9fff2ba3 No.3656063[Last 50 Posts]
>I tried to socialize with local furries from my town, sent invitations, the first one blocked me instantly, the second one was friendly but after some time he blocked me too
I'm not smelly, ugly, creepy, I'm trying to be polite, friendly and civil. I don't know what I did wrong, I am autistic?
In general, my attempts to socialize in the furry fandom went poor, you have to be part a closed elitist cliques where the parties and sex happens. It just sucks pretty much, it's so much over for me that even furries have rejected me.
By invitations I meant simply hi and greeting messages per furaffinity and telegram/barq. Yes, I just want to have a pack for friends to talk, eventually for drinking/parties/meetings, the smaller ones as I am rather not the social butterfly person. I don't care much about casual sex, it creeps me out in fact, I am virgin anyway xD I wish I could met furry gf but thats rather impossible as women in the fandom are pretty scarce and usually taken/lesbian/not interested.
>>3656067> I wish I could met furry gf but thats rather impossible as women in the fandom are pretty scarce and usually trannies
Can't help you on the the making friends thing because I'm a misanthropic asshole with no friends of my own.
I'm about to give you some really really awesome advice.
Don't make friends with mentally ill people.
Had a similar thing happen to me when I moved into new town about ten years ago that actually had a few furs living there too. Met two of them on one occasion and was given a nice tour around the new town I'd moved to, spent the day with them and had lunch out, I felt at the time things were going okay and we all seemed to be getting on just fine, I was even told at one point that they'd come round and knock at my place occasionally when the larger group of them were going out, sounded good to me. Not sure what I had said or done, but after this initial meeting that seemed to go well I never heard from them again nor did they answer some of the messages I sent, until I got bored of being ignored and gave up, also strange as one of the furs I met lived on the same street I'd moved into. No idea what it was that somehow excluded me from them but to be fair it was probably a blessing.
lol I gave up on furries long ago and made friends with musicians instead and they are all still mentally ill.
>>3656063>trying to solicalize
Lol, everyone look at this loser.
Have you been putting yourself out there online as a furry?
It helps when you have well developed fursona.
Some furries may feel that if you can't answer basic questions about your fursona that you may not take being furry seriously.
The pic you posted is already giving me normee vibes.
Huh at 40 plus I was boning the batshit 20 something year old submissive fur chicks in pdx area…. Nothing more needed than a viable personality and a fat dick.
Got similar issues but I'm autistic and despite masking up the aura of weirdness/autism is still present and people ignore me.
Therefore I'm a literal 30 yo virgin/wizard and I'll die alone friendless. That's a pretty shitty fate but I can't force people to love and desire me as I am ultimately flawed.
This thread is blowing my mind.
Furries that are incels within the furry community?!
I know that every generation gets to the point of being baffled by the generations that proceed them, but WTF…
I guess this is what happens if you spend your early childhood with your face glued to a screen 100% of the time?
You develop no understanding of social interaction with your own species. No critical thinking skills, not even the ground work for simple problem solving in the real world…
A tiny part of me has pity for you, but the rest of me is happy so many of you are turning out like this.
Looks like population control is going to take care of itself.
Nature always finds a way, doesn't she.
> may not take being furry seriously.
If you are autistic, you will be an incel everywhere
nature is only exterminating the white race, the world is still going to collapse from all the pajeets
The pajeets will die of some feces borne I'll ess before they reach critical mass.
The good thing is that they can be weaponized to cull the herds of Muslims in the meantime
"I'm not smelly, ugly, creepy.."
Thats your problem! It takes at least 2 of these to fit in
"I'm trying to be polite, friendly and civil"
You are doing everything wrong!
Maybe it's because you're a creep OP.
Cons are for meeting new people, not private meets.
Do you even have a sona or anything? Do you even have something actually furry to talk about? Or are you just the "Hi how are you" guy with zero personality?>>3656215
Yes it's definitely mindblowing that even in the current year, furry isn't just about gay sex.
