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65c9601c No.3708773[Last 50 Posts]

We are hungry feed us!

14362d3f No.3708801

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when I cook burgers, they're basically double burgers. Not quite big enough to break your jaw, I aim for that key point where your mouth is comfortably extended and you can take a bite all the way though the burger.

It seems like most restaurants want to either be so small a hamster can nibble it in a bite, or so big that you need to be a snake to eat it.

Also kudos for the one that put the lettuce on the bottom, it creates a barrier to stop the thing from getting soggy.

147dfd12 No.3708808

Do you have one of those George Forman burger grills?

14362d3f No.3708815

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No but I do have this, and its much better… at everything. I don't even know why I have a stove anymore.


f1ed1457 No.3709420

Would you eat a pee popsicle?

9db21139 No.3709805

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de24b066 No.3714658

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9db21139 No.3714888

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This guy makes pretty good videos. Here he explains how certain foods became popular in America:


Btw, gold leaf is the most pretentious ingredient used in food and liquor. Not really an ingredient but a garnish.

9177997a No.3715047

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f79c1803 No.3715059

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I really like hot, spicy food.

987d1257 No.3715070

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A sandwich for negros?

31163cbe No.3716013

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SEPT. 18

11e9d005 No.3716026

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9177997a No.3716699

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8189d6de No.3716707


The Bigi am racist and not very bright. Two all bullshit patties, full of crack, shiftless welfare parasites, killing n robbing, on a sesame seed bun!

Or the Mci am racist and not very bright, same as above because the useless fucks have no creative imaginations.

8189d6de No.3716708


Still getting tripped up by the auto-censor. The BigNiggger and the McNiggger.

c87d8ed9 No.3717951


Water 180ml
Active dry yeast 3g/1tsp
White sugar 10g/2tsp
Flour 300g/2cups
Salt 5g/1tsp
Olive oil 15g/1tbsp

c87d8ed9 No.3720226

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57af563c No.3720228

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Thinking about picking up some carne asada fries.

Fuck Canadians and their shitty fries and gravy they won't shut up about.

3e4d4a8b No.3720256

That, minus the fries, plus nachos, and replace the onions with shallots.

3ade1ab8 No.3720266

White people use simple recipes and quality ingredients that allow the taste of our high quality food to come through.

Mexicans mask their shitty food with an assault on the senses of peppers and lime.

I'm sorry you got shitty poutine made by third worlders with third world ingredients.

c87d8ed9 No.3720271

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3e4d4a8b No.3720272

prunes and raisins are all just carry ons of a main dish.

We invented Metamucil for a reason, drink it, poop, and let all the 1950's old people casseroles where they belong. In the graves of the people who made them.

c87d8ed9 No.3720519

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c87d8ed9 No.3720874

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3e4d4a8b No.3721015

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that bunny wants to make you a slamwich, full of meat and special sauce. Spoiler, its hollandaise.

c87d8ed9 No.3721513

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Lab Meat. The $1 Trillion Ugly Truth

6d12862c No.3722009

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I noticed these suddenly appearing in stores in my area.
Is this a FURRY thing?
To get kids attracted to Furries?
Have you tried them?
How do they taste?
Which is the best one?

3ab74786 No.3722011

they taste like project food ofc

c87d8ed9 No.3722031

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ae8a7ea2 No.3722100

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2bcbf59b No.3722149

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Is that shit any good? I just noticed it at the store today but all they had was "fiesta size" so no thanks.

3e4d4a8b No.3722152

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its not, its like shit bugles. You can't even make finger claws out of them… not like I could since I was like 9 years old…

but you get my point.

3e4d4a8b No.3722154

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also we need to make a petition page for bugles that adults can use for finger claws.

Pepsi brought back the shit that was crystal, they can make big ass finger claws. They would be awesome at drunken parties.

38a3c249 No.3722156

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If you like spicy they're pretty good. I like this variety which is a bit milder.

3e4d4a8b No.3722159

sweet negates spicy, so they are probably decently spiced up.

29634efd No.3722171

Mayo has improved life of the entire delicatessen

c87d8ed9 No.3723542

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c87d8ed9 No.3724706

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c87d8ed9 No.3724707

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Where did cherries originate from? Sweet cherries originated in Anatolia, also known as Asia Minor, which is a large peninsula in Western Asia. They were found in the fertile areas between the Black and Caspian seas and were likely brought to Europe by birds.

c87d8ed9 No.3724756

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c87d8ed9 No.3724768

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Combined and mixed spiciness and sweetness combo?
What would it taste like?

