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69bf7b2e No.3662114

what you eating

730f592e No.3662115

I had a chicken sandwich from McDonald's. It was nasty.

91cb3905 No.3662116

>>3662115
I made a shit ton of hamburger helper, but with 3x the meat, and a few cans of mixed vegetables. I've been eating it for days, and I can't complain. Better than frozen dinners.

3e273126 No.3662120

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All trolling aside, if you are a fan of beef/steak, you need to go buy some and put extra away RIGHT NOW because the price is going to sky rocket over the next few months.

There is a massive water shortage in U.S. cattle country so a lot of farmers are taking half their herds to market now even though they aren't full size.

There just isn't enough good grazing land for keeping the whole herd alive so they farmers are taking some to market and keeping the most scrawny and young ones while hoping that we'll get some fucking rain.

It'll need to be a lot of rain.

But for you non-cattle folk, that means beef is about to get real rare and real expensive as supply goes down dramatically while demand stays the same.

3950f812 No.3662121

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>>3662114
Fish taco.

47d61e00 No.3662129

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>>3662115

Yeah they changed it from a slab of mediocre chicken breast, into 2 patties that were practically made of the same pasted together scraps that the nuggets are made from.

All fast food is overpriced garbage though. Mmm, delicious trash.

05704891 No.3662177

Had a chicken sandwich from Circle K and it actually had some flavor. I think that's because they don't do the 'all flavorless white meat' thing and they give you the whole-chicken experience.

05704891 No.3662178

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16301378 No.3662254

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3e273126 No.3662430

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>>3662178

Impossible meat is all plant based. No bugs and it's really good. Better tasting than regular meat. If you have a chance to try it give it a shot.

Once it becomes more available I'm switching over full time. It's hard to keep it in stock right now.

814f4894 No.3662435

>>3662430
This is a lie

47d61e00 No.3662511

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>>3662435

Yeah. Humans aren't meant to live without meat.

29142870 No.3664798

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>>3662511
What about us furries?

e9454792 No.3664800

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>>3664798

Furries can eat whatever they want ;)

47f8a257 No.3670385

File: 1666118864047.png (274.5 KB, 500x500, Salads.png)


I love salad, its like liquid sex for my mouth. Caesar, chef, whatever, its almost all good.

Fucking used to love buying those big huge bags of kale and that expensive dressings they always had refridgerated.

b71a5745 No.3670435

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>>3662254
Twitter bros who make their entire personality about bacon and buying beard oil from gay lumberjacks being all like "U WON'T MAKE ME EAT THE BUGS NOOOOOO!!!"
And then scarf down, lobster, crab legs, shrimp, oysters, and clams.
Dry bugs=bad
Wet bugs=good

47f8a257 No.3670456

>>3670435
I never understand the appeal of bacon. Its so unsatisfying. Like pork rinds.

32b439df No.3670475

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>>3662114
Baked beans and egg

6ae3726f No.3670483

>>3670475
Baked Royale. Worthy of the new Taco Bell Cathulian menu.

6ae3726f No.3670485

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>>3670483
Seriously, the Volcano, and Blackjack burrito, in combo with the loss of Pepsi Blue, makes me hate living.

08719d96 No.3670510

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>>3670475
I never care for baked beans. Refried though from a can is good.

Cooked blacked beans are always great. Split pea soup is too.

6ae3726f No.3670511

>>3670510
I'm from west virginia, we add bacon fat to everything, and 9/10 it makes everything better.

08719d96 No.3670535

File: 1666216447128.png (5.89 MB, 2400x2400, peach.png)

Canned peaches are always good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ

6ae3726f No.3670540

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>>3670535
I'm more of a mandarin orange man myself.

7fd1aa7d No.3670543

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im pretty hungry mate

83476c0a No.3670549

File: 1666222061546.png (1.75 MB, 1920x1080, They-know-what-they-did.png)

I've been making Mac'N Cheese with ground ground beef and butter fried onions a lot lately. It's a pretty easy meal, about 20 minutes. Add a little black pepper too it and it's great.

6ae3726f No.3670551

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I used to live with a black guy who called that a jail break.

I don't use beef, he actually used diced Spam. I take frozen broccoli florets and toss them into the boiling shells about 2 minutes before straining.

6ae3726f No.3670552

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>>3670551
its like mac and cheese mixed with broccoli and cheese. Fantastic.

6ae3726f No.3670554

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It does make your farts smell toxic though…

83476c0a No.3670555

>>3670549
I also experimented with using sparkling water to tenderize a steak and it worked great.

I put the streaks in a glass casserole dish, covered them in the water and left them in the fridge for two hours. You only need 1 hour but I was busy. Then I took them out, rinsed, spiced with salt, pepper and garlic then grilled it with a butter glaze.

Fucking delicious! The sparkling water made it so much more tender. I'm using that from now on. It's cheaper and easier than using pineapple.