I've been actively in the community for like 2 years and I haven't gotten close to being laid even once, not that I particularily want to after seeing all those lumpy nerds and balding trannies anyway…
Literally any gay dude could get laid in a day with Grindr as long as they aren't some Quasimodo looking mongoloid or some shit.
Limiting yourself to other furries is just fucking stupid.
I'm not gay though, I'm a zoo
I found a furry nonzoo who keeps horses and that works out just fine ;)
my dog refuses to eat his food unless he gets a blowjob first
i think he's training me
OP, basically >>3656064
First you make friends. Then they want to date you.
And dating should be more like "hey, let's hang out and so some vidya or skateboarding or watch a movie or let's look at memes together or I dunno whatever common interests you have. Maybe doesn't work with girls cause they expect fucking flowers and fancy restaurant dinners but whatever little bisexuality is left in me doesn't have time for that shit.
Generally, for gay relationships (my only experience) you only need to be nice and polite (if your partner isn't super desperate for sex) and it'll work out and if it doesn't work out sexually, at least you have one more friend.>>3656067
Well, you clearly did something wrong, or your username like is something like DestroyCapitalism666 or RaceWarNow1488 or has a penis in the user profile pic (LOOKING AT YOU ZOOVILLE).>>3656069>>women in the fandom are pretty scarce and usually trannies
Yeah but you'd bone Fancy.
>>3656617>Yeah but you'd bone Fancy
I know better than to stick my dick in crazy
Fancy isn't that crazy afaik. A couple of people have met her IRL and she's just your regular gal, minus the penis.
But that's a bonus in my book. I don't trust human vaginas. I can't afford child support if I get screwed over.
ALL trannies are completely batshit, no exceptions.
Nah. People aren't 100% this or 100% that, you'll always have exceptions.
In fact, anyone who was trans before SJWs and tumblr pronoun shit started being a thing was kinda okayish. I got along with Fancy very well. I was enemies with Arche at some point cause she got butthurt over me and Forya arguing (I actually got along with her later when she stopped whining about feminism, that was around the time she dropped off the board), but then we started getting along later so I don't know.
Being this insistent about people doing with their own bodies what you don't approve of is probably
also a sign of mental illness.
Get a hobby (goes without saying one that doesn't involve yelling at people over the internet)
There's no "they". The activists do that. Cause when gay rights were kinda already addressed and over, these organizations needed an issue to rally behind so they can still exist and get money.
Two problems: people could already transition (so they made it about stupid shit like pronouns and bathrooms) and it's a minority so tiny it's basically statistically insignificant so they're brainwashing effeminate gays into being trans to pad out the numbers, the younger the better, cause people my age who aren't gender-confused (anymore) will go like "nah, I'm pretty fucking sure I don't need to change my gender". No wonder people kill themselves.
And then there's you, who got half the story and knows a quarter of the facts.
Also jesus fuck, don't get bottom surgery ever.
You're forgetting that all the gay rights organizations got highjacked by trannies and pharmaceutical companieshttps://thefederalist.com/2018/02/20/rich-white-men-institutionalizing-transgender-ideology/
If these "LGBT" activists actually gave a fuck about anyone other than trannies they talk more about how it's literally punishable by death to be gay in certain parts of the world instead of trying to have the government enforce pronouns and pay for meds and cosmetic surgery
Ask if you really need these people. Furries are often Nazis trying to bring tyranny to a high school chess club.
I used to try and play Warhammer 40k but they were as bad as furries!
Why do you need your friends to be furry? Just work on yourself and be aware that a lot of people have serious social issues! Having a few friends is great but you don’t need to fit in with crazy people!
The only thing more autistic than 40kfags are 40kfags that are also bronies
Omg, I spent over a thousand dollars on a Chaos army just to discover these people are not worth hanging out with….
