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4fcfb41e No.3692351

If you haven't heard of Nightvale or the Black tapes. Don't look them up

You'll just disappear for months.

Do not check out this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujksjzqrhys

or http://theblacktapespodcast.com/

4fcfb41e No.3692352

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You have been warned, do not check out those links.

1fd10655 No.3692353

accept my friend invite on discord. also where the fuck is the RSS feed for that black tapes podcast?

4fcfb41e No.3692364

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Lol, Cronix liked my knives. I have really fancy knives, you have no idea.

a1505edd No.3692366

So you have specialized knives, a military background, a preference for weird revolvers, and a hatred for humanity.

Are you sure yo aren't a serial killer or hit man?

4fcfb41e No.3692367

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4fcfb41e No.3692368

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I mean I do have black outs of my memory, but hardly enough to carry out a hit job.

4fcfb41e No.3692369

File: 1677568891871.png (2.09 MB, 1228x1312, 1669059962540.png)

I mean, I have fancy domascus steel knives that ring like bells if you flick them. But I can't even look at a horror movie where someone is getting cut, I can't even gut a fish without throwing up.

I'm hardly a serial killer. At worst I mass murder spiders in my basement.

Look at me, I'm a cool innocent looking guy.

a1505edd No.3692370

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You look like a batman villain

Holy shit are you trying to impress death or something?

24b4e28f No.3692371

this shit is celeb + incel all the way

f2298ebe No.3692416

File: 1677606540901.jpg (74.41 KB, 780x438, intro-1649181520.jpg)

tbh I'm not an incel, I just don't care for sex. There are plenty of bars around here famous for loose women, and I'm not an unattractive guy if I try.

I just don't really care for sex. Sex is just an afterthought of of a relationship, I'm kind of a billion pillows and floofy covers cuddle slut.

f2298ebe No.3692417

File: 1677606895673.png (635.87 KB, 833x1000, Asriel.Dreemurr.full.25465….png)

I call it temporary excellence, and it would work awesomely in a bar. I can turn on lie mode and be the most fanstasic person you've ever met, for a while. I can't hold up the act, depending on how deep a fake I want to play it can last for anywhere from 15 minutes to a day.

After that I need to recharge.

I'm not a sociopath, I have emotions and honestly want to help and not hurt people, but I have mastered a few of their traits.

Maintaining a relationship would be a problem though. Its why I like DK, he's just as fucked in the head as I am, and apparently like me, still holds on to a few shards of sanity.

f2298ebe No.3692418

File: 1677607090632.gif (130.01 KB, 256x192, 1669791772743-4.gif)

Its not really that hard to believe, I've got looks, money, fancy cars, a house, a handsome dog. It doesn't take to many tweaks to shape reality to make me a great person for a drunk girl/guy/trans to sleep with for a night.

It worked on fancy and unell. Sure they ran in terror when my real personality came out, but doesn't mean I didn't bang them.

f2298ebe No.3692419

File: 1677607254403.jpg (80.56 KB, 500x500, avatars-000231186117-t1f46….jpg)

seriously, I didn't even try with fancy, it just happened. Unell was pissed I fucked her and not him. He set up the pins, and I knocked them down.

With Unell, we literally met because I said I was going to rape him, then he was surprised that our sex made him running terrified back to canada. Thats not even me being mean, that's just fulfilling a promise.

baa2fe73 No.3692420

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wtf is wrong with you, telling someone you'll rape them is fucked up.

f2298ebe No.3692421

File: 1677607914668.jpeg (84.4 KB, 834x1026, 1 MRgIozj1WLBlrssLlE1ZNw.jpeg)

The only girl who really got away from me was just using me to get to my brother.

They dated, lived together, ect. Then she got pregnant, tried to hold it over him to get marries, and miscarraged. According to him they always used a condom and she tried to impregnate herself with a used one.

After they broke up, I put her up in one of my spare rooms, and she tried hitting on me, but I don't care for my brother's sloppy seconds. She had her chance.

For a generation that mainly live in one bedroom studio apartments (at least in this area), a guy who lives in an arguable mansion has pretty high sex appeal.

I just have certain standards on who can even walk through the door, let alone into my bedroom.

f2298ebe No.3692424

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it was just for like 2 weeks before the women's home had a bed for her, it was awkward, but I'm a silent person who keeps to myself, so we didn't really interact much.

f2298ebe No.3692425

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well to be clear, he said you can't rape the willing.

I proved him wrong.

f2298ebe No.3692427

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as a person who has a history of being sex trafficked, I know exactly how to pull mental strings to break a person.

