ef443e27 No.3666893[Last 50 Posts]
So how many of you have turned gay over the years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QueJLKYTvLohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-UOhAzc7nQSociety and everything these days made me look at girls like "Nah, it ain't worth it anymore". I hate getting taken advantage of and the way things are is getting taken more advantage of than I can bare.
So turning gay was the only rational option. And guys can be great but guys can be super frustrating you know?
e3d0e331 No.3666913
>>3666893Here. I prefer men, though I leave myself open for women since it's the only way babies can be made. Adopting isn't the same.
a8dae2da No.3666916
>>3666893>So turning gay was the only rational option.You could try not being a filthy coomer.
2eda94bb No.3666945
Huh yeah. I'm not exactly gay, I used to be straight. But then there like this one guy who… was just unbelievable tall gorgeous and smart and talented….. I just I dunno…
It changed me.
2eda94bb No.3666946
Now…. All I wanna do is dress in furry drag and flirt with guys
4cd42e56 No.3666952
>>3666900I know that Sylveon fucker. That guy is fucking nuts.
76956602 No.3666970
>>3666893The only rational option is animals.
Gays are even more insufferable than women.
bf841d1c No.3666975
>>3666893So homosexuality is just another form of sexism and hating the other gender taken to the extreme, great.
If the furry fandom has taught me anything it's that sexuality doesn't exist, all of these acts are pleasurable and being xsexual is a choice or possibly a psychosis developed from gender related trauma.
17550348 No.3666977
>>3666975I liked men before I started hating women.
Most straight guys hate women too but put up with them for the sake of pussy. There's a reason why men have genuine friendships with other men while women are all catty bitches who gossip about their "friends" behind their back to their other friends
495117d6 No.3666979
>>3666977There are plenty of gays that are just as catty and gossipy as women, if not more so.
0713e0f1 No.3666980
>>3666977I've always been attracted to men sexually, but I learned how to hate women over time.
0713e0f1 No.3666982
>>3666979some are but its like 10% of gay guys are insufferable, and 90% of women are insufferable.
I've been in a few relationships, in the gay ones if a guy doesn't know how to cook or whatever, I can teach him and he's ok with that. Self improvement for its own sake.
If I try to teach something to a girlfriend in the past, its mansplaining, and an attack on women. Women are perfect as is and need nothing as lowly as "life skills"
0713e0f1 No.3666984
its just really ironic that i've never run into a female who knows how to cook or do anything in the house at all. I'm doing volunteer work and talking to these moms, and they don't even know how to make macaroni and cheese. I was making food for my brother when I was 5, most women don't even know the difference between a flipper and a spatula.
Then again, when it comes to men, who are by society less likely to know how to cook. They're the ones that make all the meals, have all the secret family recipes, and take care of the kids. Usually doing most of the house work, and taking care of the kids, and working, while the wife is pretending to be a princess on facebook.
71dc9ef3 No.3666985
>>3666893>Society and everything these days made me look at girls like "Nah, it ain't worth it anymore".Funny, that's exactly what women say about men.
It's just going to get worse now that Christofascists are attacking abortion rights.
Women don't want to have their lives ruined by getting pregnant and I don't blame them.
Embrace the gay! It's here to stay!
0713e0f1 No.3666986
>>3666984a lot of what i do is as simple as helping single women learn how to do things like "loading a laundry machine" "how long to microwave soup" "what is appropriate to pack for a school lunch" how to change diapers (as a single male with no kids i should not have to teach this), "how to write checks" and how to avoid impregnation in the future and not get diseases
its a fucking mess, but yeah, apparently women do not know how to even wash their own panties. Its a fucking disgrace.
compared to gay relationships, straight ones are just a mess of chaos.
e8e7f366 No.3666987
I do love me some laughing at girl tears. They never settled in the 20s, because they are above settling unless the guy makes 10 million a year.
Then in the 40s they are crying that no guy wants them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro1xdE1MOW8Girls aren't the prize, guys are.
0713e0f1 No.3666988
you wouldn't belive how many women who go to laundry mats don't realize that the last few minutes on the cycle is "cool down" not actually drying their clothes, so they'll sit there just feeding coins into the machine in the last few seconds, for hours, expecting their clothes to get dry…
Fucking life skills girls, learn them.
0713e0f1 No.3666990
>>3666989yeah its totally guys who need to forget how to do shit.
When guys can finally be useless, women might be at least a little worthwhile to date.
71dc9ef3 No.3666991
>>366699090% of women aren't insufferable to most men. That's just you. They see you as an asshole so they treat you like an asshole.
