4fcfb41e No.3692351
If you haven't heard of Nightvale or the Black tapes. Don't look them up
You'll just disappear for months.
Do not check out this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujksjzqrhysor
http://theblacktapespodcast.com/ 1fd10655 No.3692353
accept my friend invite on discord. also where the fuck is the RSS feed for that black tapes podcast?
a1505edd No.3692366
>>3692364So you have specialized knives, a military background, a preference for weird revolvers, and a hatred for humanity.
Are you sure yo aren't a serial killer or hit man?
4fcfb41e No.3692369
>>3692368I mean, I have fancy domascus steel knives that ring like bells if you flick them. But I can't even look at a horror movie where someone is getting cut, I can't even gut a fish without throwing up.
I'm hardly a serial killer. At worst I mass murder spiders in my basement.
Look at me, I'm a cool innocent looking guy.
a1505edd No.3692370
>>3692369You look like a batman villain
Holy shit are you trying to impress death or something?
24b4e28f No.3692371
>>3692370this shit is celeb + incel all the way
f2298ebe No.3692416
>>3692371tbh I'm not an incel, I just don't care for sex. There are plenty of bars around here famous for loose women, and I'm not an unattractive guy if I try.
I just don't really care for sex. Sex is just an afterthought of of a relationship, I'm kind of a billion pillows and floofy covers cuddle slut.
f2298ebe No.3692417
>>3692416I call it temporary excellence, and it would work awesomely in a bar. I can turn on lie mode and be the most fanstasic person you've ever met, for a while. I can't hold up the act, depending on how deep a fake I want to play it can last for anywhere from 15 minutes to a day.
After that I need to recharge.
I'm not a sociopath, I have emotions and honestly want to help and not hurt people, but I have mastered a few of their traits.
Maintaining a relationship would be a problem though. Its why I like DK, he's just as fucked in the head as I am, and apparently like me, still holds on to a few shards of sanity.
f2298ebe No.3692418
>>3692417Its not really that hard to believe, I've got looks, money, fancy cars, a house, a handsome dog. It doesn't take to many tweaks to shape reality to make me a great person for a drunk girl/guy/trans to sleep with for a night.
It worked on fancy and unell. Sure they ran in terror when my real personality came out, but doesn't mean I didn't bang them.
f2298ebe No.3692419
>>3692418seriously, I didn't even try with fancy, it just happened. Unell was pissed I fucked her and not him. He set up the pins, and I knocked them down.
With Unell, we literally met because I said I was going to rape him, then he was surprised that our sex made him running terrified back to canada. Thats not even me being mean, that's just fulfilling a promise.
f2298ebe No.3692425
>>3692420well to be clear, he said you can't rape the willing.
I proved him wrong.
f2298ebe No.3692427
>>3692425as a person who has a history of being sex trafficked, I know exactly how to pull mental strings to break a person.
Unell thought I was kidding, until I found out his phobias. He said he liked fear sex, I just took it a little too far.
f2298ebe No.3692428
>>3692427Plus he made the unfortunate misake of getting a previously completely sober Steam drunk on 150.
Probably not the best decision he'd made in his life. Up untill then we'd been dating for like 3 years, and every time we met we'd get snow globes with us hugging in on picture with the ticket on the back side.
After that. I fucked fancy, drove him ito madness and his parents had him committed, randomly built a prison for myself, and now I'm sitting in the center of it so I don't hurt anyone, and who knows what he's doing. Probably nothing productive.
baa2fe73 No.3692429
>>3692425Thats not something to brag about. Its even more fucked up.
f2298ebe No.3692431
>>3692429You really have deviated from your old self, the old you would have found that hilarious. Or at least entertaining.
f2298ebe No.3692432
>>3692431and to be honest, I didn't technically rape him, I just terrified him. I kind of threatened to lobotomize him in his sleep…
Probably a party foul on me…
But no one is perfect right?
f2298ebe No.3692435
>>3692432he saw me taxidermy animals, and remove brains so it was probably a real threat.
I keep saying that just because I CAN do something, doesn't mean I will.
a1505edd No.3692439
>>3692433He did do that, and Unell was terrified.
baa2fe73 No.3692440
>>3692439Anyone would be. A lobotomy is one of the must inhumane things in human history.
And a monster used to push them for profits.
f2298ebe No.3692441
>>3692440My grandpa used to do them.
He showed me how to when he was showing me how to do taxadermy.
Its a 25 degree angle up the nose and a quarter rotation. Simple enough.
But like I said just because I can do something dosent mean I will.
f2298ebe No.3692442
>>3692441Its no worse than neutering an aggressive dog.
They're still alive, and can live their lives, they just don't have the capacity to resist anymore, or follow up on aggressive tendencies.
f2298ebe No.3692444
Then I kind of dragged his body back to my apartment.
