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721c91d0 No.3655505

Goat bless America.

Happy Sunday everyone.

ede2623d No.3655510


11156dd4 No.3655511

Are you still salty because I said I'd pray for you? Cause you can't stop my kindness.

1caa99b1 No.3655538

Poly! I've been trying to call you. Where have you been?

ee245446 No.3655552

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Did you really need to push a thread off the board for this?

3efe99ec No.3655571

I guess posting on a dying imageboard takes priority to answering calls from friends

9e217c02 No.3655596

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Satanist shit is pure cringe to anyone who isn’t a normie….

0be426ab No.3655597

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Sadly this is the case!

0be426ab No.3655598

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Behold your true follower the House of Dagoth!

c058dca0 No.3655704

File: 1651581011633.jpg (1.06 MB, 1200x1600, IMG_20220503_080859_3.jpg)

Post your tract collection.

I have more of these in storage. These are just the ones I've collected while being up here.

>>3655538 Message me on Facebook.

>>3655552 Yes. It's was for Satanic Sunday. Me and Tms decided to make it a thing.

>>3655596 Perhaps. I won't deny it. So you may understand my initial hesitation. It's not like I didn't also think Satanism was cringe. I'm still getting used to the idea of me being a Satanist as well.

3cf03516 No.3656027

You collect chic tracts? What kind of Satanist collects chic tracts?

b23f476b No.3657069

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Bumping because Sunday.

b23f476b No.3657070

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>>3656027 Really? Chic tracts can be a fun little read. While not particularly conceiving propaganda, they're colorful and sometimes illustrate some good points. Other times, not so much.

8ce9382d No.3657142

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Happy Satanic Sunday!

Sorta old news that I meant to post sooner:

>Days after the Supreme Court ruled that Boston had violated a Christian group’s rights by denying a request to fly its flag over Boston’s City Hall Plaza, the Satanic Temple, a religious freedom advocacy group, has applied to fly its flag during “Satanic Appreciation Week” later this summer.
>Last December, the group placed a baby Baphomet figure in a holiday display at the Illinois State Capitol, drawing fire from the local Catholic bishop.
Top tier trolling.

11156dd4 No.3657151

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catholics are super easy to upset, especially if you do it intentionally.

I have to be super careful of my speech at mass, cause I have the tendency, as a former filthy evil heathen, to say offensive things to all the "real" catholics I have to deal with.

11156dd4 No.3657153

that said catholics are also extremely kind, if you don't piss them off.

73c4a70d No.3657167

why the fuck would anyone choose to be a catholic if they weren't indoctrinated into it as a kid?

Seriously, why would anyone join a sect other than orthodoxy if they're choosing to join christfaggotry later in life? Why pick a sect that so clearly full of corruption and bullshit and not the pure uncut opium of the masses?

703d688f No.3657170

>your sect of mentally ill pedophiles isn't good enough, you should join the orthodox sect of mentally ill pedophiles because they're more racist and like murdering Ukrainian people

73c4a70d No.3657177

File: 1652639299969.jpg (103.49 KB, 800x558, fish.jpg)

They're both retarded, but one is far more retarded than the other.

Only one of them is retarded enough to call a rodent a fish so that it follows a bullshit dietary law they invented.

11156dd4 No.3657202

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I have an overwhelming need to feel superior to everyone around me and subjugate the weak.

I fit right in with the catholic church

57d24a56 No.3657205

Only if by "subjugate" you mean "raping altar boys"

11156dd4 No.3657207

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I have no interest in children, their strange chicklet teeth and misshapen bodies weird me the fuck out.

I didn't like kids even when I was a kid. I'm more interested in things that don't actually exist.

8ce9382d No.3657210

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My understanding of Catholicism is that it's very guilt-centric. So much so that they're afraid to pray directly to God, but instead pray to Mary and a bunch of other saints in the hope they relay the message.

11156dd4 No.3657213

I was born baptist, I pray directly to God.

