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bb1bb599 No.3710342

>tfw you never grew up in the United States
>tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend
>tfw you never played fetch with your dog in the backyard
>tfw you never rode the yellow school bus
>tfw you never went camping and hunting and fishing in the woods
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode in the attractions all day
>tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world
I wish I were American. God bless America.

abd08c60 No.3710346

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>>3710342

America stuff, eh?

Let me see….

3fb14749 No.3710355

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>>3710342
>live in America
>did only a fraction of this
>as an adult everything is fucking obnoxious

86ba1b96 No.3710361

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Which state is the best or worse in living standards?
source but we need more to combined the whole intel data.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_the_United_States

86ba1b96 No.3710362

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86ba1b96 No.3710363

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86ba1b96 No.3710364

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4e4415ed No.3710377


>>3710364
I can't read this map. Is too confusing.

fd374a8d No.3710378

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Oh hey, I've felt all those things except a Disney vacation.

I was lucky enough to grow up in the upper middle class with good parents.

4e4415ed No.3710380

>>3710378
Why you didn't go for a Disney vacation?

fd374a8d No.3710381

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>>3710380

Never really showed any interest in it.

4e4415ed No.3710382

>>3710381
I wish you had gone. I'm sure that as a kid you enjoy Disney rides way more than you enjoy them as an adult.

fd374a8d No.3710383

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>>3710382

I did go to Six Flags for my 8th grade graduation trip. So I have been on rides and such as a kid. They let us roam the park freely, which I feel just wouldn't happen these days.

b4eb6523 No.3710424

>>3710383
That's cool. I hope you had a great time there. I never went to Six Flags, but I hope to do it at least once in my life.

Also why you do you think roaming isn't allowed anymore? How old are you?

fd374a8d No.3710425

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>>3710424

I'm in my 30s. I thought that cause it just seemed like a different time to be a kid.

f08a5bd1 No.3710429

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>never rode the yellow school bus
We called it the cheese wagon.

b4eb6523 No.3710433

>>3710429
Did you all eat cheese while riding it?

f08a5bd1 No.3710434

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>>3710433
No, just called it that because it's the same color as the fake cheese we eat over here.
>spots school bus
"Here comes the cheese."

2a6473fe No.3710444

>>3710434
Funny. First time I ever hear of that.

dfccd5f4 No.3710448

>>3710444
The short bus was even worse lol

3852cbab No.3710451

>>3710342
>tfw you never drank chlorinated tap water

506a866e No.3710460

>>3710451
>>tfw you never drank chlorinated tap water
That never happened.

fd374a8d No.3710461

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>>3710460

No, they're right. We still use chlorine to treat water.

aafa98bd No.3710462

>>3710451
tfw you never had a fear of fences because we're basically human cattle.

c5293616 No.3710472

>>3710342
You posted this on /pol/

I'm American and I never did any of that shit because my parents were pieces of shit

02e7af7a No.3710488

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I got to play on one of these whenever the family went to the drive-in.

2a6473fe No.3710506

>>3710472
You're all grown up now. You could do nearly all of those things yourself.

06a657e5 No.3710514

>>3710506
All those things require money and the economy was destroyed by boomers and kikes

aafa98bd No.3710516

>>3710488
that shit looks like what pyramid head would live in
tfw pyramid head just shows up all the time

2a6473fe No.3710517

>>3710516
It's funny I know who Pyramid Head is but I never played any Silent Hill myself.

aafa98bd No.3710519

>>3710517
Silent Hill is like what the internet is after AI wins.

aafa98bd No.3710520

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>>3710519
Check out these screen grabs of the my attempts on a SilentHill-Ai Edition. They start out tame, but get even worse (faces melting like in 'the scream')(and also monsters). I'm even using the outdated models for fun. It's just so much more fun to see how I would die if VR of Ai Was Real Life.