I still like like Warhammer tho, and ponies!
>>3656686>>Furries are often Nazis trying to bring tyranny to a high school chess club.
oh nooo the evil nazi furries are taking over *forgets line* uh…
chess, with their nazi furry stuff, what will I ever do?!
I don't fucking know, if a couple of furries talking shit is enough to get you out of your hobby, maybe that hobby wasn't meant for you.
That's pretty fucking autistic.>>3656697>$1000 on plastic figurines
A cocaine habit would have been cheaper probably.
I don't really do shit-tests cause that's an insufferable thing to do, but I consider a healthy amount of offensiveness and lack of political correctness to be just the right kind of filter for the kind of people I want to interact with.
Most left-wingers fuck off when I tell them that I want to genocide Muslims (eye for an eye, I'm a gay atheist) and most right-wingers fuck off when I tell them that I'm a zoophile. What's left are the people worth trying to talk to.
If you can get past the initial bump, it's a smooth ride tho. I'm friendly and loyal. Private shit stays private and time allowing, I'm willing to listen to anything just to brighten a friend's day.
99% of people want absolutely nothing to do with a self admitted dog molester
>>3656619>Horses have the IQ of a dead cat.
Basing your attraction on your love subject's IQ is a low IQ take in itself. IQ has nothing to do with how well they fuck or how much they love you.
And horses are quite adept at social intelligence since a very early age (when all you could do is googoogaga), certainly more than cats and dogs in my experience. Guess how I can tell you haven't interacted with a real horse, ponygger.
I don't fuck my dog, and he's intelligent in some ways, but his iq is super low compared to humans.
Still, I love him and he's my best friend in the world. You don't need a high IQ to love
look at those downsey fucks who just love anything that comes there way and are confused by any kind of aggression
>>3656828>but his iq is super low compared to humans.
Measuring IQ in animals as some objective basis for animal intelligence by itself is a concept so dumb that I'm at a loss of words. Same thing with the mirror test. It astounds me that there are respected people in academia that are incapable of grasping how different any given animal species' urwelt is from ours. And popscifags will just gobble it all up instead of calling it out for being the astrology bullshit it is. Look man, maybe your dog can't solve a quadratic equation on command, but he can sniff you out from a mile away. Isn't that also a function of intelligence?
Like consider that this is a mediocre approximation what horses see like which also doesn't emphasize their substandard depth perception. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ijitbhT7w
It is (presumably) optimized for spotting predators within a wide FOV without having to turn one's head around all the time. It's substandard for focusing at a single object in sight. Now is it an appropriate subject to test solving a set of visual problems on?
im not saying that animals aren't way more intelligent than humans in some ways and that IQ is baseless when dealing with them.
I was just stating that on human terms, my dog is an idiot, but I still love him, and im pretty sure he loves me. As friends/packmates.
>>3656833>on human terms, my dog is an idiot
Is he really though? If somebody dropped both of you independently into a jungle to fend for themselves, whose chances would be better?
me, since i was trained for that sort of thing in the military. Dogs don't belong in the jungle, and neither do modern humans.
double me since he'd be the one to attack something threatening me.
I don't trust myself with a gun, I'd probably get drunk and off myself, so I use my GSD as a gun.
He wont take down targets on a range, but he'd fight to the death if someone tried to hurt his human.
Also he's somewhat more intimidating than a 1911, no matter how much i love those guns. Plus as an added bonus, it would be really hard to use him to kill myself.
Horses aren't just retarded. They're also ugly, smell like shit, and are two pump chumps.
Horse fuckers are either size queens or the male equivalent of the crazy horse girl everyone knew in school
horses only stink when their owners are negegent, same with dogs. They're also pretty intelligent.
You can let a horse follow a trail and it'll just follow along with out your input, you let a car try to follow a trail, and well. Tesla gets sued.