I just admit my sins to priests, when I'm feeling actually guilty about them, so that what I say is is heard and spoken, instead of just to myself into nothing. Sometimes admitting your guilt to another person is very therapeutic.

11156dd4 No.3657216

outside of this board, I'm actually a very cordial person.

Its extremely rare that I cause any sort of offense to anyone irl. Still on the rare occasion that I do, I try to apologize immediately, and then follow up with a confession.

73c4a70d No.3657217

File: 1652645635420.png (431.71 KB, 700x700, Goris.png)

>3 dicks

That's just being greedy. At least hemipenes would make sense.

Also Goris is best deathclaw and the intelligent deathclaws in Vault 13 were supposed to survive the end of FO2

11156dd4 No.3657218

I follow the Jewish practice, where I try to make amends 3 times, and if that fails I ask god for forgiveness.

11156dd4 No.3657219

File: 1652645811736.jpg (134.23 KB, 724x800, d715f70abe7ad16d22d934e514….jpg)

Goris is the best deathclaw. I've had a crush on him since he was my best follower when the game was first released.

He is mutant boyfriend material.

73c4a70d No.3657220

>He is mutant husband material.

The only downside was how long the animation for his robe took

11156dd4 No.3657221

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good fix

11156dd4 No.3657222

Its a good thing that I'm not dating. I don't want to think of how I'd explain to my priest that I was committing adulatory in my heart with a sentient hunk of a deathclaw…

11156dd4 No.3657224

imagine all that muscle, holding onto those hardened legs and holding tight as he pumps you full with solid hard blasts of deathclaw baby batter.

11156dd4 No.3657225

then being stuck on his knot for a while with nothing else to do other than worship his hard abs, glazed with your cum

11156dd4 No.3657226

I always wear a chastity cage, so whether you were able to touch yourself or not is up to you in that fantasy

73c4a70d No.3657235

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But what if I want to top the cute dorky deathclaw nerd and cuddle with him afterwards? There's no reason why big strong muscular guys can't bottom too.

11156dd4 No.3657240


I'd really hope Goris was a switch, cause sometimes I want to get railed hard by some solid muscular haunches, and other times i want to pound that nerdy ass.

73c4a70d No.3657241

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Versatile is always best, and big white scaled nerds are perfect for both.

11156dd4 No.3657244

File: 1652650032302.jpg (72.95 KB, 480x360, omg_nerdboner.jpg)

are you trying to poke all my husbandos? cause Remmy is my Drag-queen.

11156dd4 No.3657245

sucks that the library bitch caused him so much pain.

Plus, there is supposed to be an AWSW 2 coming out next year

73c4a70d No.3657247

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Stop hogging all the cute nerds. You can't marry them all.
>Plus, there is supposed to be an AWSW 2 coming out next year

I wonder if they'll ever finish Goodbye Volcano High. There's no way it could be anything but a dumpster fire of tumblr bullshit compared to Snoot Game.

11156dd4 No.3657249

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if you wanted to RP sometime I'd let you be Remmy and I'd be Maverick. I'd slam down on you with the power of several energy cells.

you know, technically I'm also a cute nerd <3

11156dd4 No.3657253

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he'res my link
its a hellscape that no one goes to bu me, I somehow inherited it from polybius, but now its my personal hellscape.

I'd be glad to rp a bit there.

11156dd4 No.3657255

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or you know, just talk about cute guys and stuff.

73c4a70d No.3657261

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Thanks but no thanks. I'm too antisocial to do anything more personable than anonymously shitpost.

At least I can pretend that someone could ever love me on my own.

8ce9382d No.3657313

File: 1652667239599.gif (1.66 MB, 480x270, blood_orgy.gif)

Hope you guys have your sacrifices prepared for tonight's blood moon. My friendly woodland critter neighbors and I are planning a blood orgy.

27d6a2c7 No.3657343

u are a pedo my dood

4ebdbf7b No.3657349

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>>3657343 Not really no. You just like being judgmental.
It makes you feel better to grasp at what ever straws you can to cut down Christians.