6d12862c No.3724776

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I need the recipe for this noodle soup.

f593cb5e No.3724830

Damn, great one.

c87d8ed9 No.3725218

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How truffle spore grows under a microscope?

The growth of truffle spores under a microscope can be observed using a technique called micropropagation. This process involves cultivating truffles in a laboratory setting.

To begin, a small sample of truffle tissue is taken and sterilized to remove any contaminants. The tissue is then placed on a sterile growth medium containing nutrients necessary for growth. The growth medium may consist of a combination of agar, sugars, minerals, and vitamins.

Under the microscope, tiny truffle spores are visible as small, round structures. These spores have a distinctive shape and size, and they typically range in diameter from 10 to 50 micrometers.

Over time, the spores germinate and begin to develop into mycelium, which is the vegetative part of the truffle fungus. Mycelium can be observed as a network of branching, thread-like structures extending from the germinating spores. These structures serve as the essential framework for truffle growth and eventually give rise to the characteristic truffle fruiting bodies underground.

As the mycelium grows, it may form symbiotic associations with the roots of certain trees, such as oak, hazel, or pine. This association is crucial for the truffle's survival and growth, as it enables the fungus to extract nutrients from the tree and the tree to receive certain beneficial compounds from the truffle in return.

Observing the growth of truffle spores under a microscope allows scientists and truffle cultivators to study and understand the developmental processes involved in truffle formation, which can help improve cultivation techniques and enhance truffle production.

4485396e No.3727586

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What are the ingredients to make the best pizza "the works"?

The ingredients to make the best pizza "the works" can vary depending on personal preference and regional variations. However, the following ingredients are often included in a pizza "the works":

1. Pizza dough: Usually made with flour, water, yeast, salt, and olive oil.
2. Tomato sauce: Made with tomatoes, garlic, herbs, and seasonings.
3. Mozzarella cheese: A classic choice for pizza, known for its melty and gooey texture.
4. Pepperoni: Thinly sliced and spicy cured pork sausage.
5. Italian sausage: Ground pork sausage, seasoned with fennel, garlic, and other spices.
6. Bacon: Crispy bacon strips, chopped or crumbled.
7. Mushrooms: Sliced mushrooms, commonly white or cremini.
8. Onions: Sweet or red onions, thinly sliced.
9. Bell peppers: Diced green, red, or yellow peppers for added crunch and flavor.
10. Black olives: Pitted olives, sliced or whole.
11. Green olives: Pitted olives, sliced or whole.
12. Jalapeños: Sliced jalapeño peppers for some heat.
13. Pineapple: Diced or sliced pineapple, for those who enjoy a touch of sweetness.
14. Tomatoes: Sliced tomatoes or cherry tomatoes.
15. Fresh basil: Torn or chopped basil leaves for a fresh herbaceous flavor.
16. Oregano: Dried or fresh oregano leaves for additional herbal notes.
17. Garlic: Minced or sliced garlic, for extra flavor.
18. Parmesan cheese: Grated or shredded Parmesan cheese, to sprinkle on top.
19. Olive oil: For brushing the crust and adding richness to the pizza.

Keep in mind that these are the common ingredients, but you can always customize or adjust according to your preferences!

9da3a824 No.3731603

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Is there a machine that could dehydrate the whole banana fruit into chips to prevent fungus growth?

Yes, there are machines specifically designed for dehydrating fruits, including bananas, into chips. These machines are known as food dehydrators. Food dehydrators work by removing the moisture content from fruits, vegetables, and other foods to prevent spoilage and inhibit the growth of bacteria and fungus. By dehydrating the banana fruit into chips, you can extend its shelf life and reduce the risk of fungus growth.

de004410 No.3731623

Dehydrating machines work by first freezing the food and then putting it under vacuum to sublimate the water straight into vapor without going through a liquid phase first. This keeps the food from "boiling" or shrinking, which would change its structure.

But since the freezing process makes ice crystals that break cellular structures, and the evaporation leaves the material in a light porous state, what happens instead is that your banana chips become brittle and turn into dust.

a3ff7779 No.3731663


What you're describing is freeze drying. Dehydrators work by circulating hot air to dry out the fluids of whatever you put in them.

9da3a824 No.3731742

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de004410 No.3731753

That's just a convection oven. That would cook the fruit instead of just drying it.

99ba68df No.3731759

I have one of those, from maytag, and it is extremely hard to figure out wtf is going on in there.