Stop being an asshole.
Didn't you ever hear George Carlin's joke about how if all your relationships end the same way it's likely that you are the problem?
0713e0f1 No.3666993
its really bad when you need a single gay guy to teach you how to change a baby diaper, and how to avoid discomfort and what stuff you need to get to help with rashes…
And then 5 minutes later complain about gay men not being able to raise kids and why they shouldn't get married.
0713e0f1 No.3666994
>>3666991uh no, its not just me, I just happen to be happier in gay relationships. Its not like Im single or have problems dating.
You're referring to an entirely different phenomenon.
0713e0f1 No.3666996
>>3666995I hate to have to agree with you for once after all these years. I'm extremely manipulative, but i turned my psych powers to good by being a social servant.
Instead of fucking people's minds, now i try to help people live better.
0713e0f1 No.3666999
its a lot more useful to use my elegantly fortified troll powers to help people not suck at a life, rather than just scream into the void for years about people sucking at life.
71dc9ef3 No.3667010
>>3666992No church would let you inside. Don't lie
0713e0f1 No.3667012
>>3667005I don't like to let people fail, im of the profession to let them realize their own selves.
>>3667010churches don't all operate on the same page of the bible.
0713e0f1 No.3667013
>>3667011aufy is dry-clean only
e083aa08 No.3667017
>>3666893For me after I know that zoos exist, I dont even bother with humans anymore. Only at work or by interests sphere. Sex only with animals. And I love it.
4cd42e56 No.3667020
>>3666900Ainhart thread when. That guy is fucking insane.
4cd42e56 No.3667023
>>3667022god it'd be classic /furi/ if I had the logs. if only you knew the shit that schizo was on
e8e7f366 No.3667024
>>3667021Why would anyone mess with kids. That shit is life ruining. And people in jail love killing pedos.
Its stupid for every reason in the world.
ee470ed1 No.3667039
>>3667024Chomos have to be isolated from general population for that reason. Its called protective custody.
17550348 No.3667046
>>3666980Same. At first I was completely neutral to them, never even learned the names of any of the girls in class growing up. I never had a reason to because they never said anything worth listening to.
Then over time after getting to know women better I've learned to hate them
0713e0f1 No.3667048
>>3667047but I am Catholic, via ROCIA.
17550348 No.3667049
>>3666983This. Men have had to prove their worth as a person all the time. They have to develop personalities and skills and earn their place in society. Women have had everything fucking handed to them their entire life.
A fat ugly retarded women will never have to work a day in her life because there's always an army of simps willing to provide everything she needs in exchange for fucking her.
e8e7f366 No.3667063
>>3667060I think its being a chicken, Closer to being agnostic. If one really believes there is no god or that god is evil, fuck em.
Though it never stops being an easy target to blame god for everything wrong is one's life. Rather than fix the issues oneself.
e8e7f366 No.3667069
>>3667068He was strong because he was a serial killer.
An angry forum poster wouldn't get that much power from satan. By hazbin hotel logic
0713e0f1 No.3667071
>>3667069sell good luck coming into my house regardless.
I like him cause I was a radio and sat guy in the air force.
aa87a1d7 No.3667081
>>3667076Spiders in diapers…
Spiders in diapers…
Spiders in diapers…
What in god's name is crawling be-tween your legs?
0713e0f1 No.3667084
>>3667080im afraid of spiders, so what did I do? I pretended to be a spider.
e3d0e331 No.3667098
>>3667095It's hard to look at someone the same way after you know what they've done.
67ccb77b No.3667225
>>3666995>And when that women was sitting there dying. All I felt for her was stfu. And when she was dead life in the home became good instead of hell.I hope you'll forgive her, she probably had mental problems.
87abad99 No.3667239
>>3667225If you let your mental problems take over your personality, then you deserve all that you get.
f69061f9 No.3667245
>>3667225Her mental problem was she was a woman. She was always testing her husband. Which always made him ticked off and in a bad mood.
She was always starting shit. Like waking him up constantly to tell him to eat when he didn't want to eat. Messing with his stuff. Freaking out over everything and blaming me and him for everything then running away for hours.
Everything with her was "I can't handle this". And if you wanted to do something for yourself like cook. She made it a days long argument to get to do it, hoping you'd get so frustrated you dropped it.
And if you made a mistake it was remembered forever.
When she was finally dead he chilled the fuck out because no one was pissing him off constantly. So it went from us thinking of killing each other and going to prison to liking hanging out.
87abad99 No.3667260
>>3667245Holy shit that sounds just like my mother.