I've seen this exact same card played so many times. Some one says thier Catholic and some one starts screeching about pedos.
Yes how very of compelling of you.

27d6a2c7 No.3657353

You don't know me, and you certianly aren't Satan with a checklist. Fuck off you pink bimbo go pop a balloon.

eab41b10 No.3658483

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Happy Sunday everyone.

eab41b10 No.3658485

Obviously I'm not Satan. I may not know you but I know these types of attacks. They're cliche and stale. I have observed literally nothing of Steams behavior or posting habits that would indicate to me he has any pedophiliac tendencies.

He may be a lot of things. Some good some not so good. But being a pedo is not one of them.

Personally in my experience while Catholic baptisms felt as if I was participating in an SNL sketch, I enjoyed the Sunday
Service. It was quick efficient and got the job done. 45 minutes to hour tops.
With other services go on for hours. I attended a service at church by house once that started at 10 am by the time I got out of there it was past 2 pm.

11156dd4 No.3658505

you give the occult a bad name.

You're a fetishist with a superiority complex you don't deserve.

af490dbb No.3658512

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Bad name he says.
It's the occult. It already has a bad name.

Fetishist he says.
Aren't sex and occult closely related anyways?
Didn't sexual energy play large role in Crowley's work?

Supiorioity complex he says.
You gotta have a certain level of self confidence if you're going to get anywhere in life. I may not have gotten all that far but where I have gotten I did so through by being confident in what I was doing.

He refers to calling out bullshit where I see it a "superiority complex".

bb100a4e No.3658519

Crowley isn't the end all of the occult. He's a joke that wannabes like you follow.

faaabfef No.3658536

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I don't necessarily follow him but he's not wrong about horny being a potent energy that can and often is used for occult purposes.

I left Christianity because it's spiritual power derives from suppression of horny. But even this is a power derived from being intimately involved with the horny. It almost feels like Christianity was built from the ground up on trying to conceal just how powerful the horny is.

Why would I not fetishize the occult?

8f9149b2 No.3658538

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I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy Christian church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

27d6a2c7 No.3658541


It's pretty disheartening you have to cite all that here. But off the top of your head I guess its impressive. In the way I don't see anyone doing that shit because for whatever reason. I am not very pronounced in my religious ways but to each their own. If you have to say it then no biggie. People hate on god all the time and I see this being like a 10 out of 100 maybe people snap back, for me its just not worth it.

The other thing is am I really too busy to open up about it. Tonight there was a potential religious number to be done. Oh, it was very strange in terms of 'ritual' shit. Heh, was it for god or the counterpart of his good will, that remains to be seen. Let's just say I endorse paranormal shit whether its good or bad so long as there is some significance for it. Spur of the moment for me that I would declare this a magick day. (I don't care about being right or wrong, there was something unworldly going on anyway if you looked at the weather)

8f9149b2 No.3658542

I didn't make that up off the top of my head. That is the Apostle's Creed, commonly recited in worship. Some may see posting it as distasteful, I however see nothing wrong with it. If Polybius gets to go on and on about his beliefs, I should too. Jesus loves the least of us, even if we're spending time here. I have no reservations.

I hope you find fulfilment in your path, whatever direction you go. Thanks for responding.

443d9a49 No.3658546

Pot calling the kettle a niqqer.
At least his stance is one of honesty, unlike the delusional machiavellist psychopaths crowding the occult.
But my understanding of the theory behind Crowley's sexual energy concept (Crowley himself being a psychopathic grifter and a hack, but that comes with the territory) was that it breaks down taboos and thus deprograms people.

11156dd4 No.3658547

magic in general uses a combo of senses.

Scent, visualizations, chants to get you in rhythm, special dates to set the mood ect.

Sexual conduct does work to get something done, but what poly ignores is that it is almost entirely a psychological slight of hand. Its not actually channeling demons.

