af070cbe No.3689785
no. Fursuiters are deplorable asshats who put too much cream cheese on bagels.
If they had a front man, they'd be in jail.
642cec62 No.3689787
I guess it's only a matter of time before one of those dipshits do something to outstupid every other one of them.
fccd93e7 No.3689802
Fursuiters are all terrible people who are desperate to hide from how shitty they really are by living vicariously through a manufactured identity
77717ebb No.3689818
The green/blue one from youtube.
24c7d75c No.3689849
>>3689785>who put too much cream cheese on bagels.Shut Up!!!
There is no such thing as too much cream cheese.
Shut Up!!!
e378a94d No.3689852
>>3689849Sometimes its good just eating cream cheese by itself. Yum.
Sometimes when I hand make pizzas I use cream cheese. Walmart great value cream cheese could be super cheap.
Put a bunch of cream cheese on some blue berry bagels.
fccd93e7 No.3689863
>>3689845Doesn't he have a deer murrsuit?
Also he's annoying and stupid as fuck
36af37a9 No.3689864
>>3689863I think that's the Canadian dude.
dc832325 No.3694137
The most famous fursuiter is Kero the wolf
>>3689845Not as famous as his buddy Kero
>>3694121No one knows or cares about her except thirsty furries desperate for a "female" in the fandom to prove they aren't all fat gay dudes
2b067e52 No.3694140
>>3694137They both have the same name?
Anyway, does this Kero have any unsavory baggage he is carrying around? If fursuiting is to be accepted by the general public, the frontman (or woman) should be someone the public will LIKE and not dislike because they also have some kind of toxic agenda they try to push on others or some such.
So where has Kero appeared except maybe Youtube and furry conventions? Does he get out and meet and greet the public on a regular basis in his fursuit? Does he have any kind of entertaining act to amuse the public with? Does he show up at events like the local Pumpkin Festival to raise public awareness of furries? Does he do charitable fundraising for causes everyone can get behind to get his image out there?
WHEN BIG-NAME PLACES OR EVENTS PAY YOU BIG MONEY JUST TO TO APPEAR AND YOU ARE BOOKED SOLID ON THESE, THEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE FURRY FRONTMAN OR BREAKOUT CHARACTER THAT IS REPRESENTING THE ENTIRE FANDOM.
5ef89e51 No.3694141
>>3694140Did you miss the whole shitshow regarding a group of furries that were torturing and raping animals to death and also molesting kids? Kero and Majira were murrsuiting buttbuddies
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kero-the-wolf-joshua-hoffman-keroyamimora-yami-the-wolf.48033/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oako2cRMEqY 2b067e52 No.3694143
>>3694141Hmm. Well if any of this is even partly true, why is he popular AT ALL, even within the fandom?
With a history like that, if true, most people's first impulse upon seeing this character would be to run.
dc832325 No.3694145
>>3694143It's all true, just came out after he was already a popufur. Did a lot a collaboration with Majira and other popufurs and assorted attention whores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTAVijOeVrc 31364ff2 No.3694200
>>3694143Because people couldn't deal with the shit he would talk about because they have borders even in the way normals can't deal with furries too and his infamy stated because it was all he had to gloat and feign responsibility for a gruesome and true backstop that retards would latch on to him or themselves like a cancer magnet for notoriety when in fact most of them are super talented or astoundingly mediocre superficial and morally depraved to improve themselves without the glamor of someone else's limelight and then you have people who just know
96ab9973 No.3694234
>>3694145Well then he could NEVER be the frontman for the fandom!! If he were, the media would latch onto that as representing the ENTIRE fandom, instead of just one aberrant individual, (which can sometimes be overlooked in a group as a whole).
Are there any SERIOUS contenders for this title out there, at ALL?
Any 'rising stars' capable of giving a GOOD IMAGE to the fandom?? ANY???
5b6053a2 No.3694403
The real important question is what is Uncle Kage hiding?
bc150bb3 No.3696562
>>3696540No because they'd all be stinking like piss except binturongs, they smell like popcorn. Very nice skunk suit, any idea who made it?
af070cbe No.3696564
>>3696540with people actively shitting in elevators and hallways, pissing in lobbies, and having to have biohazard clean up crews normally reserved for murder scenes to clean hotel rooms… I'm not at all surprised that someone would want to drench their skunk pursuit in actual skunk spray.
This is why I will never even buy a partial or ever go to a con again. I'd be afraid of some 70 year old man bending over and shooting a steam of diarrhea on me while saying "so kawaii uwu" then me getting lead out by "security" for not being respectful of his sexual orientation of "scat cannon."
af070cbe No.3696575
>>3696570Worst part was, the police didn't even show up, they just sent a form to be filled out a week later. Not to my mailing adress, but to the convention hotel.
I'm not sure if having some rando with face paint on and a hole cut in their pants randomly sit on a teenager's lap without asking and suddenly shit counts as rape, but even if it doesn't, I would have preferred being traditionallyraped.
af070cbe No.3696647
>>3696614I search for most of my reaction images just before posting them, that file is saved to my desktop, which gets wiped whenever it reaches half the screen. I don't see anything intrinsically appealing about poop.
>>3696602Its happened to me three times, not entirely surprising being gay. The disgusting thing that happened at a con, the time I hooked up with a regrettable person on "pounced" as a teenager when I was an ignorant horny teenager, and one time in the military.
The military thing was just a gay life hazard. It was shortly after DADT was repealed. I had a big screen TV in my dorm room hooked up to my rig. I fell asleep during a movie/get-as-drunk-as-you-can-4-day-weekend night, they looked at my open computer. They found a LOT of gay furry porn. Didn't really have any bad ramifications, two of the three were bronies, and two were bisexual, and the straight guy just thought it was hilarious because irl I come off so uptight and prudish.
Anyways, one thing lead to another, a friend talked to his firend, and turned out there was an extremely gay-curious guy in the dorms across from me from another squadron. It was his first time bottoming, and I'm glad I wore a condom, because that thing came out a little gross. We had a discussion on "cleaning out" and what enema bulbs were, he had never heard of that stuff. We fucked several more times and never had the problem again.
If you're sticking you dick into other guy's butts, you're eventually going to have something horrible happen. Especially if you don't know what youre doing, or god forbid you're surprised by some guy who knows exactly what they're doing.
642cec62 No.3696740
Another purple power complex. This is why generally stay off tranny colors. They are more of a warning than a stake for redeemable character. Watching how they change skin and go through 50 sonas a week to suit their psycho mood swings. The whole lgbt is all just one dood in an id crisis. Glad at least fursuits attempt to contain basketcases to a confined and restricted full tard body suit.
0553f4ca No.3696749
>>3696681I stuck a half inch needle in my balls once. I like the pain but I'm too much of a pussy with the risk of permanent damage to do it again.
2b067e52 No.3701285
>>3697828Why are her eyes crossed?