1427e21a No.3667278
I realized I was bi when I was 14 and looking through furry baras in speedos on dA.
Many such cases.
5fd01ea8 No.3667284
>>3667278Around when I was 14 I was so straight not even lesbian porn did anything for me. My brain just went "What even is the point?"
Funny how things change.
dbced8be No.3667295
>>3667284Prior to finding dA too, I was convinced I had no sex drive whatsoever. That changed that day. Weird how it works.
5e9a415a No.3667308
>>3666970i agree with this guy
the only big downside is the heartbreak from your girlfriend having a 10 year lifespan
at least horses can make it to 30 pretty easily
87abad99 No.3667351
>>3667276Well I'm a zoo and my brother is some kind of a weirdo too, but is it because of her? Idk, but I'm happy with what I am.
87abad99 No.3667354
>>3667353Nice plump cookie.
I also have a chubby fetish for whatever reason. In terms of animals I gravitate towards horses and pigs most often.
0713e0f1 No.3667359
>>3667353not going to lie, i will at least try to fap to that.
0713e0f1 No.3667360
>>3667095despite being not a great person in the past, the military required me to be a bad person in general. I didn't even mention my military experience in class for the first few weeks, until other people started talking about theirs and the teacher came out saying she married a cop/marine.
Im trying to make up for years of being a bad person irl, but most of my backlash against people was because I got tired of being abused by them. Its why i went with Steam as a name, I build up like a boiler and when I finally explode, its nightmarish.
e3d0e331 No.3667722
>>3667718I still pop in. People like you make it worth it.
e7044296 No.3668554
>>3666893>Society and everything these days made me look at girls like "Nah, it ain't worth it anymore"Funny, same thing here but for people in general.
5707adc2 No.3669029
>>3666893>Society and everything these days made me look at girls like "Nah, it ain't worth it anymore"I actually became more str8 over the years. women werent portrayed to me as anything desirable, only desired gay stuff up til i was like 18, then slowly moved onto experimenting w women bc alot of gay dudes esp 21st century ones can tend to be insufferable. id only consider getting with any girl longterm for the point of reproduction and thats all though.
>>3666913> I prefer men, though I leave myself open for women since it's the only way babies can be made.this
87abad99 No.3670047
>>3669524Mares don't care whether I get old or fat.
87abad99 No.3670060
>>3670059So what? Should life be about savings? They're more than worth the trouble.
0713e0f1 No.3670280
>>3670279inb4 bullshit, we have the best culture, society and genral goodness. Western couture is a blend of not just white culture, but a multitude of different racial contributions. Saying current western culture is superior and equating it to white cuture is not accurate. Western culture is a compilation of multiple ethnicities.
0713e0f1 No.3670281
>>3670280The western bloodline is only 30% white at this point, America is a country of color at this point.
24fe4494 No.3670290
>>3670284>>3670284But I though they dindu nothing.
dc20b156 No.3670315
yeah women are trash but i decided to stay alone. poop sex and monkeypox don't really turn me on.
aa87a1d7 No.3670318
For economic and a men's club masculinity only reason.
0713e0f1 No.3670363
>>3670317women aren't trash, I don't particularly appreciate them, but they're just as good as men.
0713e0f1 No.3670366
>>3670365You underestimate women, men are forceful and reliable, but women are our other half.
0713e0f1 No.3670368
sure fags can complete each other, but biologically women complete us.
0713e0f1 No.3670369
>>3670367meh I don't particularly like women.
0713e0f1 No.3670370
im just saying that women are as good as men.
0713e0f1 No.3670372
You'e not great, but you're not bad either.
0713e0f1 No.3670374
>>3670373:> you're a good person.
0713e0f1 No.3670378
>>3670377sometimes hate is just hate
0713e0f1 No.3670379
>>3670378you're not bad because you dont like people.
0713e0f1 No.3670380
x3 you're a good boi.
0713e0f1 No.3670439
>>3670438https://store.steampowered.com/app/1218210/Coromon/Coromon is a fantastic answer to pokemon's miscomings. I've been playing pokemon since buying my first video games, Pokemon Blue.
d133ee3b No.3671367
>>3671361French is a lovely language. Both being the language of love..
And being the language of those wanting to be conquered in battle or in the bedroom.
0713e0f1 No.3671372
>>3671367now I know how annoying a repetitive avatar fag is.
09017c41 No.3672855
>>3672614I only know of one since he was recommended to me by YouTube. His name is bawkbasoup. He can be pretty funny.