His delusions of fucking some ancient high demoness is just that, a delusion. He can't understand that its just a bunch of mental gymnastics that he's taking for reality. In reality IF there was a super powerful ancient evil queen bitch, do you think she'd wast her time on someone who has to swap houses every few months, spends half his time being homeless, and the high point of his life was living in a shed because his step dad let him?

11156dd4 No.3658548

not saying that "magic" doesn't work.

Plenty of people have been unable to have kids using conventional means, then through psychological "magic" suddenly they start spitting out babies, it works, but it doesn't work the way poly thinks it does.

22049271 No.3658557

Gods and magic aren't real, you're all dumb and gay.

But not the good kind of gay, the retarded faggot kind of gay

11156dd4 No.3658572

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"magic" is real, its just not summoning demons or making fireballs explode out of a stick.

The whole concept of "real" magic is just applied sensory psychology. You can trick the brain into entering a certain mindset with different sights, sounds and smells. You then implant an idea, and then the brain processes that idea into a reality. The use of gods usually just symbolizes whatever the practitioner feels about themselves, or whatever outcome they want to achieve.

Its basically just using the placebo effect, but on steroids.

11156dd4 No.3658573

well I say sights, sounds and smells. Thats how I operate. Other practices like voodoo use dancing, and other ones use physical exhaustion, still more use obvious things like drugs, but imo drugs are cheating.

32b69be4 No.3658654

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Having just left Christianity I can't help bare a certain Fondness for it.
So if it makes you feel more comfortable to say the Apostle's creed in a devil thread go for it.

4a756927 No.3658656

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>why the fuck would anyone choose to be a catholic if they weren't indoctrinated into it as a kid?

They are only the second worst religion for sex crimes against Children now, down from first. The southern Baptists are in the lead now thanks to the latest Pope's attempts at reform.

11156dd4 No.3658658

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You know its not too late to turn back, you don't have to return to christianity, I'd suggest taoism or something less insane. You kinda felt you were going to crash, and then you swung into the curb and just ignited. Your perversion of magic just that, a perversion. It isn't real, its some fragment of your psyche that went on a tangent.

Christianity and especially Catholicism isn't for everyone, for the most part its more about the community than the actual belief system. The only reason I like Catholisism is because I have to confess to the sins that I feel are worth confessing for. Its kind of a relief in its own special way.

Still religion aside, what you're doing is less a spiritual thing and more of a willing self mutilation. I'm not exactly a right hand path kinda guy, I'm left hand as far as the back hand will take it, and even I see that you're fucking yourself.

27d6a2c7 No.3658664

There are things that want him that way.

34aa2274 No.3658679

Religion is weaksaucr go join a cult instead more fun.

4e353617 No.3658684

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Forgetting something there again aren't you 3B?
Like about how an entire group of 1.6 BILLION members not only practice it openly, advocate it, and it is actually woven into their faith because their prophet was one.
But I guess that's easy to overlook when a few Catholics commit sin and sneak around and do shit like that.
Which is hilarious coming from you since you've admitted being a pedo youself on here and have actually posted real CP.
Why you're not in prison (yet) nobody can figure out.

11156dd4 No.3658691

File: 1654184913279.png (631.31 KB, 1200x672, latest.png)

not going to lie, joining a cult is way more fun. As a former cult leader I can totally attest to that. Most religions are… passive, they're spectator sports. I prefer to be a little more involved, which is why I half like Catholicism. There is a bit more ritual involved than most half assed religions allow.

Still the people you meet at religious gatherings are more wholesome than the psychopaths you meet at a chanting circle.

11156dd4 No.3658692

you have to understand, like with everything from 2 fucking thousand years ago, things were a bit different. I can forgive child marriage from back then because honestly, women weren't likely to live past childbirth, and men weren't likely to live past 30.

By all means from that time, my 32 year old ass is an ancient being deserving of worship, not quite so in the modern era.

27d6a2c7 No.3658695

did you join the cult yet?