My friends made sure he was ok, but yeah, I was being a little brutal.
f2298ebe No.3692446
>>3692444Then when he woke up he grabbed my neck, I grabbed his and made the threat and he started hyperventilating and passed out.
f2298ebe No.3692447
>>3692446next day when he woke up I sent him back on an airplane with my own money and sent him back home. First Class.
Cause I'm a nice guy.
f2298ebe No.3692451
>>3692449I'm not violent normally, I have two distinct personalities.
I love and want to help everyone when I'm me. I research ways to help and fix people, and how to manipulate them (helpfully) to be better versions of themselves.
The other me wants to destroy and debilitate everything. There is no other explanation for it, he is just evil.
f2298ebe No.3692454
>>3692449I'll never understand violent men, both my personalities pretty much agree.
Like I got stabbed in the eye after some rich fuckwad poked me in the eye because he saw "austin powers" and there was this one guy with a sick that poked the "mole" who had a mole saying "molley olly olly" and he did that to me, cause I have a mole.
I punched him, chased him down the stairs and then was about to punch him but then he started crying.
That was it, there was no point in perusing the fight after that. The fight was won, he broke, game over.
Then I almost got put into "special ed" because I almost beat up a lawyer's son.
Fuck me its like no matter what I do, who I show mercy on, or whatever, I'm always the bad guy.
f2298ebe No.3692456
>>3692452I don't really have body hair. But I'll shave yours
Then I'll trim your mustache to be extra cute <3
f2298ebe No.3692462
>>3692461I only respect personality. Its emotions, behaviors, skills, and manurisms I respect.
Not exactly things women focus on.
f2298ebe No.3692464
>>3692463I want someone who is deep in emotions, but at the same time distant..
f2298ebe No.3692466
>>3692465
you have a confidence of violence about you
baa2fe73 No.3692469
>>3692466Inside every human is a wildness, an untamed, a survivor. Specially inside men.
Same as inside every dog, no matter how small is a wolf.
And just because I can let the violence consume me and bask in the darkness and burning of the energy of hell. Doesn't mean it can move my hand to strike when I don't want to strike another.
f2298ebe No.3692470
>>3692469do me a favor, tell me what I am.
f2298ebe No.3692471
>>3692470I'll do the opposite and tell you what you are.
f2298ebe No.3692472
>>3692471just one extra question. do you have a pet?
f2298ebe No.3692473
I have a german shepherd to equal the grounds
f2298ebe No.3692475
>>3692474please tell me you have a sister I can seduce?
baa2fe73 No.3692476
I do have an awful habit. Of zoning out in my imagination of a good world where theres no bad people in it.
But luckily my brain snaps me out of it before I get lost thinking everything and everyone is kind and nice. And that everyone can be trusted.
You can't live your life drunk on god's energy. Even if serving others is one's purpose.
One must keep the facade up, of being mean and evil. One must keep sharp and educating yourself.
baa2fe73 No.3692478
Anyways back to reality. I can't stay in a state of being perpetually happy. That just lets me be taken advantage of.
>>3692475Thats creepy. She's a child.
f2298ebe No.3692482
>>3692476you and I have a similar coping mechanism.
I like to pretend that I'm alone on an orbiting space station, revived after 10k years of deep sleep.
I really do hate people.
f2298ebe No.3692483
>>3692478she's a child. >3 I can be a kid if you really want that…
f2298ebe No.3692492
>>3692491i mean its not like I killed him, I'm not a murderer.
Its not like you have anything to lose.
f2298ebe No.3692497
>>3692496well the relatively short spanned mindests of younger generations is a problem, whats worse i how newer gens can get this kind of know how without things like the "temple of the screaming electron" or other mass examples of declassified military docs.
f2298ebe No.3692498
when I was a kid, black sites used to be hard to come by. Now there basically gone, unless kids know how to acess the dark web, I don't see how there getting their guides.
f2298ebe No.3692499
my mom was like "omg I think I dark webbed once" and I was like "if you don't know that you are on the dark web, you aren't on the dark web" and she was like "ok"
f2298ebe No.3692501
we do it all the time here with that furaffinity onion… Thats the dark web.
f2298ebe No.3692512
>>3692509aw, you think that just because I've been trained to be nice that I don't have a stinger
Good for you.
b894970f No.3692516
>>3692512it's funny dog thinks you'd beat me when that's irrelevant since I challenged you and you backed off, what an absolute pussy you are
baa2fe73 No.3692534
>>3692527I haven't eaten there in years though. Or any fast food really.
Review Bro tells me fastfood now can cost 9 dollars just for the sandwich!
I remember when you could get a sandwich for a dollar from the dollar menu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsm_sUtdI ba331bf2 No.3692753
>>3692534Who IS that horrible little man ?
He looks like a cross between a botched tranny job and a chihuahua !