43448481 No.3672857
>>3672855benjy
Is another I know. He's more bi, but he does talk gay a lot and he sometimes shows off his body. He's in great shape.
but almost 99.9% of the time he's on girl vrchat avatars with a buldge. He says he has an onlyfans too but I never cared enough to find out.
09017c41 No.3672863
>>3672857There doesn't seem to be many. Either that or I'm just bad at identifying them.
43448481 No.3672866
>>3672863Did you try searching femboi's?
Though just because someone identifies as a femboi, doesn't automatically make them gay. Its just more likely.
09017c41 No.3672870
>>3672866I don't usually go out of my way to find them, but it's nice when I happen upon ones I can relate to like bawk.
09017c41 No.3672885
>>3672877VR can be interesting. I wonder how far it'll go, or if it's just another fad.
aa87a1d7 No.3673022
>>3673003There needs another comic about his experience on type of women.
a6f7474b No.3673583
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sYmk4hToQxYHaven't been looking up gay porn much because of the november thing. Idk if I'll try for the whole month. I might only do 1 week. I think my friend already failed, he avoids answering the question and has been ghosting for two days.
Hopefully you've been have lots of great gey sex.
c8fa678e No.3674176
>>3673600"Excellent! A new pack of negroes! Just ine time, the tobacco crop is ready to be harvested." Biggest fucking mistake was bringing them here as slaves, second biggest wasn't either sending them back or turning them into fertilizer after emancipation.
08d56553 No.3674276
>>3674176you forgot to add : "that little black girl is gonna be excellent breeding stock, I shall break her in tonight!"
b4aa92ea No.3674450
I'm not gay, I just like to feel dog cocks pumping and squirting inside my rectum.
For me, giving pleasure to the dog is the best part.
ff1b4f7f No.3676506
>>3676357I don't think it was Steam who deleted it, I think he was banned and had his posts deleted.
Hopefully his doggy will be okay. :(
…and Steam too I guess. :P Overall he doesn't seem like a destructive/bad guy.
(Pic likely unrelated.)
0713e0f1 No.3676823
>>3676506aktwelly, I did delete it. Further update, I used the funds I had saved up to buy a kia telluride to buy a monster of a lawyer. My dad warned me not to trust him since he was used against his union once… but in my situation, I could really use a slippery monster on my side. Even if he does wreak of super villain.
He's pretty sure that I wont go to jail. Best case scenario I'll get off with no punishment. Worst case, no jail time, no license suspension, and I'll have to go through an emotional management class, which he thinks he can fluke and argue that since I'm going to school to be a substance abuse counselor, that that as long as I show up to class that's enough.
I have a 98.9% in all my classes, and a pretty great reputar with my instructor(s).
I went full "better call saul" on this shit.
0713e0f1 No.3676824
>>3676823it was actually a pretty good investment, I've had lawyers before who just look over the paper work and you get like 20 minutes face time tops.
3500 dollars later, hes in my house to "get a better feel for me" and he was like, "you're 32, own your own house, you're a veteran (he was a marine a long time ago) you should be happy, or at least have some friends or married or anything by now" he said he's hooking me up with a life coach after this, it might even be what keeps me out of the minimum 6 months of jail. I'm going to end up paying 15 grand for this guy, I might as well take his advice.
He looks and seems evil, but then again, I look and seem evil. So maybe he knows what hes talking about.
0713e0f1 No.3676825
he said the case is pretty light weight, heavy duty on my side, but light weight on his side. If he crushes Unions, I can believe it.
0713e0f1 No.3676833
>>3676828I always have contingency plans.
My parents will either take care of him, or he's going to be a pain in the wallet, and stay at a doggy day care.
0713e0f1 No.3676834
>>3676833I have a power of attorney in my vault, they can use my money to take care of Cain, give me funds I can use in jail, if that happens, or pay for whatever.
0713e0f1 No.3676836
Probably even better than this jail I've built for myself, and technically him by default.
4cd42e56 No.3676849
>>3676835just shoot the thing
674f7099 No.3676855
>>3676849shoot it full of cum in its butt
0713e0f1 No.3676859
>>3676849>>3676855I cannot own a gun, and im not a zoophile. sorry to disappoint you.
0713e0f1 No.3677042
>>3677007Temtem is imo what pokemon should have been. Its great. Its multiplayer, it has actually evil villains who hurt other humans, and a battle system thats pretty decent.
for a fakemon game, its really worth a play. Downside is that its a full priced game, and they still have a fucking premium subscription package. Which is criminal.
