles here.

>>3637989
who wouldn't want a living dildo squirming inside them? It's like a vibrator but better.

255178a6 No.3637998

File: 1639696920607.jpg (103.89 KB, 940x529, earthworm.jpg)

But what about cock vore?
https://youtu.be/KxbELALc2UU

dce79a16 No.3638000

>>3637998

Don't want to see that cockvore shit if it involves live animals. That is just gross.

9da97799 No.3638028

>>3637998
Cock vore doesn't appeal to me at all. I tried it once with the tail of a rubber lizard. It just hurt.

f6a0e4fe No.3638031

>>3638028
If sounding causes pain you are therefore doing it wrong.

a8f26bc2 No.3638035

File: 1639725730912.gif (1.35 MB, 540x480, 600f29c91c148b11f45bf08cb8….gif)

>>3638031
Not necessarily, I was able to sound a sharpie right off the bat, but my ex had issues even getting a catheter fit in "her" in at the hospital. Urethra sizes vary.

Unless you're getting UI's you're not really doing it wrong, you just can't do it, or you just don't like it cause you aren't a freak.

a8f26bc2 No.3638036

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>>3638035
I've never really gotten any sexual pleasure out of it, so after a few times I just stopped. The feeling of sounding was a novelty, but not really worth it after a couple of times.

Plus it makes your piss burn like fire for the next time or two. Nothing in comparison to getting a PA though.

f6a0e4fe No.3638044

>>3638036
If you arent using the right lube then obviously its gonna burn when you piss after sounding or catheter play. I'm almost max size for the standard sounding sets myself. Like I said before if it hurts burns etc after play you are doing it all wrong.

j-lube and proper use materials like medical silicone etc.

9da97799 No.3638060

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>>3638031
I guess I prefer anal because its easier. Can't put my endoscope up my urethra either. So where's the fun in that?

a8f26bc2 No.3638091

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>>3638087
The only difference between human and animal lube is that human lube is sanitized, but do you really need sanitization when you're shoving stuff up your shit hole?

Also J-Lube awesomely just keeps going on forever when you powder toys with it, it makes shower fun actually enjoyable. I've never really found anything that can stand up to it in that regard.

9da97799 No.3638204

File: 1639849472960.png (106.5 KB, 1420x864, 364029_CuriousFerret_wb_ch….png)

I am taking requests for what I should shove up my ass next.

abe48dd0 No.3638205

>>3638204
Funnel hot tar into your ass.

b5929095 No.3638212

Shove a hot fireplace poker up your ass!

03df8902 No.3638215

File: 1639867209760.jpg (68.39 KB, 800x600, assfox-a.jpg)


bf25d730 No.3638220

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I sent you a thing, sorry my reply took forever.

>>3638215
Argh I took too long and you beat me to an edit.

I wanted to try doing it in GIMP, got as far as downloading several portable versions (usually before a significant version change / bloat adding) gave up and did it in Photoshop. I haven't used GIMP in 8 years or so.

9da97799 No.3638324

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>>3638215
>>3638220
I love making edits! Here is one that i am very proud of!
>>3638220
Thanks! I am currently writing a reply.

85aa943f No.3639684

>>3637909
More please?

2f4012d2 No.3641404

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>>3639684
Sure have more. Here are some taken with the endoscope inserted backwards bent in a U shape. There is a yellow rubber frog that was pushed in as deep as my finger could push it. The camera is about twice as deep inside.

3792fd0a No.3641439

File: 1641759034220.webm (1.36 MB, 480x848, пидор жопа дихлофос.webm)


ba724d9b No.3641496

>>3641439

Its a small miracle the cap stayed on while removing it.

fb0818ab No.3641663

>>3641496

Maybe he is an Idiot-savant : Smart enough to glue the cap on but not smart enough not to shove it up his butt /just buy a proper dildo.

d0090ad4 No.3641682

>>3641439
When I think of Russian men shoving objects up their own ass all I can think of is 1 guy 1 jar

3792fd0a No.3641684

File: 1641855820890.webm (4.57 MB, 362x640, пидор жопа baddragon.webm)


fa2d6af7 No.3641754

>>3641684
Hmm… I don't recognize that "bad dragon" dildo

998e8882 No.3641758

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Be sure the corpse is thoroughly washed of any road debris before proceeding.

Oh wait, is he actually dead? maybe he's somebody's pet and he's just getting a bath. Which do you think it is?

fa2d6af7 No.3641771

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>>3641758
Fox eye pupils don't stay narrow after the fox dies. It's clearly alive.

