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1d4fba83 No.3690110

Other species besides humans showing their O-face at the moment of the greatest pleasure they will ever have in their lives regardless if it happens while they are mating, masturbating, or having sex with a human.
Why is this hot?

1d4fba83 No.3690117

File: 1676215522514.jpg (33.96 KB, 590x369, Bodil Joensen 4.jpg)

By the way, does anyone happen to have the original Super 8mm conversion to digital of the old Color Climax Corp. movie of Bodil Johansen having sex with the pig in the pigpen, what makes this one special is that you can hear the cameraman puking and throwing up in the background but he kept on filming like a trooper. I always thought that was funny as hell. I think it's from the 1970's or something. It has to be out there because there were like a million of them sold. Ok thanx

3b8c695e No.3695203

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Her face is so cute when she's cumming

91ac25a4 No.3695427

I've got to see this lmao

39017b68 No.3695428

File: 1678981015686.jpg (142.25 KB, 800x533, 298.jpg)

Releasing dem stink nuggets is orgasmic

ff161b5a No.3695436


Sound amazing! Would love to hear it.

8a65382b No.3695447

Do not do it on the ground, do it into my mouth, instead, my mouth is made to eat it all!

a5a59e03 No.3695492


Guess its true…The most basic things are the best!

c2795577 No.3695512

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Sometimes I watch thinks like Black Mirror, or Cabinet of Curiosities to get some macab sick viewing in my day… or I just come here and listen to psychopaths really wanting to deepthroat horse shit.

also yes as much as I hate to say it, a good poop is pretty great. I use Metamucil, combined with some grizzly nicotine (diuretic), I really can't complain.

Having a few huge loads fall out, and barely having anything on the tissue paper is just the beginning of a great day.

522d5fdb No.3695520

File: 1679014514780.jpeg (36.31 KB, 500x500, 0004210000543.jpeg)

>grizzly nicotine
You use tobacco as a diuretic?

c2795577 No.3695527

File: 1679019744772.png (1.26 MB, 1000x1000, IMG_0318.png)

Nicotine is a chemical. I use snuff because I like using snuff.

It just so happens that it also has diuretic and laxative side effects. It is what it its, I just try to understand the effects of everything I put into my body.

I got my dad a coffee cup for Christmas that says "this is going to make me poop." His poops can make a fly commit suicide. No one drinks coffee because they want to go to the bathroom but within a short period of ingesting those chems, your body reacts.

also fuck your pouches.

3cea3a03 No.3695542

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Not my pouches. I use tobacco-free nicotine pouches. $3 for 20 of them little fucks. No gross spit.
>No one drinks coffee because they want to go to the bathroom
That's a fetish.

c2795577 No.3695544

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I use those when I'm in public. They kind of make my stomach hurt a bit though. Spit is gross, so I only do it in private.

Also those fake nuts are garbage. If I'm going to give my gun balls, I want them to be free moving and individually gropeable. I want them to individually slap against my chest with every trigger pull.

3ba503a4 No.3695568

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Thanks for reminding me that the Shamrock Shake was on at McDonald's last month, I've gotten a few since then. They make sitting on the toilet the following morning especially amusing since all the food-colouring turns your shit a fun green colour and the menthol makes wiping a gentle pleasure. My butthole just feels so cool afterwards.

c2795577 No.3695570

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They really should just make pills you can take that are packed with menthol, so everytime you poop if feels like your asshole is yawning on a snow peaked mountain.

Alas, we live in no such world.

05f0a55f No.3695587

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What if you put a diluted solution of menthol and water in an enema bulb? Gotta keep your pucker fresh.

c2795577 No.3695588

File: 1679062869315.jpg (100.1 KB, 984x1280, 1590342019.mercurial64_bra….jpg)

Never tried it. I use an enema bulb at least twice a day.

I think I'll try that. Normally I go big or go home, but in this case I think I'll just order some oil off amazon and go one drop at a time until I find the perfect mix of upset butthole and minty fresh butthole.

x3 maybe then I can finally find a boyfriend who isn't half way across the earth, or wants to kill all the jews!

05f0a55f No.3695591

File: 1679063392405.png (553.3 KB, 776x724, shiggyshota_wip2b.png)


Just don't blame me if your colon sets on (icy) fire, I've never done that before so do it at your own risk :)

c2795577 No.3695595

File: 1679065620888.jpg (8.24 KB, 225x225, index.jpg)

Well as long as if doesn't feel like the time I tried to anally masturbate as a teenager using bengay as lube for a cheap ebay dildo, I think I'll be good.

c2795577 No.3695596

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I'm 90% sure that even 15 years after that, my butthole still has a refreshing aftertaste.

73ec3fd7 No.3695600

Sexy raccoon, show his feet or penis, please.

c2795577 No.3695606

File: 1679069580061.png (204.77 KB, 270x480, raccoon_dicks.png)

Back in the day, posts like this made me just hate everything.

Now I go to sleep with the fantasy of being dead in deep space, and thats just normal for me now. I now find it comforting to be dead, frozen and alone in space somewhere.

4987917d No.3695762

Hahaha this thread is relentless!

3b8c695e No.3695772

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There was a thread here recently where someone posted a bunch of God-tier quality pictures of raccoon feet, but I can't find it now, it apparently wasn't in the Paws&Feet or Raccoon threads.
It wasn't that long ago, maybe someone here remembers it and can point to it.

625fd36e No.3695773

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File: 1679127741905-1.jpg (619.15 KB, 2048x1654, FrcTGqWWABImLCu.jpg)

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73ec3fd7 No.3695834

My underwear gets wet in the front by watching these smelly RaccoonFeet, thank you a lot for photos!!

1713a525 No.3695845

Came. 4 times in a row to the second picrel with feet. I dont have more cum anymore, it felt so nice and precum still was spilling like a fountain. Why ARE they so sexy? I love it and cant stop.

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