0713e0f1 No.3677045
>>3677007Aslo we really do need a switch pro. I fucked up my switch installing a cosmetic makeover for it to make it look more like this smokey grey transparent N64 scheme I had as a kid. Its like Wii and that "dophin" emulator, the games are made for true HD, but the console can only pump out 720. I figured they'd release a Pro version with the new legend of zelda, but thats not seeming likely.
I don't think its nintendo being stupid shitheads, I think it was this semiconductor bs we've been dealing with. The PS5 is still being sold almost solely by scalpers. Our global economy has been fucked from ass to mouth due to this stupid chinese virus.
ff1b4f7f No.3677108
>>3677045>this stupid chinese virusThe "virus" may have existed as patents, but it was very likely never released or even created in the first place. If this
is a virus, it's pharisee/zionist mind virus.
0713e0f1 No.3677233
>>3677230They told me I was an asymatic case, but in my experience thats unlikely. Without a spleen, a missing kidney, and somehow I misplaced part of my colon everything hits me like a ton of bricks. My blood type went from A+ to "O shit"
I seriously doubt I could have gotten the super scary sounding corona omega virus, and just walked away being "huh" it makes less sense then half of my truth stretching logic bombs I drop here.
0713e0f1 No.3677235
>>3677233Then again I have been actively infected with mononucleosis for the past 15 years, I don't have a spleen so it doesn't matter, but if I so much as used a water fountain the next person would have exploding spleen syndrome.
Makes getting past first base a real problem for me.
0713e0f1 No.3677236
>>3677235actually when I put it that way, I'm basically a walking bio weapon. Thats kinda cool I guess.
Doesn't change the fact that I constantly test positive for corona, despite having no symptoms, and have to wear a legit n95 mask all the damn time. At least I can wear a black one, so they at least can match every outfit I own.
0713e0f1 No.3677238
>>3677236I was forced to stay in quarantine for the first 2 years, but eventually I was legally allowed to leave my house as long as I wore a medical grade mask.
It didn't really impact me for a long time because I didn't intend to leave my house for any reason other than getting food or alcohol anyways. Other than having to quit my job as an I+E technician, which was more of a hobby than a job tbh.
0713e0f1 No.3677239
Whats worse is I live next to a nursing home. During the Quarantine, since I was technically supposedly infected, I wasn't allowed within 100 yards of a nursing home, I live next to a nursing home so I had to spend most of the quarantine in the middle of nowhere because the state couldn't find a place to put me that allowed dogs, and they didn't have wifi, so I had to get a supercell and do all my internet stuff off of wifi.
It was bloody expensive.
ff1b4f7f No.3677243
>>3677239What you said sounds crazy enough to believe. At least you don't have an uneventful life, as even the non-events are eventful.
PS: The picture of Cain with his head through the wall is my all-time favourite, hehe. :3
184d01b2 No.3677245
>>3677243Mmmmm a boring life can be a pretty fun life.
Drama, and all that…gets pretty old.
0713e0f1 No.3677246
>>3677243I can at least be thankful for an eventful life, its been… engaging. I probably would have complained about a boring life.
I don't even know if i really want to go through with my classes, I might just be wasting the VA's money doing this substance abuse bs… I might end up saying fuck it and just going back to doing my private IT work.
Its more therapeutic than educational, not to say that I don't kinda mean to use it professionally, but I don't know if I even have the right to.
Like my lawyer, said, he wouldn't want a messed up person like me helping him out with his problems if he came to me…
0713e0f1 No.3677368
>>3677361I've had that problem with a lot of my ex boyfriends. As much as I love getting railed in the ass, the second I even rub a finger over theirs they freak out.
I'm a switch, its a major turn off when I'm expected to get butt blasted or suck dick all the time, but I don't get any attention myself.
0713e0f1 No.3677375
>>3677369tbh, 99% of the time, I just fake it to make them feel good about themselves. I just spit in my hand and use it to make a wet spot on the comforter half way through.
It works well enough.
0713e0f1 No.3677393
>>3677391easy, some people are attracted to fat.
Not many people are attracted to mental disorders.
0f5f0daa No.3677422
>>3677394Fat fetishists are abhorrent subhuman creatures.
>>3677393There are no mentally healthy fatties. You have to be fundamentally broken to become a fatass.
6a1f3153 No.3677914
>>3676823> Further update, I used the funds I had saved up to buy a kia telluride to buy a monster of a lawyer.A Kia, huh? You could be better off without it. There is a video on line showing an easy way to break into and steal Kias. One of them just got stolen down the block from me.
If you're still set on getting a Telluride then at least make sure it can't easily be taken using the video technique.
a78735da No.3677977
>>3677976I can't imagine having a sibling like this one.