f08a5bd1 No.3710521

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>played fetch with your dog in the backyard
Did that and broke up a dogfight in my backyard. Got a scar on my hand from it. Everyone else was just standing around screaming, like that's going to fucking help. So I made the mistake of trying on my own. A canine tooth pierced deep into my thenar eminence (the thenar eminence is the mound formed at the base of the thumb on the palm of the hand by the intrinsic group of muscles of the thumb). Didn't really feel it because of the adrenaline; wasn't even mad, just felt kinda dumb. Then I had the brilliant idea to tell someone to grab a tail, and I grabbed the other dog's tail, and we just pulled them apart. I washed out the puncture wound on my hand and squirted some neosporin into it and put on a band-aid, and it healed fine.
>camping and hunting and fishing in the woods
I've hiked part of the Appalachian Trail and camped alongside it. I've climbed to the top of Mount Le Conte. I still go hiking and fishing. I have pics if anyone's interested. Never been hunting.

Never visited Yellowstone nor the Statue of Liberty nor Disneyland. Been to Six Flags Over Georgia though. The lines can be long, but the rides are pretty fun. I like the wooden ride, because it kinda rattles you. I think it was "The Great American Scream Machine". I've also visited the Kennedy Space Center and Space Center Houston.

f08a5bd1 No.3710522

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>>3710521
Oh, and I rode the Cog Railway to the top of Mount Washington.

27ef9533 No.3710533

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I rode the Santa Fe Super Chief from California to Illinois. I was a bit younger then.

39fe0176 No.3710536

>>3710533
can't say I ever rode the santa fe, I've never rode a train at all. My Fiero has though.

2a6473fe No.3710573

>>3710520
Spooky. What Silent Hills have you played?

f0ed2ac2 No.3710594

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>>3710573
insert detailed explanation as to what games of it I played. I dunno man, its just thought provoking to me. And kind of a treat into a spookyville syndrome.

2a6473fe No.3710601

>>3710594
Do you want to fuck these things or you just want to be scared by them?

f0ed2ac2 No.3710602

>>3710601
Neither? They kind of just show up in my ai-gen unexplained so its like a survival issue, I get vibes of it all the time. I get that there are scp's and things like this, this ai-gen artifact where there might be a glitch, its just a curious thing to me. It's not like a fetish or anything.

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aafa98bd No.3710618

>>3710608
you can always get gangbanged by a group of mexican joggers, it seems like a close match.

39fe0176 No.3710620

>>3710618
That would be one of my 3 ways to go.

39fe0176 No.3710622

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>>3710620
it has to be a short mexican with a mustash in a 90's jogger suit though.

I will accept no other death.

2a6473fe No.3710639

>>3710622
>it has to be a short mexican with a mustash in a 90's jogger suit though.
That's a very detailed description. It is a reference to something?

297b25db No.3710682

>>3710622

I had a distant cousin who got run over by a fat mexican in an old beat up landwhale when he crossed the street.

Yes he died, not the fat beanie

Does that count ?

e93e336e No.3710703

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>>3710622
best i can put together is some fema camp corpse handler named Wario oddly enough.

>>3710682
Sorry about that hopefully unrelated and just unsung bit of information.

2a6473fe No.3710744

>>3710622
What happened to the Mexican?

4f4dd075 No.3710755

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>>3710622
>it has to be a short mexican with a mustash in a 90's jogger suit though.

It might not be.

39fe0176 No.3710759

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>>3710744
long story short, I commit a war crime.

2a6473fe No.3710763

>>3710759
>gif
>nothing happens
Huh

86ba1b96 No.3710764

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2a6473fe No.3711003

>>3710764
Thanks.

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f5515cf7 No.3711549

>>3710764
Would suck too.

67a1f85c No.3713612

>>3710764
Rocket doesn't look like that.

b66c865f No.3715944

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>not knowing that if you are american, whatever city or town you are born in, you will reside there almost your entire lifetime unless of course rich parents and school.
Anon, I…

2a6473fe No.3733682




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