Unell thought I was kidding, until I found out his phobias. He said he liked fear sex, I just took it a little too far.

f2298ebe No.3692428

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Plus he made the unfortunate misake of getting a previously completely sober Steam drunk on 150.

Probably not the best decision he'd made in his life. Up untill then we'd been dating for like 3 years, and every time we met we'd get snow globes with us hugging in on picture with the ticket on the back side.

After that. I fucked fancy, drove him ito madness and his parents had him committed, randomly built a prison for myself, and now I'm sitting in the center of it so I don't hurt anyone, and who knows what he's doing. Probably nothing productive.

baa2fe73 No.3692429


Thats not something to brag about. Its even more fucked up.

f2298ebe No.3692430

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Lulz is really the only social outlet I have.

f2298ebe No.3692431

You really have deviated from your old self, the old you would have found that hilarious. Or at least entertaining.

f2298ebe No.3692432

File: 1677609159614.gif (407.48 KB, 480x269, Ae09rnG.gif)

and to be honest, I didn't technically rape him, I just terrified him. I kind of threatened to lobotomize him in his sleep…

Probably a party foul on me…

But no one is perfect right?

baa2fe73 No.3692433

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You have to be bullshitting. No one is this evil.

f2298ebe No.3692435

he saw me taxidermy animals, and remove brains so it was probably a real threat.

I keep saying that just because I CAN do something, doesn't mean I will.

a1505edd No.3692439

He did do that, and Unell was terrified.

baa2fe73 No.3692440


Anyone would be. A lobotomy is one of the must inhumane things in human history.

And a monster used to push them for profits.

f2298ebe No.3692441

My grandpa used to do them.

He showed me how to when he was showing me how to do taxadermy.

Its a 25 degree angle up the nose and a quarter rotation. Simple enough.

But like I said just because I can do something dosent mean I will.

f2298ebe No.3692442

Its no worse than neutering an aggressive dog.

They're still alive, and can live their lives, they just don't have the capacity to resist anymore, or follow up on aggressive tendencies.

f2298ebe No.3692443

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I threatened unell with it after he bit my thumb to bleeding during a friendly wrestling match.

I'm all for dirty games. I tried pulling the shirt over my friend's head (state champ 3 times), but he used his feet and still beat me cause he's a douche belt.

Unell tried to bite my finger off, and I was drunk off his hard liquor and went a little bit harder than I should have…

and accidentally caused him life long mental scars. I might have accidentally thrown him across the room too..

f2298ebe No.3692444

Then I kind of dragged his body back to my apartment.

My friends made sure he was ok, but yeah, I was being a little brutal.

f2298ebe No.3692446

Then when he woke up he grabbed my neck, I grabbed his and made the threat and he started hyperventilating and passed out.

f2298ebe No.3692447

next day when he woke up I sent him back on an airplane with my own money and sent him back home. First Class.

Cause I'm a nice guy.

baa2fe73 No.3692449

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I'll never understand violent men. When men could just hug and UwU.

His stress is best relieved by sucking him off and letting his cum cover your hair and face. Or letting him gently bite your neck, without breaking the skin.

f2298ebe No.3692451

I'm not violent normally, I have two distinct personalities.

I love and want to help everyone when I'm me. I research ways to help and fix people, and how to manipulate them (helpfully) to be better versions of themselves.

The other me wants to destroy and debilitate everything. There is no other explanation for it, he is just evil.

baa2fe73 No.3692452

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If a man is breaking my nails, he's a brute. And while having your long hair pulled can be fun. I'm not looking to go bald like those black women that weave their hair so tight it eventually cause baldness.

I take pride in having genes that mean I won't go bald. Many men aren't so lucky.

Its just a shame I'm not as rich as Benjy who gets all his body hair lazored off on the regular.

Body hair really is the worst possible thing. Shaving it all off is super time consuming.

f2298ebe No.3692454

I'll never understand violent men, both my personalities pretty much agree.

Like I got stabbed in the eye after some rich fuckwad poked me in the eye because he saw "austin powers" and there was this one guy with a sick that poked the "mole" who had a mole saying "molley olly olly" and he did that to me, cause I have a mole.

I punched him, chased him down the stairs and then was about to punch him but then he started crying.

That was it, there was no point in perusing the fight after that. The fight was won, he broke, game over.

Then I almost got put into "special ed" because I almost beat up a lawyer's son.

Fuck me its like no matter what I do, who I show mercy on, or whatever, I'm always the bad guy.

baa2fe73 No.3692455

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I just like to hug my boy like he's a big cute rabbit. Like the super cute white bunny I used to have.