So supportive of homosexuality.
0713e0f1 No.3677982
>>3677914I actually have an 8 point HD video security system surrounding my house. 11 if you count the doorbell cams and floodlight cam (I have it specifically to monitor my doggo). If anyone tries to steal my vehicles or pulls some shenanigans on my sidewalk, they're in for a rough time.
I am always watching.
0713e0f1 No.3677985
>>3677982honestly, even if I didn't have the security system. I live across the street from a nursing home that has cameras everywhere. They'd catch it regardless.
I exaggerate a bit on my paranoia, even though it is logical. I got a really good deal a few years ago on amazon ring stuff, so i in combo with my german sheperd and 600 dollars, I'm pretty well secured. It honestly didn't really cost me that much, if anything. I got a huge break in my home owner's insurance from it, the system sort of paid for itself.
0713e0f1 No.3677989
>>3677988you say paranoid, I say aware and responsible.
0713e0f1 No.3677996
>>3677995a good prison has good security.
I'd really not want to have some single mom drag her kid down to my sidewalk to call an ambulance. With my cameras, I can be like "look this kid's arm was pointing the wrong way BEFORE he got on my property" instead of losing my house in a legal thing.
The cameras aren't paranoid, is a precaution I'd rather not have to rely on.
0713e0f1 No.3677997
>>3677996that actually does happen a lot. Well sort of.
I just figure that if I can think up some ridiculous money making scheme, other poor people can also do it. They're poor not stupid. I live in a relatively low income area, not like projects low, but rural low. Its how I can afford a house of its magnitude. As such I am constantly under the threat of peole trying to break in and either take my shit or hurt me, or both.
0713e0f1 No.3678000
he had some girl living with him paying the deficit, but she's gone now and keeps getting cash injections from our parents.
0713e0f1 No.3678001
Oh what did he do in october?
totally not trying to catch rebounds with mind games or anything.
0713e0f1 No.3678011
>>3678008I'm in constant pain. I have a migraine that's been going on for years now, my right wrist is constantly throbbing, and my abdomen is just pain, and chronic insomnia.
The VA, where I get my insurance from is like "lol here's some low dose aspirin and 5mg of melamine" I'm like WOW thats definitely going to fix the problem, thanks doc!~
0713e0f1 No.3678014
>>3678013thats not an emojii. I take 3 of those things. Their effects are negligible.
0713e0f1 No.3678018
>>3678017Les français n'utilisent même pas de déodorant, pourquoi s'embêter à apprendre leur langue…
a78735da No.3678022
>>3678018Some people like the scent of body oder. We are animals and scent is one way of knowing who we are a good genetic match with.
I've seen studies in the past that if a girl likes your scent or not has a big effect on if the relationship will last or not.
0713e0f1 No.3678023
>>3678021its also why I grow tomatoes. Most pests wont eat them, and the marigolds keep insects away. I always accidentally make a good number of my tomatoes explode.
0713e0f1 No.3678033
Growing them was the easy part :/ getting them to stop growing was the hard part.
0713e0f1 No.3678035
>>3678034there was a time when I used to think that every woman knew how to cook a turkey. I've been proven wrong for most of my adult life.
a78735da No.3678036
>>3678035Oh I don't enjoy cooking a chicken or a turkey.
Buying pre-sliced meat or canned is so much easier.
0713e0f1 No.3678037
>>3678035You only say that because you don't have a boyfriend with a culinary arts degree.
I'm always pissed, and don't like to do thanksgiving stuff half because I'm never allowed to cook, being a man and all.
0713e0f1 No.3678040
>>3678038good for you. I'm always stuck in this awkward situation where I either "mansplain" how to cook to a woman, or put up with something thats burnt on the outside, and raw on the inside.
a78735da No.3678041
>>3678040The price you pay for still associating with women, or trying to bang them.
I do not.
a78735da No.3678042
>>3678039It came from people used to marry before or at 18. And never divorce. And girls were taught cooking as one of the things they brought to the table as non-workers growing up.
Now guys are usually alone and must know how to cook for themselves. Or eat pre-cooked stuff. Or women require a guy to know how to cook.
0713e0f1 No.3678044
>>3678041you misunderstand, its usually aunts, or the women who marry my cousins.
In all seriousness, no woman has stepped foot in my house since 1953. I shouldn't be bragging about that.
0713e0f1 No.3678045
>>3678044my mom is actually pretty ok with taking my cooking advice.
Shes not very good at it, and I'm well… good at everything.