I basically only use it for toasting sandwiches, everything else is just sus as shit

676ad796 No.3731760

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How do you morons not understand the difference between a dehydrator and a freeze dryer? There's a significant difference in price.

99ba68df No.3731761

seriously you'd think those super expensive microwave/convection ovens would be easy to use. You'd be wrong.

99ba68df No.3731762

they look the same, thats enough for most people.

9da3a824 No.3731777

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Beef Jerky - Dehydrated
Straberries - Freeze dried

9da3a824 No.3731778

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9da3a824 No.3731779

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Dehydrated bananas has plastic feel between your teeth compared to freeze dry has the crispy texture that melts into your mouth.

de004410 No.3731782

A "dehydrator" as described is just a fancy convection oven. It does cook the food.

A proper dehydrator does not cook the food. The difference between freeze drying and "dehydrating" it is simply whether you freeze the food first before you put it under vacuum.

71ea6e88 No.3731787

Shut up, you fucking moron. You didn't even know what a dehydrator was until >>3731663
told you.

2f2db22e No.3731858

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Steam wrote:
> I basically only use it for toasting sandwiches, everything else is just sus as shit
Fuck, you could do that with a simple toaster oven.

de004410 No.3731894

He didn't. He described a convection oven.

A convection oven can be used for dehydrating food, but it's not the definition of a dehydrator.

A dehydrator can use heat vacuum, or just dry air flow. One method is to put the food into a container with a bowl of sodium hydroxide powder, which is a desiccant and will pull moisture out of the container until it's dry as bone.

9da3a824 No.3731895

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5e789c47 No.3731950

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5e789c47 No.3731951

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99ba68df No.3731965

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You have various levels of power, Im at the point where I just say fuck you.

123a58db No.3731969

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Steam wrote:
> …Im at the point where I just say fuck you.
That's nice.

99ba68df No.3731986

stop stalking me you creeper

06f4d1d2 No.3732050


When it burns as badly coming out as it did going down, that's-a one-a spicey-a meat-a ball!

9da3a824 No.3732143

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9da3a824 No.3732467

File: 1708117158702.jpg (1.28 MB, 2560x1505, 1708105463988.jpg)

Vanilla Is The 2nd Most Expensive Spice. So Why Do Madagascar's Farmers Live In Poverty?

52c29458 No.3732492

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A bundle of sticks makes a faggot. So if you tie some twine around a bunch of vanilla beans you get a nig­ger faggot.

8782fd2b No.3732590

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Pizza sounds good.

8782fd2b No.3732591

File: 1708219251906.jpg (329.25 KB, 2048x2048, pizza_02.jpg)

OMG so soon?

8782fd2b No.3732592

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He's kind of hot and I look terrible.

8782fd2b No.3732593

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8782fd2b No.3732594

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6d12862c No.3733442

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a16d8298 No.3733569

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3a453915 No.3733653

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9db21139 No.3733675

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Mmm, frozen fish.

b7e88c12 No.3733721

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9db21139 No.3733872

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fb88dfd4 No.3733875

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99ba68df No.3733877

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assburger girls are pretty awesome.

f21db440 No.3734025

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9db21139 No.3734374

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9db21139 No.3736101

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Give us this day our daily eggs.

678f9385 No.3736151

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64379955 No.3738084


What? There's nothing holding this cookie together, all you're gonna get is goopy banana slop with shit in it. You'll need to add some flower or eggs as a binder.

ea508f0e No.3738087

Brainlets who can barely manage pouring cereal and milk into a bowl type their brainfarts into ChatGPT and then regurgitate the results here. If they knew cooking basics, they wouldn't be asking an AI.

f39f288d No.3738123

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9db21139 No.3738137

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9db21139 No.3738171

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You all think I'm a monster from what I posted in the last food thread. I'm cursed with familial anemia. I become a ghost if I go too long without red meat. Not only does my energy drain out and I become grumpier, but I even start resembling a ghost. The color drains from my skin.

My mom and sister have both taken iron pills, but as far as I know, they stopped taking them. My sister's iron level was especially low due to pregnancy with triplets, and she needed transfusions. It's always the same story when I get blood work: low hemoglobin, low red cell count. But I don't want iron pills because I'm told they cause constipation.