That was scared of everyone but me. And would panic if anyone else was around. And people would embaress me by saying "Look how much it loves you."

I still haven't gotten over it dying all these years later. I always have a hard problem of being clingy and loyal to people and animals once I love them.

Putting my hand on my man's heart to see he's still healthy helps calm me down, as if I was a woman.

I am the most mean, selfish, and cruel person you could ever imagine.

f2298ebe No.3692456

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I don't really have body hair. But I'll shave yours

Then I'll trim your mustache to be extra cute <3

f2298ebe No.3692457

File: 1677612418262.jpg (47.56 KB, 458x553, 74c6c0ea5eed36d8f5d3b5332e….jpg)

and I double promise not to lobotomize you!

Double pinky swear.

baa2fe73 No.3692459

File: 1677612615816.jpg (63.12 KB, 500x828, 77667776.jpg)

Steam is so hopeless. He probably doesn't even like the smell of guy's underwear. Full of a guys scent from his balls.

The musky, musky, scent.

f2298ebe No.3692461

File: 1677612733124.gif (508.82 KB, 1700x1417, a02f7b0497b2164e41c7420538….gif)

v_v I can't smell anything, or taste anything. You are correct.

f2298ebe No.3692462

File: 1677612874397.jpg (165.35 KB, 829x1280, 1655578134.darkgem_syberve….jpg)

I only respect personality. Its emotions, behaviors, skills, and manurisms I respect.

Not exactly things women focus on.

baa2fe73 No.3692463

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Sucks to be you. Scent is very important in relationships. Its very primal.


f2298ebe No.3692464

I want someone who is deep in emotions, but at the same time distant..

f2298ebe No.3692466

you have a confidence of violence about you

baa2fe73 No.3692467

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I think you'll never get the chance to ever touch me. And if you did it would not be by my will.

f2298ebe No.3692468

baa2fe73 No.3692469

File: 1677614031476.jpg (59.53 KB, 500x710, Not.jpg)


Inside every human is a wildness, an untamed, a survivor. Specially inside men.

Same as inside every dog, no matter how small is a wolf.

And just because I can let the violence consume me and bask in the darkness and burning of the energy of hell. Doesn't mean it can move my hand to strike when I don't want to strike another.

f2298ebe No.3692470

do me a favor, tell me what I am.

f2298ebe No.3692471

I'll do the opposite and tell you what you are.

f2298ebe No.3692472

just one extra question. do you have a pet?

f2298ebe No.3692473

I have a german shepherd to equal the grounds

baa2fe73 No.3692474

File: 1677614513934.jpg (70.44 KB, 500x917, 76767655.jpg)

The funny part is when your out among people. And you see countless others aalso controlling the storm inside themselves.

Emotions, hormones, unrealistic wants and needs, first world manipulations and propaganda.

It can be intoxicating to bask in the energy of everyone in big groups.

Sometimes its great just to go where people are and listen. And forget all about yourself.

f2298ebe No.3692475

please tell me you have a sister I can seduce?

baa2fe73 No.3692476

I do have an awful habit. Of zoning out in my imagination of a good world where theres no bad people in it.

But luckily my brain snaps me out of it before I get lost thinking everything and everyone is kind and nice. And that everyone can be trusted.

You can't live your life drunk on god's energy. Even if serving others is one's purpose.

One must keep the facade up, of being mean and evil. One must keep sharp and educating yourself.

baa2fe73 No.3692478

File: 1677615425267.jpg (68.78 KB, 500x755, 776767666.jpg)

Anyways back to reality. I can't stay in a state of being perpetually happy. That just lets me be taken advantage of.


Thats creepy. She's a child.

f2298ebe No.3692482

you and I have a similar coping mechanism.

I like to pretend that I'm alone on an orbiting space station, revived after 10k years of deep sleep.

I really do hate people.

f2298ebe No.3692483

she's a child. >3 I can be a kid if you really want that…

baa2fe73 No.3692484

File: 1677616388726.jpg (57.14 KB, 500x707, 65656456.jpg)

You know I still don't know how most people are so brave. I don't even drive a car. Because a car is like a metal missile. Its the easiest way possible to accidently become a murderer.

Theres a lot of bad in the world, but if 15 minute cities mean I never have to drive and thus never have to risk hurting someone. Thats divine.

People are so cool, and tough, and brave. And they never stop amazing you. Every day, they are just so amazing.

Its 100% the most addicting thing in life for me to talk to people. They're just so amazing and fun.