6ae3726f No.3670556

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I never used sparkling water, but i used a needle tenderizer, and used a vacuum sealer to suck marinade into a steak.

Its scientifically awesome.

6ae3726f No.3670558

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As a gay man who loves being rimmed, I would highly suggest not eating an entire bag of frozen broccoli in one sitting. Toxic farts and rimming do not go together, especially mixed with vodka.

08719d96 No.3670564

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>>3670558
With posts like this maybe I should go back to being straight,

6ae3726f No.3670583

>>3670564
you're so gay it wrecks cars.

90c6c197 No.3670741

File: 1666364417843.jpg (569.5 KB, 1088x1280, .miri_mysta_nijisanji.jpg)

A can of cut asparagus…

Sure not as good as fresh.

a4ccb56e No.3670748

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The McRib is back.

a4ccb56e No.3670749

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90c6c197 No.3670755

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>>3670749
I never get cereal anymore. I end up eating the whole box in a day.

Eat some and get a sugar spike, stop eating and some time passes. Grab more to get a spike again. Repeat until the whole box is gone.

Specially bad with yummy cereals with nuts and fruits.

7d8a7e89 No.3671001

>>3670749
Why are his eyes X'd out?
Is he choking to death?

dc20a95a No.3671005

Chicken Schnitzels cooked in butter and boiled vegetables… that's it I guess. Quick, bland, but with nutrients and stuff.

>>3670748
>McRib
You enjoy getting your soul poisoned, so I guess poisoning your body with that chinese chemical crap makes sense.
First time I ate it was when it first came out here in Ausjailia, and it caused oozing itching blotches all over my fur for 8 months. The human equivalent would be severe acne. That crap is toxic.

>>3670749
His pancreas is dying - GM ingredients and sugar/fructose/syrups, plus chinese synthetic colours and flavourings.

05704891 No.3671037

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>>3670748
I see signs this is a 'farewell tour' … I guess they're threatening to never bring it back again – but they probably will in a couple years.

>>3670749 If I saw this as a kid I had completely forgotten about it. I know some furries brew up boners over it because 'werewolf'.

The first year they brought it back recently (about 4 or 5 years ago) I tried it and it was kinda terrible – same with the other 'monster' cereals. Either they changed the formula or it was always terrible and I never realized it as a kid.

1b2de182 No.3674476

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Been eating these silly things. Like today after some nice yoga/stretches.

4e876f68 No.3676099

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I guess this is the de facto food thread, since the other hit the bump limit.

I've found an even lazier way to make guacamole. Pic related. I just mush it up in its own skin with a fork and mix in umami seasoning. Great to dollop on turkey burgers. Or regular burgers. Or chicken breasts.

For those of you who like salads and bitter things, try making a salad with arugula or watercress (both cruciferous vegetables with peppery tastes) or even dandelion greens (the flowers actually have a subtle sweetness to them).

987695be No.3676298

File: 1668655476318.jpg (185.66 KB, 1500x1500, MSG.jpg)

Monosodium glutamate!

47d31e93 No.3679788

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4d25a972 No.3682864

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Y: What are you doing?
T: I'm in bed. I'm eating chips.
Y: What would you be doing if I were with you?
T: I would be eating chips.
Y: No, I mean if there were no chips. Just you and me. In bed
T: I would go to the store to buy some chips.

Create your own story here -

Y: What if I have some chips. What flavor do you pick?
T: Sour cream and onion.
Y: I'm out of that another flavor.
T: Cheese and bacon.
Y: I'm out of that another flavor.
T: Barbeque flavor.
Y: What if it was mixed with banana chips in it munchie style?
T: Banana chips with Honey BBQ flavor?

4d25a972 No.3682867

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>>3682864
BBQ HONEY GLAZE CHIPS WITH BANANA CHIPS WITH MAPLE BACON!

4d25a972 No.3682868

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4d25a972 No.3683561

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82d4b506 No.3683564

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82d4b506 No.3683565

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>>3682868
>>3683561

Don't Starve Together

4d25a972 No.3683942

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4d25a972 No.3684613

File: 1672352913564.png (1.11 MB, 1413x649, yummers.png)

American cheeseburger by chef of New York culinary school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3R1y1ADCZw

4d25a972 No.3684615

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Really? Right in front of my pancit canton?
>>3662121

4d25a972 No.3684634

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Who's thirsty?

cee80c55 No.3684704

File: 1672425773971.jpg (153.64 KB, 1200x1200, good eats.jpg)

I can pretend it's not really junk food I'm munching on. It's cauliflower!

6ae3726f No.3685592

This is kinda a random thing that I adopted eating hospital food. I kinda like mixing vanilla greek yogurt with either canned pineapple bits, or semi fork mushed blueberries or raspberries.