No, nature's telling me what I must do; I just have to keep doing it. It's been said that our bodies are temples. Well, the temple of tms demands blood sacrifice. Kudos to vegans and vegetarians who can manage without meat. I'll refrain from posting pics of my food now on.

c1d26bd7 No.3738173

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Back in the day, they called that a jailbreak in my community. Macaroni, with Spam… or whatever meat you had around that was about to expire.

usually mixed with a bag of broccoli. Because you can't get kids to eat their fucking vegitables.

c1d26bd7 No.3738178

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they love their protein though.

2a1ebc94 No.3738179

File: 1713716549067.jpg (136.04 KB, 800x800, Death.jpg)

>You all think I'm a monster from what I posted in the last food thread.
"You all"?
"Think I'm a monster"?
What in the hell are you even talking about?
Nobody visits this place anymore.
Nobody invests themselves enough to genuinely care about a poster or what they do or think - they're all dead inside already.
As if this cesspit has caring vegfags… maybe 15 years ago.
As if what the audience here thinks actually matters.
You're supposed to be a christfag, can't you see this place is a viper's cage/prison?
Why are you feeding it?


Once you're done rinsing your balls, check out my posts in the polshit thread, would you.
Doggie bed tiem nao… Until next time.

(Pic related, there's food in it and the kid's hungry but not getting any nourishment from his surroundings.)

c1d26bd7 No.3738180

I have reverse anemia. My favorite foods, spinache, brocoli ect, full of iron.

I can't eat them anymore. Without a spleen, the red blood cells just build up, and most of them are dead because I can't filter them out.

c1d26bd7 No.3738183

kind of ironic that I'm only attracted to some of the healthiest foods, but they are literally toxic to me. So I'm forced to eat garbage foods that I find personally disgusting.

2a1ebc94 No.3738185

File: 1713717565045.jpg (181.29 KB, 899x1200, Genderswapped_Drunken_Stea….jpg)

I take it that drinking hard liquor's still okay for people without a spleen then… as long as it's not drunk with broccoli.
Good to know.

c1d26bd7 No.3738189

File: 1713718523337.jpg (42.22 KB, 1200x630, the-crawling-spleen-thumb-….jpg)

its not great, but the spleen doesn't have much to do with alcohol processing.

If you recognize this image, you win a prize.

9db21139 No.3738191

File: 1713722293953.jpg (81.33 KB, 1200x676, Angry-Beavers.jpg)

In the last thread I posted pics of my food, which consists of disturbing quantities of red meat. I think I inadvertently freaked some people out. They told me it was undercooked, but that's how I like it. I just want everyone to chill out. I eat canned oysters, so fewer animals get hurt.

Do I win a lickety split?

9db21139 No.3738199

File: 1713726447496.png (860.99 KB, 1167x917, 1687291562.shinigamigirl_p….png)

In my family growing up, we always fed the dogs first. Ostensibly so they wouldn't bother us while we were eating. But anyone who knows the first thing about dogs realizes why this strategy fails. Dogs are bottomless pits when it comes to food. We loved our dogs as family, so they always got our human food for dessert too.

e0acec97 No.3738201

> I eat canned oysters, so fewer animals get hurt
I don't think so. More animals fit into a can of oysters than in a can of beef, or of ham.

c1d26bd7 No.3738210

if you can find my freezer, you win a rocketpop.

9db21139 No.3738212

File: 1713734121221.jpg (92.6 KB, 760x760, SNPKN_HemeIron_Graphic2-76….jpg)

Oysters have a very rudimentary nervous system and don't experience pain. Guilt-free heme iron.

I don't eat sugar. Thanks anyway.

c1d26bd7 No.3738218

File: 1713737720421.png (3.73 MB, 1774x2078, 1712528941152-1.png)

I don't eat sugar either, I just keep some snacks around for other people.

c1d26bd7 No.3738219

File: 1713737959862.png (1.85 MB, 1200x900, ouran_host_club_anime_scre….png)

Its like me keeping beer in stock, despite being allergic to hops. Thus the vodka.

I like to be a nice host, so even if I don't enjoy something. I keep it on hand if other people seem to enjoy it.

Not that I ever have visitors.

c1d26bd7 No.3738220

File: 1713738273062.jpg (18.57 KB, 474x267, rhGn2.jpg)

8a15f72b No.3738228

Try not drinking. Maybe you'll be able to act normal.

c1d26bd7 No.3738229

its a local thing, I have an enormously long record of doing heinous things in my area. None of which are true. If even 1% of them were, I'd have served a significant jail sentence.

I get along just fine when I'm out of my area.