Well maybe you're an outlier. But you still have to admire how much the dog could do for himself without any training.>>3656841
I'm generally into mares, so I can't speak much of the appeal of stallions except that their donut could feel very nice.
Not liking horse smell is the definition of a you problem.
Gotta admit that one thing that was a bit displeasing about my horse encounters is how firm their butt is. With humans I'm into soft jiggly BBWs. A horse butt is 90% stiff muscle. Still lovely, but in a different way that I'm used to.
I'm not sure what animal would fit my tastes better in this regard though. A nice thicc sow perhaps would be very lovely…
I'm not supporting your bestiality at all, i think its disgusting. I'm just supporting the idea that animals can love and do form relationships with humans.
I support zoophiles that far, and then I draw the line. I am not your alley. Just a Devil's Advocate.
I don't care about your disgust as long as you're sensible about it otherwise. As long as you're not lobbying for further criminalization of zoophilia based on hypocritical arguments for animal welfare, and you stand against making me jobless and friendless (and animal-less) just because of my fundamentally victimless sexual preferences, then that's as much support as I'll ever need from you.
From the 3 horses I've done anything sexual with, 1 was completely indifferent and 2 loved it to the point of reciprocation. You have to take my word for it, but I have enough understanding of horse body language and behavior to be able to recognize when a horse is having a good time. My intentions are benevolent and I want both of us to have a good time.
by no means, continue, the jails are full and profiting as it is. No need to fill them up more.
I find moral sentencing pretty deplorable, so if you want to fuck your horse, fuck your horse. Just don't hurt it, not like your tiny human dick could, but were humans, so we find ways.
don't find ways.
And while I don't intend to persuade you into becoming a zoo or anything, what do you find gross about it?
thats what I'm saying, spurs, spiked bits, rape harnesses, those are all imo abuse.
Far from a mare winking at you in your direction, and you following along with it.
*this is an edit I made a long time ago*
its just that whenever I gat an animal to be my pet, they kinda become my surrogate kids.
I start looking at them like my children rather than animals, and fucking them just seems wrong.
>>3656863>Far from a mare winking at you in your direction, and you following along with it.
Man, even more than that. I put a knuckle inside a mare out of heat and within 5 seconds she was wet all over, winking and pinning me against a wall with her butt. There was no doubt what was going on. A strong case could be made that the rational "intellect" that humans pride themselves upon actually inhibits sexual impulses and bonding emotions rather than vice versa.
like with my gsd, i've been sick so I havent been able to take him to the park. So I got him a few toys and treats to keep him busy.
Thats a loving thing to do, but I do it as a kind of parent than as a sexual partner.
Well I can understand that, but consider that in my case, the horses aren't my pets, so…
I'm helping the owner around the house free of charge by day and sneakily fooling around with horses by night. By the time I started doing it, I knew the horses for a grand total of 3 days. And while I feel a little scummy doing it behind the owner's back like that, the horses fucking love it, so no hard feelings there.
not I seriously get it. Its not the same as dogs.
I feel like you're wanting my approval for things, and you have that, a disgusted approval.
Still disgust is right up my alley as a fetish, so… maybe tell us some stories about your equine escapades?
also pics, and for the love of god, wipe her asshole off first.
the biggest thing that ruins irl horse pics is a shitty butthole
give her a nice clean wipe and I'd gladly fap to your horse girlfriend
Well I don't have much to talk about thus far, it's still a very recent thing. I'm going back next week though, so idk, wish me luck maybe? A stallion was watching me and a mare one time and got a boner, so I tried jerking him off, but he was completely indifferent and went soft with his dick in my hand. Like not even any expressed distress on his part, just a horse equivalent of a shrug emoji. So I left him be there and then.
kinda sad when you cant even get a guy hard jerking him, but that just tells you to leave him alone. he's not interested
Did you give them nicknames?
