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a5153113 No.3659118

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

0202852d No.3659126

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The "word on fire" bible is pretty good, as far as study bibles go. Plus it looks occult af. It has a lot of commentary by priests, and bishops giving some insight on various things, and you'd be surprised at how often they dismiss certain things as archaic or not meant to be taken literally.

0202852d No.3659127

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>>3659126
its actually a 2 part series, and even if you're just wanting a better view into christian beliefs its a pretty handy book. Also still occult looking af. The extra narratives don't come off as judgey at all, and its packed with historic pictures, layouts and the reasoning for the layouts of cathedrals, and very logical explanations for a lot of things.

Its, in my opinion, the best study bible of the new estimate that was ever published.

d46c8806 No.3659129

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I'm Christian and gay. Seethe :)

0202852d No.3659130

plus bonus, it comes in actual leather if you want to shell out the extra 20 dollars, so you can have your super occult looking, extra double gold shining bible made out of dead animals! Yeet!

c8fd1399 No.3659131

>>3659129
Isn't that from Jack?

d46c8806 No.3659132

>>3659131
That is too high-quality to be from Jack.

0202852d No.3659134

>>3659129
I feel you man, I'm not sure what makes people gay, but I'm gay and was brought up christian. I tried to escape it so hard, but unfortunately, you're kinda stuck with what you're given. A lot of times, I think God is just a fucking asshole.

0202852d No.3659136

>>3659134
I had a priest a long time ago during my baptism say that men are brought up 3 ways. The way of Adam, basically not protecting his family by not informing them of the word of God, the way of Satan of just tossing it all aside and saying fuck it, and the word of Jesus By being loving and forgiving.

I personally think thats bs, just because christianity is engrained in me doesn't mean I have to 100% accept it. There is no reason that people who never even heard about jesus even after 2000 years need to go to hell, of had their own spiritual beliefs before hearing about it. I can't accept that.

I go by a 4th way, and thats basically God is a giant dick that wont let you go and will abuse you until you submit, or cast you into an eternal fire. If you weren't raised on christianity its easy to to ss it off, but its damn near impossible to do so if you had it as a fundamental "truth" to grow up with.

Idk, maybe I can hate God, and just accept the idea of God at the same time. Thats all I can really do I guess, all the witchcraft and bullshittery in the world wont save me from the idea of him.

1eb60e7f No.3659154

>>3659132
He somehow gets guest artists to draw his weird christfag rape fetish comic sometimes

d8ea7a19 No.3659167

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Hopkins was actually one of the more "normal" humans as furry comic artists go. He was friendly enough that he ended up getting a lot of other artists as friends, many of whom helped with the art in Jack. My favorite was Roz Gibson.

d3e0f562 No.3659172

>>3659136

Catholics are weird. Their visions of hell aren't really well supported in the scripture.

0b6d7974 No.3659189

>>3659129
Hypocrisy is unsexy

>>3659136
>Idk, maybe I can hate God, and just accept the idea of God at the same time
That's just gnosticism

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b8a720a3 No.3659207

>>3659118
I'll say this… Actually reading the Bible was one the catalyst that turned me to Satanism.
As I read through it I kept getting this feeling like…
Is this REALLY the kind of God you want to worship?

a509b491 No.3659208

>>3659207
Yeah. Yeah it is.
He's your CREATOR, you ungrateful wretch.
And he can, and will, un-create you at any time.
Probably would have been better if you hadn't existed, you know?

a509b491 No.3659209

The truth is like a lion; you don’t have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.

b8a720a3 No.3659210

>>3659208
Yeah I don't think he is though.

0202852d No.3659211

>>3659210
Yeah I don't know about that. When I died, I prayed to the christian god, not Set or any of my other haphazardously kidnapped deities.

Its one of the reasons I decided to do this psychology thing. By all means I have no right to be alive. I kinda have this idea in my head that I'm supposed to do something before I have the privilege of dying, and trust me, I live in a constant state of pain, I crave death. I'm just horrified that any kind of suicide attempt would be horribly botched.

Then again, as I said, God is an asshole. I don't have any ideas of grandure for myself, its just if God does have a plan, who knows, I might not be able to die until I crash into a bus full of orphans or something.

0202852d No.3659212

>>3659211
they do have the saying that there are no aethiests in a fox hole, getting killed kinda put things into a different perspective for me.

fccbbe9e No.3659236

>>3659211
right right … the plan… uh…what was it again? lol dood i forgot all about it.

Oh ya man I remember now what if I just dumped a bunch of nuts and stem cells together and make my own version of myself but with tits.

Ya that would be tight af bro.

91e4093f No.3659248

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>>3659212
>they do have the saying that there are no aethiests in a fox hole

Incorrect. There are only atheists in foxholes.

The true believers, knowing that God will protect them or do not care about dying as it gets them to paradise, have all jumped out of the foxholes and charged the enemy.



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