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9fff2ba3 No.3656063[View All]

>be furry
>be straight
>I tried to socialize with local furries from my town, sent invitations, the first one blocked me instantly, the second one was friendly but after some time he blocked me too

I'm not smelly, ugly, creepy, I'm trying to be polite, friendly and civil. I don't know what I did wrong, I am autistic?

In general, my attempts to socialize in the furry fandom went poor, you have to be part a closed elitist cliques where the parties and sex happens. It just sucks pretty much, it's so much over for me that even furries have rejected me.
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7dc9aac7 No.3656970

no actually, if someone pulls a knife or gun on me, i back the fuck away

7dc9aac7 No.3656973

im a raccoon furry you half-wit

7dc9aac7 No.3656976

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no just for some reason you're imagining me being a super hero

7adb23db No.3656977

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>>I'm saying he is full of hot air and brags about wing chun shit
This is why you need to post less and lurk more. OF COURSE he brags. It's Steam Story Time. Where facts don't matter and nearly everything is made up.


>thus-and-such fought this other guy
Sorry, I don't watch adults pretending to beat eachother up for money and ratings.

>>because I'm a shorty you would just use it as an excuse

Dude, if you HAD a good physical condition, you'd post body. A large pec is a large pec regardless if you're 5" or 6".

7dc9aac7 No.3656980


I posted my face, why not open up your camera and post yours :P

What are you… a pusssssy?

7dc9aac7 No.3656982

so show us your face~

7dc9aac7 No.3656984

coward, like you could win in a fight against me…

7dc9aac7 No.3656987

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I bet you're some pussy ass bitch who can't even play an instrument

7adb23db No.3656990

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The fact that you even care about his bragging shows how new you are. It's Steam, of course he brags. Just laugh and move on.

(I like you Steam, but seriously, I wouldn't believe you even if you told me you had a normal uneventful day)


My skinny dyel ass is in one of the past lulzpics thread, I'm sure there's a handful of people here who have it. As long as my face isn't on it, I don't see the problem.


And he ran away. Lmao.

7dc9aac7 No.3656992

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you can't even play a single thing, or know a single fight move amirite?

7dc9aac7 No.3656993

no instruments to fight me with at all, not musical or combative

7adb23db No.3656994

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7dc9aac7 No.3656995

we can't fight in person, but i'd glady take to you a battle of the bands

7dc9aac7 No.3656996

unless you're such an incel peice of shit that you have no talent to show whatsover.

7dc9aac7 No.3656999

what? you chicken? you scared to fight my musical talent?

7dc9aac7 No.3657000

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or just embarrassed that you're such a pussy little wimp?

7dc9aac7 No.3657002

no one has clicked it, you're welcome to join

7dc9aac7 No.3657004

youll sober up by tommorrow, and regret ever challenging me.

It really hurt your reputation.

7adb23db No.3657006

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I think you have my email, feel free to drop in any time, whatever's on your mind, I'm willing to talk.

Technically I'm not fucking animals
Technically. ;3

7dc9aac7 No.3657008

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I may have broken weavile. I try not to use my ancientfag powers for anything but good, he he had it coming.

7dc9aac7 No.3657012

unlike asshats like dan, i can't just press a button and get shit done, I need to actually dominate people instead of just being a little bitch up in a high castle.

7adb23db No.3657016

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Yeah but it's actually worse if I just leave them there to rot and have things crawling on them. Are you not sensitive to that too? Isn't that more gross?

With me they get a bath, lots of fur brushing and a nice and cool place to relax. Good deal if you ask me. Shampoo and electricity aren't for free.

7dc9aac7 No.3657018

exactly what defense do you have left?

are you going to fight me

be more creative than me

out wit me?

I'm confused now

7dc9aac7 No.3657019

we've settled that you're kinda a weak bitch

we've settled that you never even bothered learning to play an interment

and well… bitch. don't make any of us laugh too hard.

7dc9aac7 No.3657021

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7adb23db No.3657022

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Yeah, how many wild animals have you buried?

Plus foxes dig long-ass dens, they could just bury their own if they wanted to.


Lmao, is this guy for real? xDDD

7adb23db No.3657024

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Nah, you got nothing. Digging a hole has zero doxing potential.

I technically at least do something by using badgers and deer to feed foxes in remote-ish places so they don't have to venture near the town and get themselves in trouble.

>>And yeah. We do it for a reason.

I suppose stupidity is a reason.

>>There's a fairly physically contingent meaning behind prayer

Drop the philosobabble, talking to your fucking imaginary friend means jack shit.

7dc9aac7 No.3657025

shhh, your chode is showing

7dc9aac7 No.3657027

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your tiny penis is showing so hard, just abandon ship now

7adb23db No.3657034

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Dude, you can't be bothered to read a 5 sentence post I wrote but expect me to watch a 2hr livestream about some philosobabble woo and bullshit.

Tying yourself into a pretzel to "prove" some unprovable nonsense is kinda lame tbh.

that ain't me

7adb23db No.3657041

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He's talking complete woo. "Mind stuff" that inhabits the body and that isn't available for empirical research but trust us, we know it's there™

How do you even expect me to believe this crap?