Well if there's one practical thing to remember about horseshit and dirty donuts, it's that although horseshit is a constant presence in horse facilities and you're have to develop some tolerance for it if you're ever gonna do anything with horses, it's not even remotely as nasty as e.g. human shit or dogshit. It's actually fairly easy to ignore unless it's like very fresh, since so much of it is fiber.>>3656873
Well yeah, it was just a curious attempt to see if he'll follow through. You kind of have to make direct advances like that with animals to get anywhere. It might feel kinda rapey if you're still accustomed to the human way of doing these things - but remember and respect that the animal can let you know that it doesn't like something. Getting kicked by a horse does happen.>>3656874
I know their names. Though I haven't determined yet whether they recognize their names if it's me calling them as opposed to their owner.
not going to lie, i've tried a couple of times to get my dog to get hard, and he didn't respond.
I didn't try after that.
Most zoophiles have to use things like viagra to get them started.
they probably just respond to your voice.
My mom gets so upset cause shes a dog trainer, and her dog is in agility classes, and my dog wont respond to her at all.
I trained my dog to respond mostly to non-verbal hand signs, or german commands. So she'll just be yelling sit and waving her hands around, and here I am not saying a word and just making a head gesture and my dog bows down.
Its funny when I'm at the dog park, and half the people are chasing around their dogs trying to go home and I'm just like "Cain" and he's right at the gate. Sometimes I have to say it a few times, but i try not to leave if he's having too much fun and I don't have anywhere to be.
Do you think you've been exposed to any noticeable amount of male fragrance prior to you realizing your gayness though? I assume that you've discovered it via porn. (where pheromones obviously don't apply)
I was raped as a kid by older men, so maybe.
Just saying I went camping back in the scouts and really loved the smell of other guys. Then I went camping for a few days with my last girlfriend (years ago) and even though she was going all natural, I barely even registered it.
I avoided the showers and the sauna in the military, cause I was afraid I'd pop a boner.
and around the girls in the military, as sweaty as they'd get, the idea never even crossed my mind
You know what else is frustrating about the whole public condemnation of zoophilia being a thing? That you can't even bring up the subject in the context of scientific hypotheses. Such as the whole pheromone thing. Like I have a book about the up-to-date theories of how common animals were historically tamed, and nobody even contemplates that human pheromones could've played a role. It would be so cool if this turned out to be a viable topic for study.>>3656891
Poltards love to say that gayness spreads by rape, would you personally ascribe any relevance to that for the general gay populace?>>3656892
I have trouble pissing while others are around for a similar reason, though I wasn't raped or anything.
I really couldn't tell you if i like guys because I was raped.
I can tell you that I have a bloodlust hatred for the guys that did it to me though.
I didn't orgasm from being raped, and I didn't orgasm until I was around 19 years old. I equated all sex with rage, so I could never get off.
Although, my first orgasm was from gay furry porn
then again the guys that raped me weren't even gay, they all had wives.
one of the sickest things they did to me was shove a sponge up one of their daughter's pussies, then shove it into my ass and have another guy eat me out. It happened pretty regularly
That does suck. I guess it's impossible to make any assertions one way or another in your case then.>>3656898
Getting a wife to have alibi against your gayness in public eyes isn't, or at least wasn't, all that uncommon
considering my rape happened from 94' to 96', yeah back then having a wife an an alibi was pretty common. Worst part is by the time i was an adult and ready to go full lawyer on them all, it was past the point that I could, and all but one was dead, and he was old and living in a home.
i did get tied down and fucked by a chow chow dog back when I was almost 6
Its weird that I didn't develop into a zoophile.
>>3656901>all but one was dead, and he was old and living in a home.
I imagine you still could've sued a fortune from the living one, if you wouldn't get fucked by the US jurisdiction yourself.>>3656902
More weird that you turned out quite collected and reasonable despite all that shit honestly.
I consider myself a survivor of unreasonable odds. My self-esteem never recovered though. I have the self-image of a toilet bug…
a very intelligent and angry toilet bug.
capable. Not physically capable.