6dd3128e No.3658697

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Originally created to prevent people from killing each other on a torn land since ancient times, now corrupted by the people with their own personal agenda and being used to justify their wrongdoings with their bullshit of doing it in the name of god or even to evade punishment by saying lies that they have regret and remorse for their actions.

d7c03929 No.3658711

What cult did you lead?

27d6a2c7 No.3658716

i think he was the one that had the dorm room full of ladies cloths cult that he would wear and pretend his cult members were fucking him? yes, don't you remember?

4a756927 No.3658731

File: 1654222533770-0.png (1.12 MB, 1620x910, The-curse.png)

File: 1654222533770-1.png (1.12 MB, 1618x909, succubi-gonna-succubi.png)

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22bb9573 No.3658758

Why were the victim and her husband even attending his church? That's a bit strange.

1605ba43 No.3658794

They probably finally confront the pastor to confess, which may likely the reason for the pastor to admit it.

1605ba43 No.3658796

Also turns out that the pastor wife was a stripper.

a752cf4d No.3658832

a2799de0 No.3659059

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This Sunday I'd like to acknowledge The Wake for thier song


4a756927 No.3659068

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13ff163d No.3659138

File: 1654553681247.jpg (66.1 KB, 800x535, 1207908779.roxikat_ronin-i….jpg)

Sent you a message. Please reply when you can.

11156dd4 No.3659143

please will you two just kill yourselves or piss Dan off enough to ban you?

b3342ff7 No.3659191

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6c46192b No.3659198

Mind your business.

11156dd4 No.3659213

File: 1654601283600.jpg (4.53 MB, 3801x2529, Girls-Laughing.jpg)

>posting on a public forum
>expecting it to remain private

11156dd4 No.3659215

you know, poly, you could take a break from your every month evictions, living in abdonded sheds, and general homelessness, while trying to rape the mothers of all your transgender roommates, and start dating Catligula. He's always trying to find you, its the only reason he ever posts here so he's obviously interested. You two can juggle eachother's inflatable tits rather than subject poor middle aged women to undo trauma.

Maybe if you two started fucking you'd stop spamming the board so much, with your weird bimbo inflation faggotry.

c1bc309c No.3659250

File: 1654637878862.jpg (242.86 KB, 450x581, Roxipaizuri-cmyk.jpg)

I would be the one juggling the tits.

c1bc309c No.3659251

Steam has a point.

Please Poly. I want you to be my big pink inflatable bimbo shemale slut . I can't have Roxikat in real life and you can't have Johnny either, but we can have each other. We could both feel so good together!

Think it over.

b3342ff7 No.3659598

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b3342ff7 No.3659640

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e8594f2e No.3659692

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Just found out my brother killed himself last night.

If I were religious at least I could find more comfort in the thought of him burning in hell. Good riddance you piece of shit.

b3342ff7 No.3659693


Disturbing image

1. What is that machine in the background?
2. Windows are closed.
3. blank photo frame.
4. Unknown mail papers.
5. what type of firearm revolver model?
6. pink socks
7. who took that photo?

4dbb039f No.3659703

File: 1655087495621.jpeg (77.69 KB, 720x960, FVAEHpOWAAANzMA.jpeg)

>What is that machine in the background?
The MKULTRA air purifier.
>Windows are closed
To keep the CIA controlled bird drones at bay.
>blank photo frame
Took the photo of their spouse out.
>Unknown mail papers
Divorce papers.
>what type of firearm revolver model?
A rooty-tooty point-and-shooty.
>pink socks
>who took that photo?
The person that sold him the gun.

27d6a2c7 No.3659749

this is the what bill collectors want us to do

f3a13f9e No.3659792


Did he steal your sweet roll ?

e8594f2e No.3659817

Nah, he just beat the shit out of me every day, when I was young, stole $50,000 from me, and got me falsely arrested because of his paranoid delusions along with a bunch of other shit.

Fuck him

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