0713e0f1 No.3678046
mind you I'm not great at anything, but I am good at everything.
a78735da No.3678052
>>3678048Talking about women to a fag is like so pointless.
Cuz they don't got a point.
0713e0f1 No.3678055
>>3678052im actually pretty understanding. I just like to be theatrical.
Women have a hard time, I don't believe that they actually make 30% less then men, but they do have to deal with believing it. Then theres issues like pregnancy, unreliable fathers, being taken advantage of at a young age ect.
I do argue that they actually have far more social resources than men, even things that aren't available to even gay families. So it equally not as bad as people perceive, but I wont get into that, it always just gets me into trouble.
Women have their own unique situations they have to deal with, but men do too. In the modern world men and women are pretty equal, its not like any common person is part of some gender ruled supreme class.
0713e0f1 No.3678065
I'm actually a little surprised that Wizards of the Coast would do that. They tend to keep "Magic" a pretty isolated thing and dont go full "YU GI OH" and start printing out every rare card for anyone who can pay 30 dollars.
Guess things changed, not like I'm really keeping up.
a78735da No.3678134
I know I've heard this song plenty of times. Can't remember where from, a sonic game maybe?
14 minutes into the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjI9eMks3kM Playing in the background.
e3663e88 No.3678212
>>3678134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvAVqh5LGMI don't know that song, "AHA - Song finder for browser" does.
a78735da No.3678216
>>3678212Oh right its the bowser theme from mario 64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_jS6o3OoYI knew I knew those sounds from somewhere. I played mario 64 so much in the past.
61c41ce6 No.3679190
>>3679098Why would anyone wanna give up liking dick?
Liking dick just makes a guy extra cute.
cd092393 No.3679254
>>3679190> Why would anyone wanna give up liking dick?That's Clovis from Twokinds. He was straight until a dragon turned him into a female, apparently with feminine desires.
Looks like the amulet didn't reverse all the effects. :)
ff1b4f7f No.3680000
>>3679457I know nothing about those characters, but already feel sorry for Sidra. Poor thing.
4d8f9477 No.3680001
>>3680000She's some drugged up vulpix.
Something about a plant pokemon friend or something who's spores are always getting her high or something.
ff1b4f7f No.3680007
>>3680001Sounds like she started huffing her friend's spore-butt as a low cost means of coping with her traumatic cubbyhood.
Granted, there are better ways of dealing with the world's problems.
5b3000d6 No.3681169
So 4chan had/has a
4chan's Femboy Blackmail Cult?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mME0NXRQHuc 28928666 No.3682682
>>3682542Anyone have the OBJ file for this sexy grizzly?
91d0f91d No.3684361
>>3684357
Geez, I didn't even know stuff like this existed. What kind of parent tries to force their babies to be gay?
That makes no sense.
28928666 No.3684362
>>3684361It's quite obvious they're AI generated pictures.
ac9e177d No.3685627
Any romantic pics of gay couples?
Meaningless sex has no appeal to me. I just fantasize about being loved by someone…
4436d42a No.3685661
>>3685655The last pic is a study session he wishes was a date.
f74fc1e4 No.3685690
Look outside your window and think about this for one second.
-Faggots and pedophiles are running your schools teaching your kids to identify as a kitty cat.
-Middle school girls are throwing their pussy for every dude they happen to meet on Discord, Valorant, and Omegle. Your days of finding a qt virgin wife trad life and starting a family is over
-Young men are sitting at home playing video games all day yelling at randoms on the internet, playing video games, and watching porn all day.
-Women are in your military
-The globalhomo is rising up and injecting that snake bite into your arm and preparing to slaughter the world population as you're reading this post.
-No one cares for each other. Friends and family ghost you over a dollar, and everyone is in their own little world competing with each other over facebook and instagram likes, tiktok followers, and job offers.
-LGBTQIAMAPS, abortions, suicide, depression, drugs, bullying, divorce, remember when everyone used to get their hooters tooted over someone saying "fuck" on a tv?
There is a biblical answer for these problems, which a "christian" nation should have had the answers to already, but no one seems to care because the football, anime, call of duty, and tiktok is all the normies ever care about. Romans 1:22-27 and Leviticus 26 for the curious.
For the last remaining people that actually see the world for the huge cesspool of shit it actually is here, and want to make a meaningful difference, lets go back to the "trad" life, and not like this community makes it out to be with that soyjak/bearded meme, and open that Bible, because alot of people are going to die very soon, sent by God in a punishment coming near you.
Because those of you likely already know that arguing with liberals on the internet didn't make a difference about your life being shit right now.