I got blewed up and am missing my spleen, half my colon, part of my small intestine, my right wrist is fucked, and my right leg is held together with enough metal to consider me an android. I pooped into a bag attached to my stomach for almost 2 years.
its actually kinda hard to live alone and do all the adulting stuff I do while having to withstand all the pain all the above constantly causes me. I'm allergic to opiods, so I can't even get pain killers.
And its not like that stuff just gets cut out and put in, end of day. I've got all sorts of horrible scarring internally from it, that I just have to ignore.
Its all an "invisible" disability too, so unless i pull down my pants and pull up my shirt, everyone just thinks im being a pussy when I don't want to do certain things. Then when I do lift up my shirt they get disgusted and look at me weird.
that said, i basically internalized the pain and became a masochist. I just took it all in and mentally converted it to sexual pain and not just regular pain.
Its basically the only reason I'm alive, and why I'm probably the horniest person on lulz.
Dude I think you're way narrowing down the people who have no interest in talking to you about these things.
I sorta work with people like you for a living, so I get what you mean, and if anybody thinks anything pussyish about it even after you explain what's going on then they're just being an asshole.>>3656908
I've always been displeased with BDSM personally, I guess it stems from me doubling down on the notion that animal sex isn't all harm and torture and me being able to see the parallels with captivity and all that. Naturally doing anything actually BDSM related with animals is a terrible idea (though there *are* horses out there that seem to seek out electric fence jolts, so… who knows?). Plus I never saw the appeal of latex and gimps and all that shit to begin with either. But hey, if it works for you.
well its not like I'm a normal masochist, with me pain is just my reality, if i let up on my mental shenanigans at all, I writhe in it and wish for death. So I have two choices, turn it into a twisted sexual pain, or tolerate it forever as pure normal pain.
I sometimes want other people to feel my pain, and thats a problem, cause it usually relates to the humans I like.
For animals I have no such desire to cause pain. My dog is basically the only thing outside of alcohol that makes me feel anything positive in the world, just cause he's so energetic and happy about anything that we do together.
When it comes to humans, I see happy go lucky smiles, and I hate it. I see hope and I want to crush it, because I'm alone. And I want people to feel what I feel.
What about expanding the amount of living organisms you tend for? Ever considered houseplants for example?
I have an herb garden.
I reveal my power level gradually. Also there's a certain level of back and forth. I accept people's crazy fetishes, they usually accept mine.
I only ever had one person that I at any point considered a friend block me over zoo shit. We got to know each other over them bitching at me for being a zoophile in the first place, which is fucking peak irony. But I sorta kinda ended up helping that person with unrelated stuff, and they kinda forgot (I think) why they contacted me in the first place, and only broke off the relationship many months later when they
brought it up again, and as usual, my opinion the topic stayed relatively consistent. That person also was a crazy commie gender person, and as you might have guessed I don't have a very high opinion of their lot, especially as a former altfurry but hey, as long as you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you, regardless who you are.>>3656925
Over 300 confirmed kills.
Intelligence in an animal is a bit of a turn-on for me though. Should be for anyone, in people too.
Nah, I've been around horses, I live in the countryside. >>3656829
It was a figure of speech, not a literal IQ test sheet shoved in front of a horse, obviously.
But I think an experiment could be set up where the animal (or a human) needs to push buttons, levers, move objects etc to achieve a result (get the yummy treats etc) and how long it takes can be quantified by comparing it against human results of established IQ tests (the average Ethnic European would be a 100) and therefore find out the animal IQ.
why are you trying this hard? Its not like you're ever going to actually meet me for a fight, neither of us has anything to gain.
what I do have is an invite to horse fucker to my discord. https://discord.gg/dpjefu6r
Judging from your post history, you couldn't beat your way out of a paper bag.
Everybody talks shit online but when it goes down IRL they shit their pants.