But sadly that fox is dead now because of medical issues I think.

4f827103 No.3641794

>>3641684
this is why you don't buy your dildos on aliexpress
you should always have a heavily flared base for safety otherwise you might lose it inside you

ec3b0aec No.3642108

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>>3641758
Yep. My fox is just getting a bath. Don't worry, he enjoys this too.

3792fd0a No.3642134

>>3641794
I've seen video of pulling out giant anal plug with such base. Oh, that was clearly painful for him.
Did not save it though.

3792fd0a No.3642135

File: 1642068787134.webm (3.32 MB, 368x640, пидор жопа огурец.webm)

>>3641754
That's just the file name referring to size of that thing..


By the way, OP, how do you take them out?

2f4012d2 No.3642146

>>3642135
I just use my finger. And my rectal muscles. I use the endoscope to push them deep inside me. Then when i am done, my rectal muscles push them back down so i can reach in with one or more fingers and pull them out. It can hurt a bit sometimes. But i think it worth it for the pleasure i experience from it.

a161fa7a No.3642188

>>3642146
I take it that you're already aware that if you shove something in and it somehow causes wounds inside your anal or rectal passage that it could lead to some serious complications? I've read stories about people wanting to shove all kinds of crazy objects up their ass but would it be worth it if it caused you to be diaper dependent in the future?

53ce087f No.3642199

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>>3642188
He's probably gonna be fine unless he tries to take an entire traffic cone up his ass or something.

Dad had a piece of his gut removed a decade ago due to cancer and he's not diaper dependent or having to do pretty much anything special after it healed.

a161fa7a No.3642200

>>3642199
I read about someone who shoved a toy up their ass and they ended up scraping the inside of their anus. This lead to an infection that spread. They had to have surgery to try and repair the damaged muscle from a fistula, caused by an abscess in the anal tissue. They now have much less control of their sphincter and are diaper dependent.

53ce087f No.3642201

>>3642200
A more relevant question would be, in what percentage of cases does scraping your anus result into that bad of an infection?

I mean who hasn't shat out a log that big that their anus bled. People probably do it once every few months without any problems.

Dunk the toy in disinfectant I guess.

a161fa7a No.3642202

>>3642201
That doesn't mean anyone should increase the chances of causing an infection by constantly shoving toys up their ass. Even if the probability is low bad things can still happen.

db0983de No.3642203

>>3642200
Don't believe everything you read.
>>3642201
Diaper fetishists like to pretend that they have a medical need to wear a diaper in public. They always claim it's a medical necessity when a venue gives them the boot for shitting themselves and stinking up the place.

a161fa7a No.3642204

>>3642201
Also these toys aren't designed for anal play. If you're going to shove things up your ass you might as well use toys that were specifically designed for that purpose with safety in mind, ie soft toys with no sharp or rough edges.

a161fa7a No.3642205

>>3642203
>Don't believe everything you read.

It was a medical report by a surgeon.

53ce087f No.3642206

>>3642203
>>Diaper fetishists like to pretend that they have a medical need to wear a diaper in public
I dunno, I know someone and they just told me they like it cause it feels comfy.

I don't get it, but to each their own I guess.

>>3642202
You should probably not leave your house tomorrow. You might get flattened by a truck. I mean it could happen, can it not?

>>3642204
I'm not gonna put animal figurines up my butt, but if that guy wants to do it, who are you to stop him?

a161fa7a No.3642207

>>3642206
Go ask a Colorectal Surgeon if they think that shoving these toys up your ass is safe. If they say yes, then by all means keep shoving toys like that up your ass.

a161fa7a No.3642209

>You should probably not leave your house tomorrow. You might get flattened by a truck. I mean it could happen, can it not?

Walking outside is something that most people have to do. Shoving toys like that up your ass isn't.

a161fa7a No.3642210

>I'm not gonna put animal figurines up my butt, but if that guy wants to do it, who are you to stop him?

You're right, who am I to stop him. There's nothing to say that I cannot give advice on the possible dangers of doing it.

a161fa7a No.3642211

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https://www.bishuk.com/your-questions/safe-put-bum/

"It’s fine to be into masturbation and it’s fine to enjoy anal penetration (for whatever reason). But, please don’t put a marker pen up your bum. As I’ve discussed here and here, marker pens aren’t safe to use in the vagina but they are also really not safe to use up your arse. Why? Because you can lose it up there. True story.