Which part of you are your brain processes do you not get. And your brain processes are electric and chemical impulses, as in perfectly physical. There doesn't need to be anything extra, it's working as it should with what it has. That's not devaluing personal experience, that's just stating the facts. There is ZERO ANYTHING indicating otherwise, other than people's delusions.

You don't like it cause you think your magical backup copy of the brain that's inside "souls" can somehow leave the body after death and you can live on in some form after death. Well, you can't. Sorry, but you just can't.

If you want to outlive your natural lifespan, the solution has to be technological, not fucking let's put our hands together and chant some stupid words to a fictional being.

7adb23db No.3657043

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And I only asked you to write to me cause you seem lonely and angry, maybe if I listen to your worries you can stop being so angry and caustic. Something's clearly on your mind and you don't look like you're having a great time right now. Cause if you did, you'd just get on with doing whatever you like doing instead of bitching at Steam for being Steam.

cf22a2cd No.3657098

All "greater mind" explanations of the universe are just pushing the problem back further instead of giving any answers. You're explaining the complexity of existence by the existence of something more complex.

Like, if the world is sitting on the shell of a turtle, then what does the turtle stand on? Well, it's turtles all the way down.

7dc9aac7 No.3657104

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I guess its not a crime to wake up drunk.

Still, you're a joke now.

7dc9aac7 No.3657106

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you do realize that you sound exactly like cobalt blaze right now?

7dc9aac7 No.3657110

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your only saving grace is that you use the enter key and a few punctuations.

7dc9aac7 No.3657113

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sue me, i accidently a "you're" instead of a "your"

my inner grammar nazi can't allow that.

Just be happy i'm providing you with weavile pics

7dc9aac7 No.3657116

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its not dishonest, its called corrections. its why books have multiple editions.

7dc9aac7 No.3657118

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you seriously need to either fuck me already, or move on

7dc9aac7 No.3657119

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a pathetic limp dick like you is just the new boyfriend I need, someone to put a cage on and make beg

7dc9aac7 No.3657121

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I'd prefer being a faggot compared to a *pokes you nose* limp dicked NEET sissy~

7adb23db No.3657214

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>>I have quite a lot of friends but I don't really want to talk to them again right now
Hardcore cope

>>Stop fucking a dog and maybe I'll consider it.

Depends on what a "dog" is…
Also no, If you want me to stop, you need to explain to me how it's harmful. (and no I don't do actual regular bestiality, have never done and have no real interest in doing, so probably you're barking up the wrong tree entirely here)

>>You need to stop being abrasive and absurd

I'd be nicer if you were nicer. I mean if you are going to be a massive dick, I don't see why I can't respond in kind, and from my other posts you can probably tell I'm generally nice until someone says something stupid or someone picks a fight with me.

>>they read like the stuff I write about killing trannies in Thailand but at least that's funny to me

Is it funny? I don't really see the joke since you seem to have a genuine stick up your ass over trans people. Not all are crazy sjws or posers, how fucking hard is that idea to understand?

7dc9aac7 No.3657229

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mare guy sticks to his guns, I like that. Most "zoophiles" fuck anything that has 4 legs, at least you have standards.

1eb48e41 No.3657280

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Mare guy here, you've got it completely backwards. Most genuine zoos I know usually focus on a few species, while I'm not so picky. While generally I'm most focused on horses and pigs, there are few species that I wouldn't at least try to screw for curiosity/experience's sake, given an opportunity that'd be safe and satisfactory for both of us that is. Aside from the obvious experience of plain and untarnished animalistic bonding it provides, I love the immense potential for novel experience that zoophilia offers - so much uncharted territory, a whole new universe of sensuality almost untouched by civilized man.

I've had a wild and certainly unfeasible dream of writing a zoophilia compendium, for which I would get myself to "taste" as many sexually viable animal species as possible and document accounts of those encounters side by side with each other, complete with up-to-date scientific info and notable tips and tricks and all that. Like a zoophilic Kama Sutra. And of course, in the classic Kama Sutra fashion, also a lot of philosophy, moral guidance and general do's and don't to keep the experiences safe, humane and in accordance with the common good. I imagine a large part of it would serve also as a compendium of all the zoo info you find scattered across the net on forums and whatnot. But of course, I also have to consider that sex doesn't exist in a vacuum (unless you're fucking the vacuum), and sex being majorly a bonding experience for two individual souls would certainly restrict me from fulfilling the project even if I had the money and courage otherwise.

7dc9aac7 No.3657283

why would you want to fuck a sow? I mean I can see why a girl would want to fuck a boar. I've watched the "boar to the core" videos, but it doesn't seem like a human could satisfy a sow for anything more than his own pleasure

1eb48e41 No.3657285

I would want ask the same thing about a boar honestly, since they're pencil dick incarnate… although they do have certain novelties like huge cumloads and the "cumplug". I don't see what's hard to get about sows, it's not like they're too loose or anything. Their pussy appears to be like something halfway between a canine and a mare, both visually and in terms of size.

2d32b847 No.3657287

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> i want to call you the n word and i can't, who do I talk to about this?
That depends. How much money do you have?

09d1e396 No.3657321


I thought ni­ggers were free these days.

4455d198 No.3657324

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It's simple, see this post: >>3654635

223818c1 No.3657357

tell him its aliens

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