I had someone pull a knife on me last month, and ended up running away and calling the cops. I got punched, pulled out a coupling wrench out of my bag, they pulled out a knife, so I ran, simple as. And y'all gonna be armchair self-defense experts and go like why didn't you knock it out of his hand, yeah, I'm a complete coward with the hand-eye coordination of a toddler, I know my limits. And don't act like you could do better.
(also to the 3Bs of the world, guess the skin tone of the person who attacked me, I don't need the internet to become racist, everyday life does a better job)
not going to lie ive never seen another drunk person other than myself.
no actually, if someone pulls a knife or gun on me, i back the fuck away
im a raccoon furry you half-wit
I posted my face, why not open up your camera and post yours :P
What are you… a pusssssy?
so show us your face~
coward, like you could win in a fight against me…
no instruments to fight me with at all, not musical or combative
we can't fight in person, but i'd glady take to you a battle of the bands
unless you're such an incel peice of shit that you have no talent to show whatsover.
what? you chicken? you scared to fight my musical talent?
no one has clicked it, you're welcome to join
youll sober up by tommorrow, and regret ever challenging me.
It really hurt your reputation.
unlike asshats like dan, i can't just press a button and get shit done, I need to actually dominate people instead of just being a little bitch up in a high castle.
exactly what defense do you have left?
are you going to fight me
be more creative than me
out wit me?
I'm confused now
we've settled that you're kinda a weak bitch
we've settled that you never even bothered learning to play an interment
and well… bitch. don't make any of us laugh too hard.
shhh, your chode is showing
Dude, you can't be bothered to read a 5 sentence post I wrote but expect me to watch a 2hr livestream about some philosobabble woo and bullshit.
Tying yourself into a pretzel to "prove" some unprovable nonsense is kinda lame tbh.>>3657027
that ain't me
All "greater mind" explanations of the universe are just pushing the problem back further instead of giving any answers. You're explaining the complexity of existence by the existence of something more complex.
Like, if the world is sitting on the shell of a turtle, then what does the turtle stand on? Well, it's turtles all the way down.
Mare guy here, you've got it completely backwards. Most genuine zoos I know usually focus on a few species, while I'm not so picky. While generally I'm most focused on horses and pigs, there are few species that I wouldn't at least try to screw for curiosity/experience's sake, given an opportunity that'd be safe and satisfactory for both of us that is. Aside from the obvious experience of plain and untarnished animalistic bonding it provides, I love the immense potential for novel experience that zoophilia offers - so much uncharted territory, a whole new universe of sensuality almost untouched by civilized man.
I've had a wild and certainly unfeasible dream of writing a zoophilia compendium, for which I would get myself to "taste" as many sexually viable animal species as possible and document accounts of those encounters side by side with each other, complete with up-to-date scientific info and notable tips and tricks and all that. Like a zoophilic Kama Sutra. And of course, in the classic Kama Sutra fashion, also a lot of philosophy, moral guidance and general do's and don't to keep the experiences safe, humane and in accordance with the common good. I imagine a large part of it would serve also as a compendium of all the zoo info you find scattered across the net on forums and whatnot. But of course, I also have to consider that sex doesn't exist in a vacuum (unless you're fucking the vacuum), and sex being majorly a bonding experience for two individual souls would certainly restrict me from fulfilling the project even if I had the money and courage otherwise.
why would you want to fuck a sow? I mean I can see why a girl would want to fuck a boar. I've watched the "boar to the core" videos, but it doesn't seem like a human could satisfy a sow for anything more than his own pleasure
I would want ask the same thing about a boar honestly, since they're pencil dick incarnate… although they do have certain novelties like huge cumloads and the "cumplug". I don't see what's hard to get about sows, it's not like they're too loose or anything. Their pussy appears to be like something halfway between a canine and a mare, both visually and in terms of size.
I thought niggers were free these days.
tell him its aliens