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14c9a12a No.3654017

Sup poorfags?

d6b35409 No.3654021

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Its hard to not be alone on a friday night, when nothing worthwhile is open any night, or any day. Fucking NWO virus-hoax, russian artificial gas inflation bs.

go suck a wall of dicks you double faggot.

c27b20d0 No.3654022

I'm alone every night, why would Friday be any different?

d698a8d1 No.3654025

Spending some time with my boyfriend before going to a party later tonight. Feels good to be a faggot

dd97bb00 No.3654040

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Well that's just gay!

9e78c929 No.3654051

Normally I'm at a friends place fucking like an animal on fridays.

5800467f No.3661695

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29b0df6c No.3661706

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Shop night, woooo
Can't wait for the first motorcycle ride of the season
I need to opt in as an organ donor for when they scrape me off the side of the road

d6b35409 No.3661708

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I'm an organ doner, don't know what they'd be able to scrape out of me, but I plan on possessing anyone who gets my kidneys. I'll just keep spirit hopping bodies forever.

d6b35409 No.3661711

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also made fox smoler, because reasons.

3b1ae7c2 No.3661713

I have yet to meet a single motorcycle rider that wasn't a complete retard as well as a total assclown

d6b35409 No.3661715

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I've wanted to own a honda shadow since forever.

I'm no picture of un-asclownery, but I've just always wanted one. I plan on rewarding myself once I finish my psych degree program.

0395c637 No.3661718

Its obvious the NWO is trying to take over the government and everyone's fucking weekend.

5e21326e No.3661723

Motorcycles should be illegal.

268fc226 No.3661748

no they should be encouraged
i want more assholes to splatter themselves all over the pavement

d6b35409 No.3661749

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not going to lie, I'm not one of those people who feel relaxed taking drives. I'm horrified. Its not that I'm a bad driver, its that there are so many other bad drivers out there. Who knows what other "aggressive" drivers will do.

Loud pipes save lives. They're also bloody annoying, but the point stands.

You know all that leather isn't just for show, if you get knocked off your bike, you have to dig your heels into the ground and hope the leather coat doesn't give out before you get turned into jerky.

d6b35409 No.3661750

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I kinda literally grew up in a biker bar… I've got one one hold for now, paid for and in storage, but its my reward for graduating, so not going to touch it till I'm sober for 2 years and have my newest degree…

Still, if it makes things more clear. I learned a lot of really underhanded things having my family own a biker bar. Its where I learned how to hack a pinball machine, fix cars, fix carborators, restore car batteries, use ham radio, ect. A lot of my skills were learnt in a biker bar.

d6b35409 No.3661752

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:/ its also probably why I'm an alcoholic, but at least I'm an alcoholic thats ok at doing just about anything.

844413fb No.3661830

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29b0df6c No.3661836


Go on…

857914b1 No.3662060

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Sometimes all someone needs is a hug or a complement. Let those who you appreciate know how much you do. Little acts make the biggest affects.

I’m thankful for everything I have, have had, and will have. No worries for me, just share good vibes ?

d6b35409 No.3662062

you have no idea how much I need a hug or complement.

Irl, I am an alcoholic, its true. But I go out of my way to help people. I do so much and i just keep getting kicked in the face with the "no good deed goes unpunished thing"

One of the only things that stopped me from dying, is that I want at least one nice, actually affectionate, hug in my life.

Plus I received nothing but yelling, name calling, curing, and general abuse growing up, so idk. It would just be nice to have a change

d6b35409 No.3662063

well I mean I've had hugs and kisses but they weren't really loving, just lustful…

There is a difference

d6b35409 No.3662064

I mean I was raped a lot.. growing up. strangers.

My dad didn't pay attention to me at all until I was in my 20's. My mom had some kind of long term post birth psychosis, so she refused to even awknolege I existed for several years. I pretty much had to take care of my brother, and the house, while she just laid in bed. Now my brother hates me…

I've never been particularly loved irl.

d6b35409 No.3662065

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Then like you do, I started killing people for the government. Which doesn't exactly establish love.

d6b35409 No.3662066

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Its why I operated as queen chrysalis for so long, back in the day.

d6b35409 No.3662067

ugh, my mom actually called me her daughter until I was like in the 5th grade.

0ebdbf27 No.3662095

Nobody believes you because you're so desperate for pity that you'll saying anything.

d6b35409 No.3662097

That was a secondary duty, someone had to maintain the TO library. Also I said *started* killing people for the government, I never said I actually accomplished that. I start a lot of things that I never actually get around to doing.

0395c637 No.3662113


and how did that make you feel…?

no but for real i just worked my ASS off for 1 and a half weeks designing the prototypes for a vpn. Its not just a vpn…its a darknet tor vpn that communicates with number stations. Not just numberstation vpn, but true-ghost vpn that exchanges frequency checks with other energy profiles (using an ip adjustment) that it gives out as a cloak.