I mainly drink because I have to avoid the townsfolk, and it is incredibly boring being sober. If I go outside before nightfall, I usually get arrested immidately.

c1d26bd7 No.3738230

its pretty much common knowledge that I'm behind just about any crime that happens in my town. The common knowledge is incorrect, but as long as I stay locked in my house, I avoid harassment.

c1d26bd7 No.3738231

hell, I don't even take my dog out for a walk without wearing a body cam.

c327e133 No.3738233

File: 1713756121345.png (420.77 KB, 761x588, Screenshot 2024-04-21 at 2….png)

c1d26bd7 No.3738236

File: 1713759530059.png (132.22 KB, 400x900, Mr._Katz.png)

can't say I've ever been before a mob of pichforks and torches, but its not far off.


c1d26bd7 No.3738237

File: 1713760599754.jpg (51.72 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

sometimes an endless sea of hateful glares are just as bad.

8104a384 No.3738374


your neurosis are slowly gaining the upper hand..Mkay…

Chill dude…Do pot. Try yoga. Plant a tree

a16d8298 No.3740049

File: 1715833505257.jpg (753.93 KB, 1200x1200, NC_CC007381-001-07-1200x12….jpg)


Teriyaki Burger Recipe - Japanese Cooking 101

The Perfect Crispy French Fries

88840d80 No.3740177

File: 1715983850343.jpg (1.43 MB, 4960x7015, bac4f16cb039f145d4f0bb8a29….jpg)

So is that a tamale he's storing away? I guess that's one way to keep your food warm.

9db21139 No.3740418

File: 1716348085053.jpg (280.22 KB, 1969x1257, fefzohm99sz91.jpg)

a16d8298 No.3740712

File: 1716601122989-0.jpg (65.19 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-….jpg)

File: 1716601122989-1.jpg (521.79 KB, 2560x1706, shutterstock_185765261-sca….jpg)

a16d8298 No.3740722

File: 1716611675175.jpg (99.15 KB, 1200x1200, Beef-stroganoff-with-rice-….jpg)

When making beef stroganoff from scratch, use hot italian pork sausages instead of ground beef.

a16d8298 No.3740824

File: 1716755664822-0.jpg (138.12 KB, 700x700, 10019-feature3-graphic.jpg)

File: 1716755664822-1.jpg (457.26 KB, 1024x1024, SAS-Natural-vs.-Man-Made-T….jpg)

File: 1716755664822-2.jpg (1.43 MB, 2048x2048, 182799018_3013017408931962….jpg)

1c619dda No.3740853

File: 1716777363476.jpg (45.56 KB, 510x765, Kitty_What.jpg)


I've never used ground beef for that. I've always used strips of steak.

5fd16687 No.3741902

File: 1717636113351.jpg (194.71 KB, 800x1200, 970bd9c7263cefc5b172236a2b….jpg)

55c6b261 No.3741926

AI makes weird apples.

a16d8298 No.3742001

File: 1717716492893.jpg (522.08 KB, 2377x2414, a7be2cc2d86442c172d9e9a2e2….jpg)

eat it whole!

4701dda8 No.3742024

File: 1717733459040.jpg (376.56 KB, 928x1280, Lisa_Iennaco__oatmeal.jpg)

9db21139 No.3742116

File: 1717812500864.jpg (1.3 MB, 2378x1549, 1717792315.elkir_eat.jpg)

9db21139 No.3742160

File: 1717856622138-0.jpg (2.31 MB, 4032x3024, 20240602_151542.jpg)

File: 1717856622138-1.jpg (1.94 MB, 4032x3024, 20240602_152000.jpg)

Visited my friend out of town last week and came across this food vendor. They just opened, but with a name like that…

4701dda8 No.3742198

File: 1717893113713-0.jpg (138.49 KB, 1280x1254, 92e86d87f0d1e2d8fa9b0035a5….jpg)

File: 1717893113713-1.jpg (141.41 KB, 1280x1254, 5f875397ef8a766ca1625556ab….jpg)

This is the proper way to advertise pizza.

81e9f418 No.3742215

File: 1717929675995-0.png (396.01 KB, 1000x875, 46bf3628be58769a491761b16b….png)

File: 1717929675995-1.jpg (122.22 KB, 824x618, 2021-05-12.jpg)

File: 1717929675995-2.jpg (128.21 KB, 824x464, 2022-12-04.jpg)

This is even better.
It is a real, actual place, in McDonaugh, Ga.
If you visit, wear something like cat ears, paw gloves, etc.
They will ask you if you are a Furry.
Say YES.
They will then ask if you want to see their "special" menu.
Say YES.