I can't imagine why anyone would want to hurt someone, thats the most extreme sadness and hurts me in my heart as someone that's felt loss. I can easily imagine it as losing someone I loved.

f2298ebe No.3692485

File: 1677616496388.jpg (105.66 KB, 466x600, steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.jpg)

Its ok, your insecurities are actually pretty based in reality compared to most people

baa2fe73 No.3692486


Thats gross.

f2298ebe No.3692488

File: 1677616762921.png (618.26 KB, 520x770, LuciferMorningStar.png)

There are so may topics we can explore that most people just "meh" at.

baa2fe73 No.3692490

File: 1677616869641.jpg (85.64 KB, 551x499, 555454545.jpg)

I don't need to discus anything. This amount of talking about myself has already started boring me. I know everything about myself, so talking about myself more is boring.

f2298ebe No.3692491

File: 1677616922888.jpg (62.14 KB, 500x500, artworks-5szcwuY4bC0CS1BI-….jpg)

tbh sure I scared off unell, but you're a bit more secure than him right?

f2298ebe No.3692492

File: 1677617021952.jpg (54.3 KB, 500x500, artworks-Z0mm7tmyE1zmTZzC-….jpg)

i mean its not like I killed him, I'm not a murderer.

Its not like you have anything to lose.

baa2fe73 No.3692495

File: 1677617600936.jpg (71.37 KB, 500x625, 7575675623.jpg)

Whats interesting is how the government turned a nice genius man into the Unabomber.

And all the other methods one learns of to twist people into corruptions of themselves.

baa2fe73 No.3692496

File: 1677617945107.jpg (99.36 KB, 500x763, 45466533.jpg)

Most recently TikTok brain is pretty fascinating how it obliterating people's attention spans.

Manipulation is always fun. But moreso when people don't realize the manipulation or more so will willingly fight to keep it.

Will people that don't use tiktok/youtube shorts be the smart ones of tomorrow? Who knows.

f2298ebe No.3692497

well the relatively short spanned mindests of younger generations is a problem, whats worse i how newer gens can get this kind of know how without things like the "temple of the screaming electron" or other mass examples of declassified military docs.

f2298ebe No.3692498

when I was a kid, black sites used to be hard to come by. Now there basically gone, unless kids know how to acess the dark web, I don't see how there getting their guides.

f2298ebe No.3692499

my mom was like "omg I think I dark webbed once" and I was like "if you don't know that you are on the dark web, you aren't on the dark web" and she was like "ok"

f2298ebe No.3692501

we do it all the time here with that furaffinity onion… Thats the dark web.

baa2fe73 No.3692502

File: 1677619717337.png (668.01 KB, 711x710, 823.png)

The dark web is just websites that aren't indexed by search engines.

b894970f No.3692503

>making up a story that isn't real because I knew the person who told the real one

baa2fe73 No.3692509

File: 1677621327129.jpg (80.63 KB, 500x708, 6666633.jpg)

Being nice is fine. As long as you can be mean when you need to be.

Because if you've taught yourself only to be civil and non-violent you've caged yourself. Put the slave collar on your own neck. And all that jazz.

I'm as mean as they come. I certainly didn't completely declaw myself.

f2298ebe No.3692512

File: 1677623107556.jpg (167.34 KB, 878x642, Asian-giant-hornet-vespa-m….jpg)

aw, you think that just because I've been trained to be nice that I don't have a stinger

Good for you.

b894970f No.3692516

it's funny dog thinks you'd beat me when that's irrelevant since I challenged you and you backed off, what an absolute pussy you are

58f62b65 No.3692527

File: 1677633566019.jpg (296.74 KB, 940x2048, burger-king-mascot-940x204….jpg)

Renames DK to BK.

baa2fe73 No.3692534

File: 1677635233157.png (1.37 MB, 1603x936, Fuck_yeah_eat_food.png)


I haven't eaten there in years though. Or any fast food really.

Review Bro tells me fastfood now can cost 9 dollars just for the sandwich!

I remember when you could get a sandwich for a dollar from the dollar menu.


c31d5198 No.3692539

File: 1677637428879.jpg (47.35 KB, 400x512, bitches.jpg)


b75e40db No.3692551

File: 1677645467803.jpg (9.54 KB, 220x229, gky.jpg)

ba331bf2 No.3692753


Who IS that horrible little man ?

He looks like a cross between a botched tranny job and a chihuahua !

ef8a6d52 No.3692755

File: 1677711549433.jpg (81.79 KB, 800x450, reviewbrah.jpg)


2 months ago this sandwich almost killed him. Gave him awful food poison


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