I basically sugar-holed a vpn system that can encrypt and dicipher full airborne transmissions as ip profiles. And using said transmissions to establish a mobile-center and tether free range. The government-suites in black be looking for this shit btw.

a48a2a83 No.3662140


You've never killed anyone. You're too big a pussy to ever put your life in danger.

You're trailer trash who has never been more than an hour from the double wide you share with your mother and we all know it.

4b1111fd No.3662166

He probably couldn't tolerate living with two crazy trannies

844413fb No.3662236

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857914b1 No.3665543

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5218a25e No.3665599

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TO library duty is a job for an E-5, not an O-3 as you lyingly claimed to be in another thread.

857914b1 No.3665600

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If you feel alone watch this.

YouTuber to Mass-Murderer | Randy Stair's Dark Fantasy World

e7e9f84a No.3665602

I was an E-3 when I did that, and then went to OTS. Its a thing some people do.

0dddb56a No.3665603

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Nice triple quads bro

0dddb56a No.3665604

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fuck just realized I said quads instead of doubles

857914b1 No.3665807

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76e949fa No.3665999

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It's fursuit Friday y'all!

76e949fa No.3666000

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76e949fa No.3666001

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76e949fa No.3666002

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76e949fa No.3666003

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76e949fa No.3666004

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76e949fa No.3666005

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4e096417 No.3666044


Aufy that looks like a lovely couch. I don't know why Steam keeps creating fake threads about you being homeless.

b9791720 No.3666067

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Thanks. It is a nice couch.

03c1d3a6 No.3666068

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That couch is owned by someone else. Polybius merely sleeps on it until he can afford an apartment to live in.

In other words, Aufy is homeless and back to couch surfing.

b9791720 No.3666071

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Not "couch surfing"
Kiss my ass.

3d8527cb No.3666078

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4998b671 No.3666120

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Oh my Gawed my fat pink naughty animatronic bimbo tits are way too big for my favorite Freddy Fazbear Shirt.

4998b671 No.3666121

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Oh no! They don't fit my Fnaf sister location shirt either.

4998b671 No.3666122

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God Damn I just love cuddling with my fat teddy.

4998b671 No.3666123

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Oh Gawed! My ass!

30ee3574 No.3666124

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Well this one was a large but it feel a bit snug. But at least my nipples aren't flopping out the bottom.

4998b671 No.3666125

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It's good thing Aufy has me in his life to show him the slutty sensual neon pink light at the end of the tunnel.

ea991fe5 No.3666129


No, Aufy's always had a good work ethic and stays employed. Even if he isn't renting at the moment, it sounds like he has a supportive social network and is working towards financial stability. Happy for your, Aufy!

e7e9f84a No.3666146

he isn't officially renting, he's living in some guy's basement in exchange for sexual favors. There is a difference.

63afa241 No.3666266

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>>3666129 Thank you

>>3666146 Polybius and I share a bedroom that we rent. He and Romi are good friends. No sexual favors have been exchanged.

582a0da1 No.3666267

>Can't even afford a room of their own in a tranny owned flophouse in a shithole part of the country
>all cohabitants are fetishistic sex pests and trannies
>somehow want us to believe they aren't fucking each other out of desperation and obsessive coomerism after years of cohabitation

I don't believe a fucking word of this obvious bullshit

63181470 No.3666269

Me and Circus Fox are definitely sexually active. But he's a cartoon character.

1553064a No.3666275

LoL, imagine being so repugnant you have to pretend that there is someone desperate enough to live with you yet is unwilling to fuck you despite being a creation of your own cum addled sexual fantasy

66927f38 No.3666276

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7513ba2a No.3666386

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Obviously I'm sexually active with my human. Not sure why you thought I wasn't.


Imagine being so sad you have to fabricate elaborate fantasies of hardship about someone else's life based on some silly pink cosplay.

We're just having a bit of fun just rol with it.

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7513ba2a No.3666390

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cffabf2e No.3666611

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92d6fac4 No.3666651

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250578b2 No.3666712

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I think he's a handsome chap.
Blokes work ard. It gets a sully out there.
Just ya know…wash ya willy before the show aye.

4c3289ab No.3671921

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Isn't it about time for Steam to resume his drunk-posting nonsense?

ce553674 No.3671929

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Friday night comes so fast.

0395c637 No.3671936

more of this less of other shtick

325c7513 No.3671937

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I'm getting weird tonight, fam

9aa56496 No.3680130

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Insane gibberish.

3d23766e No.3680159

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Time sure flies, already Friday again?

bdb27f88 No.3680186

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She thought she was alone…

6f50a991 No.3682818

File: 1671190759778.jpg (1.76 MB, 4096x2304, cash.jpg)

Theres always one way to not be alone on a friday night.

And this guy found it.

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536fbf28 No.3700854

File: 1682732324857.jpg (208.62 KB, 2075x1776, rubber ducky fapping.jpg)

> Alone on a Friday night?
Not alone! I have my rubber ducky.

536fbf28 No.3700855

File: 1682732381885.jpg (239 KB, 1865x2369, wizard hat fapping.jpg)

…and my wizard hat.

5ff5ec8e No.3700857

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