The anus has very strong muscles surrounding the opening (sphincter) and the colon. Ever tried holding a fart in? Imagine how strong those muscles are, you’re holding gas inside you. When things are inserted into the anus these really strong muscles can suck things in. And because of these muscles that are strong enough to hold a fart in, anything that is sucked up there can be hard to get out. Add to this that you need some kind of lubrication to get a thing in your anus, and that your hands might be slippery, this means it would be highly likely you would have a marker pen stuck up your arse.

This is why when people use sex toys in their arse they should use ones designed for their arse. Sex toys for arses are very smooth all the way around and have a flared base which stops it from getting sucked inside you. So please don’t use a marker pen up your arse."

b77edc82 No.3642279

>>3642211
You can't actually "lose" anything up your colon. There are two sphincters, one at both ends of the rectum, and the inner one into the sigmoid colon has a 90 degrees bend to it, so getting stuff lodged up there past the inner spinchter requires that you deliberately force it at some considerable pain and effort to reach in that far.

Anything you slip into the rectum, you'll eventually just poo it out. If it's a sharpie, it may poke you a bit but it will get surrounded with so much shit that it'll pass.

2f4012d2 No.3642417

>>3642279
That happened to my buddy Simba. We had a sleepover and he got to sleep deep in my rectum. He was probably at the sigmoid bend. I went to sleep with him inside there and when I tried to get him out later, he would not come out. He made me constipated. I became worried however a few hours later he came back out covered in shit and I cleaned him off. Turns out he just really liked it in there and wanted to stay for a bit longer.
Also I have pushed objects past the inner sphincter using the endoscope and it doesn't hurt. Just gotta wait for it to open first.

>>3642200
That once happened to me because I did something really stupid. I used a roll-on deodorant bottle to push the 3d printed fox into my ass. His ears cut along my rectal walls when he was pushed in and that caused internal bleeding. That was the worst case of bleeding that I ever had. However it healed up and I never had to see a doctor.

I learned from both of these mistakes and they never happened again. I would show a photo of the cut but I would have to find the video first. I have literally hundreds of endoscope recordings that I have gotten over the past 3 years I have been doing this.

8e6cf01f No.3642497

Apparently, when you let dogs fuck you in the ass they do it with a kind of rapid stabby motion and there is a pointy bone inside their dick, yet I've never heard of any serious injuries from doing this, or are there? I would think it more likely if they get a big knot in your ass then try to pull it out it might maybe cause a tear in the anus or something, any experts on this?

2f4012d2 No.3642525

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>>3642211
>When things are inserted into the anus these really strong muscles can suck things in.

Hot. I want to be small and be inserted into a fox's anus and have a fox's anus suck my whole body inside.

c0f9fc00 No.3644549

eww your gross

f70db4f4 No.3644574

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>>3642525
Gross

Smols belong in vagina, not stinky buttholes

f5718608 No.3644577

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f5718608 No.3644981

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This is the perfect toy for you.

4f827103 No.3647328

jesus christ why

740d107f No.3647329

https://lulz.net/furi/src/1645016959316-1.jpg

Please, French-kiss with him!
And let us see.

d73dcf9e No.3647333

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>>3647320

0172498f No.3647429

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>>3647320
>>3647320
this is some ed gein shit

d73dcf9e No.3647430

>>3647320
There's something that I learn, If a fox is alive it's butthole is pink tight and fresh looking making it more attractive, however if it's dead it's bowls are loose pale and open. Yeah, thank for the fox autopsy stuff.

eaadb4c8 No.3647446

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>>3647320
>>3647411

740d107f No.3647449

>>3647411
>>Sure, but doubt you'll see much. For obvious reasons.

Well, all I really want to see are close-ups of the tongues touching, that's all.

d73dcf9e No.3647488

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5fc69b2d No.3647583

Wild, This thread just keeps on getting better!!!
>>3647411

ff7fc0b0 No.3648795

File: 1645845454901.png (57.03 KB, 890x241, 3b_on_foxes.PNG)

>>3647429
>"using roadkill is ed gein shit"
>"killing animals and wearing their skin is perfectly normal tho"
Judging by the ugly ass art that you're posting and the horrible opinions you gotta be that guy. Guess you graduated in the meantime from hating foxes to hating white people. Great.

4d53fa5f No.3653253

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2abcae86 No.3653334

>>3653253
Is that poop?

ba724d9b No.3653380

>>3653334

No shit, yes, shit.

20dbf65b No.3653512

File: 1649535896859.png (17.98 KB, 120x120, 120px-Spy_Head_Prize.png)

>>3653253

u got shydd on my suit.

b3b66872 No.3660677

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RUBBER MOUSE



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