Heres some pointers for the anons who never touched a Bible before:
Isaiah chapter 28-35 talking about the destruction of America
Proof that Ephraim is the United States of America
Genesis 48:19 (Ephraim will be a multitude of nations, and be stronger than his brother)
Deuteronomy 33:17 (Ephraim will be the most powerful nation, melting pot of diverse races in the last days)
How to actually be saved, and not according to the lying Christian Church who preach a false hippie Jesus on the pulpit right now:
1 John
Exodus 20
51bab5af No.3685760
PSA for those 5 unfortunate wanderers here on this forgotten satanist cesspit who still have souls, or don't yet know much about zionist/jew/pharisee deception:>>3685690Is correct, the response post is almost certainly from JIDF or some related cesspit propaganda body, although it could just be from a dumb brainwashed fagit.
The zionists/pharisees/jews/talmudists/satanists (who are crypto-jews)
hate Jesus, God, the Bible and Christians and all their values, and will do and say anything to pervert Christian values and messages, even if that means claiming that the Bible or Christianity are themselves jewish! They are absolutely not, and I've posted about that in a couple of previous /pol/ threads on here.
Unfortunately, there's a chance that post
>>3685690 is also one of theirs, posted there specifically so that they can reply to it with their jewish/etc. lies.
satan is the great counterfeiter, who steals and copies and then perverts everything good that God Himself has created. The above-mentioned cursed ones do satan's work, and are already doomed to hell due to their infinite crimes and lack of humanity/remorse - they know this (acutely or on some level), and are trying to take down as many people-with-souls with them.
Faggotry causes hissy fits and infighting, it's the
shared values that are pro-country, pro-family, pro-future, pro-justice, pro-liberty, especially pro-God that causes fear and paranoia to overcome satan's parasites.
Think about the differences between an army of literally circle-jerking drama queens, and an army of
MEN with unshakeable principles, values and vision of their true enemy. Which army do you think will win against the "army" of evil?
Don't fall for the dirty tricks and lies. 51bab5af No.3685771
Actually I need to correct my previous post, sorry! That
>>3685690 post is only
partially correct:
Posts like
>>3685690 are quite "doomer" and sound like more or less everything has already been lost and only the individual can be "saved" by "shrinking" away, because the fight for earthly life has already been lost and everything is shit,
which it isn't!Also, posts like that could actually "turn away" those looking at Christianity and the Bible for answers due to its alarmist/doomer nature.
It might feel that everything's lost sometimes, but that post could actually be
propaganda rather than from a genuine biblefag, because it makes reality look worse and more hopeless than it is.
Such a thing is a staple of jewish/etc. propagandists, so be careful.There's a righteous spark lying dormant within humanity which the cursed ones are desperately trying to prevent from igniting. When it does happen, the cursed ones know there won't be any place to hide and they'll be torn apart and lynched in the streets for their crimes.
51bab5af No.3685778
>>3685776>it was you guys that had eve get tricked by the serpentUhhuh, I don't think
that was "us". :3
ec207924 No.3685780
>>3685776The funny thing is that Adam never actually told eve that the fruit was specially forbidden by god, she only knew that the fruit would supposedly kill her.
A lot of people don't get that even though Eve committed the original sin of hubris, Adam was the real villain. He represents the failed man, he failed to "protect his own" as it were. The biblical hierarchy places the man as the end all authority, so technically Eve was more or less innocent by ignorance.
ec207924 No.3685781
>>3685780but seriously, technically God is the dick here. You don't create humanity with all its flaws, and then put a big ol' "kill everything DO NOT PUSH DANGER BUTTON" in the middle of paradise with nothing else to do, and expect humanity to not push the big red button.
ec207924 No.3685783
>>3685782again its a failure of the man, adam knew the commandment that "god" gave him, and he ate it anyways, but like I said, he never informed her of that whole "do anything you want except that one thing" thing.
It also didn't help that "god" let a supernatural entity that even fucked with him into the garden… really the game was stacked to fail before it ever even started.
4436d42a No.3685808
Why do I keep coming here. I post romantic moments then all the sudden this shit happens. This place is mind poison.
27f120e8 No.3685860
ya Egypt famously run by the jews rofl
27f120e8 No.3685919
more incelposting
67454d2e No.3686005
>>3685998I offered to laser remove lulz.net off his fingers if he would get my name printed into his hair line.
Offer still stands, but he declined. Don't see why
67454d2e No.3686006
>>3686005I mean who wouldn't want that exchange? I just don't get it.
One super embarrassment open to the world, for one just would just be between us.