Its a decent snack, and its gut healthy.

4e876f68 No.3685618

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4e876f68 No.3685626

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>>3685592
That is a healthy snack, especially if you use sugar free yogurt. I usually get the Fage fat free Greek yogurt. It's got good specs and tastes pretty good too. Of course whole milk Greek yogurt tastes better, but I don't always want the extra calories. Sometimes what I'll do is mix in some olive oil. Pretty healthy because you're mixing a decent protein and probiotic source with a healthy monounsaturated fat with the additional benefits of the polyphenols from the olives. Sounds weird, but it's actually delicious.

>>3685618
Note to self, max filesize is actually 8 MiB or 8388608 bytes.

54c5220d No.3685692

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>>3685626
I'm cheap when it comes to food, so I use Great Value vanilla honey whole milk greek yogurt. I pre-portion all my meals for the week on sundays, my little fruity yogurt thing is as close to a desert as I get. I tend to use fresh raspberries, but for things like blueberries or pineapple, I prefer thawed out frozen stuff, since the cellular breakdown due to freezing/canning makes it mix with the yogurt easier.

I lost my ability to smell, so taste is kinda limited regardless, and I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so I don't really need to count every calorie. My inbetween snacks are like nuts and broccoli/cauliflower with ranch, or occasionally those tiny cheese wheels.

I don't understand how people can drink soda, it just feels syrupy and gross to me, but I've heard a lot of people say that after they cut it out of their diets long enough. Then again I'm one to judge, I drink straight vodka like water, and thats like liquid death to most people. The lack of smell made me really sensitive to the "mouth feel" of things.

Also I hate strawberries, don't know why but those things creep me out.

82d4b506 No.3685708

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4d25a972 No.3687214

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Goes on hunger strike, eats water melon end's up getting stomach ache for 1 day later and release the demon down the drain.
Never eat frozen watermelon that's been in the freezer for 2 weeks.

But, if you eat too much watermelon, it can cause bloating, gas, flatulence, diarrhea, and other such stomach troubles. This is majorly due to the presence of sorbitol, which is a sugar compound, and lycopene, which gives the fruit its bright red color. Both substances promote gas problems and loose stools.

939844f6 No.3687216

>>3687214


sorbitol huh? Ain't that what is in some chewing gums for teeth health.

4d25a972 No.3687266

File: 1674209983131.webm (4.6 MB, 480x854, Osso buco burger. Orman L….webm)

Osso buco burger. Orman Lezzetleri usulü efsane burger

4d25a972 No.3687464

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4d25a972 No.3687467

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a1089121 No.3687680

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>>3662114
> what you eating
Anus burgers.

482b0bdb No.3687728

>>3687680

The Road sign works. I am now thinking of thick cocks crammed into my asshole.

4e876f68 No.3687768

File: 1674497535109.jpg (3.25 MB, 4032x3024, 20221217_175715.jpg)

Smoked turkey legs. So delicious. But they take patience to eat because of all the ligaments - the antithesis of fast food. And you have to wait til you're done eating to wash the grease off your hands, so you can go back to touching things without making a mess.

Totally worth it though.

>>3687266
That looks pretty damn good.

bone butter > milk butter

558b1771 No.3687770


517f630b No.3687771

File: 1674498940190.jpg (48.28 KB, 505x828, hyena_butter_by_dustmeat_d….jpg)

>>3687768
Hyena butter>
bone butter > milk butter

3e96b293 No.3687915

File: 1674595216698-0.png (259.3 KB, 512x512, sher.png)

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The sherbert icing is nice tasting.

Do you like Madeleines? I was first introduced to them and a number of other cookies through cookie clicker.

4e876f68 No.3687925

File: 1674600955159.jpg (3.79 MB, 4032x3024, 20230124_094001.jpg)

>>3687768
Actually iirc, I left those in the oven too long when I was reheating them. A touch on the dry side. These in pic related were much better. Protip: reheat in the microwave at low power (20% for 10-15 min worked for me), and then crisp up the skin under the broiler for about 5 min.

>>3687771
Ikr, but none of the stores around here sell hyena butter. Guess I'll have to go straight to the source. >>3687924

63d344e8 No.3687930

>>3687915

"The sherbert icing is nice tasting…"

You're one of those people who says "sherbert" instead of sherbet, aren't you?

Sherbet flavored icing does sound good, though.

3e96b293 No.3687950

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4d25a972 No.3687962

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Turducken?…BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

e6c49333 No.3687967

File: 1674617032206.jpg (281.75 KB, 680x1280, flying_monkeys_space_age_s….jpg)

Guysh I'm,drurnk

9407c4c3 No.3687968

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>>3687967
You and me both brother.

4d25a972 No.3688179

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333cd0a8 No.3688180

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4d25a972 No.3688181

>>3688180
Congrats on winning the challenge on how to basic channel.



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