28362196 No.3743067

File: 1718528186429.jpg (507.24 KB, 2000x2500, 5079829_MrShin_cat-meme.jpg)

fbe0b861 No.3743079

But the wrong way to hold it.

9db21139 No.3743081

File: 1718547113026.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x1080, 1716165700.tangerinedragon….jpg)

c1d26bd7 No.3743110

inb4 she gently pushes the pancakes on the floor

c1d26bd7 No.3743158

File: 1718590252702.jpg (14.58 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

Also Fox's pizza den.

You can find these places around Kentucky, Ohio, and west virgina.

No idea why foxes and pizza keep being a thing.

c1d26bd7 No.3743161

File: 1718590743021.jpg (11.42 KB, 225x224, images (1).jpg)

They're usually on the outskirts, and only deliver to places that no other pizzarea bothers with.

Really great business model for incoming oil and gas sights.

c1d26bd7 No.3743163

File: 1718592741774.jpg (642.88 KB, 1000x654, foxsmtwashcoupons.jpg)

also not 100% certain, but is is very possible that Fox's Pizza Den is an SCP.

They have that super enthusiastic porn shop vibe, and I don't trust optimistic people. Also all their locations are usually just vacant lots. And all of their ads are weirdly unsettling.

37012a5c No.3743876

File: 1719132327432.jpg (75.48 KB, 765x583, doughnuts.jpg)

7a73dfc2 No.3743885

We used to have foxes pizza near a very big college town. They even had a fox fursuiter guy advertising from the road. Ot was pretty good pizza. It then turned into Sardis catering.

9db21139 No.3743920

File: 1719166655885-0.png (424.85 KB, 1280x1280, e2f2e01c403d33a6211552c4c5….png)

File: 1719166655885-1.png (309.14 KB, 1280x1280, ea0ff0a624cfe481bf7c47fcf6….png)

File: 1719166655885-2.png (401.11 KB, 1280x1280, ba9c2b54ffa1b8245216399b6f….png)

File: 1719166655885-3.png (381.15 KB, 1280x1280, 3176c56baf060ef8787ae76d91….png)

b0f8a65d No.3743953

And then they both died of liver failure from poisonous toadstools.

a16d8298 No.3743956

File: 1719197430307.png (26.63 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

*Both collapes on the table with thier faces planted in bowls*

9db21139 No.3744191

File: 1719369913690.jpg (182.6 KB, 768x512, 29souprex-mushroom-hmzp-ma….jpg)

Unlikely. Deer prince seems to know what he's doing. Notice how he cuts the stems with his knife instead of just ripping the mushrooms out of the ground. This is the proper harvesting technique as it preserves the mycelium, promoting new growth. Also, carrying harvested mushrooms in a basket helps disperse the spores.


9db21139 No.3744519

File: 1719613232625.jpg (265.82 KB, 642x667, 1209781188.strype_coopcake….jpg)

9db21139 No.3745823

File: 1720379594429.webm (3.63 MB, 720x1280, Will never get over this,….webm)

a3a4302e No.3745825

File: 1720380079637.jpeg (130.75 KB, 460x1280, photo_2024-07-07 11.37.34.jpeg)

a16d8298 No.3747602

File: 1721539212076-0.jpg (1.76 MB, 2400x2400, mac and cheese.jpg)

File: 1721539212076-1.jpg (1000.99 KB, 1080x1240, crispy bacon.jpg)

File: 1721539212076-2.jpg (1.05 MB, 1800x1500, bbq potato chips.jpg)

Mac cheese sweet peas and crispy bacon bits and a snack of BBQ potato banana chips.

9db21139 No.3747625

File: 1721566723023-0.jpeg (30.85 KB, 500x500, cherry_hint_water.jpeg)

File: 1721566723023-1.jpeg (89.65 KB, 1200x1200, How-to-Make-Lime-Juice-Sq….jpeg)

I usually drink just plain water. But sometimes I'll get fancy and mix lime juice into cherry hint water. Reminds me of the cherry limeades Sonic sells, just without the syrupy sweetness. So better.

a3a4302e No.3747677

root beer and coffee

hot coffee caramelizes the root beer and ices the coffee, half n half tastes like coffee/cream with a rooter float, add caluha and it masks the smell of alcohol so you can get wasted at board meetings or while driving your car into a crowd of furry retards

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