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7992fb4b No.3716563

fuck's sake, I'm getting so tired of repairing this old fucking house. I thought it would take me maybe 18 months, I didn't expect 9 years. The work never ends.

I'm lucky I have a workshop, its either my truck exploding, mr heater removing glass panels from their blue flame heaters and not putting them on the market until a year later, or getting really bad advice from my dad.

I love not paying rent and having the whole free house fee for being a vet in ohio, but god damn.

7992fb4b No.3716564

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seriously, I'm not the kind of guy who buys cheap shit, so all my stuff is ordered online cause they don't carry it in the stores. I've got 9 grand in appliances alone this year.

Plus every time I buy something ridiculous, as I do, my dad yells at me because my mom gets jealous. Then I have my mom at my house all the time using my kitchen.

7992fb4b No.3716565

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Then I'm like I want my parents gone all day every day, because I like to get drunk, and you guys ruin the mood, and I can't get shit faced when you're abusing my kitchen.

Sure it was nice getting some help when I broke my back and shattered my spine, but now its healed, and its bloody anoying.

7992fb4b No.3716567

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I've got every copy of Cook's Illustrated from 1990 to 2023, in hard back. I'm always like "mom read the instructions." half the time she makes food, my military training makes me want to go back to Iraq and steal their oil, again.

7992fb4b No.3716568

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7992fb4b No.3716569

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she also sets receipts on my entry way to show how much I owe her. She's basically Malory archer.

c94fe195 No.3716574

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Steam is turning into the Bucket woman.

7992fb4b No.3716575

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not really, my parents have 2 dogs, I have 1, so their explanation is that they take my dog, and have him play with their dogs, in exchange for them using my badass kitchen and ridiculous triple washer and dryer.

He really does need some play time, but I really would like my drunk time.

We've kinda worked it out so that they pick him up around 6am, drop him back off around 10am, and then I maintain a steady 0.05 BAC

7992fb4b No.3716576

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They actually do not need my kitchen, but those big ass industrial washers and driers, yeah, they're great to save like 30 dollars on laundry. So I don't blame them for that.

They just never resharpen my knives, and that pisses me off. They also fuck up my starters, cause I have all gas, and they don't know how to clean mah spark plugs.

Its just a combo of things.

7992fb4b No.3716577

plus my dad kinda gave me an interest free loan to buy this relatively cheap house. So I don't mind him and my mom taking advantage of my amazing investment habits, I just really wish they'd follow the boy scout code of leaving things as good or better than you found them.

7992fb4b No.3716578

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My dad actually does occasionally do things for me. Like right now he's working on a carpet cleaner for me.

But I'm paying for all the parts, and they get to use it occasionally.

I don't actually do any labor for my parents, other than occasionally fix their laptops, they're just too horrifying to actually say no to.

7992fb4b No.3716579

the laptop thing only takes me like 15min tops, its kind of an even trade off, and honestly, if they fix a 20 dollar goodwill shampooer that originally cost 450, and it only costs me 25 dollars to fix, if they pay for their own shampoo, they can use it all they want.

Also I never actually go over my limit for water, so letting them use my fancy washer and driers, as long as they don't have oil, isnt costing me anything.

7992fb4b No.3716580

actually, technicality, since I have whirpool 10 year warranty pet pro edition machines. I guess they can wash oiled clothes in the wash as long as they use enough detergent.

7992fb4b No.3716581

maybe a splash of mean green.

Still I don't like them using those things for anything other than laundry.

f1c5401a No.3716582

Nigguh, take this shit to LiveJournal or somewhere else

71320124 No.3716583

I don't know about that. I've read that a common cause of fire is when people try to wash oily rags or clothes. Everything is OK while the fabric remains wet, but as it dries it heats up and spontaneously ignites.

71320124 No.3716584

You must be new. Lulz is Steam's personal journal.

7992fb4b No.3716586

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livejournal isn't even a thing anymore.

Most people from my generation get pissed that I don't have a facebook. My name is literally undetectable. I'm like an internet ninja.

Seriously, try searching "steam" on google. I guarantee I wont show up.

7992fb4b No.3716588

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you can even use my real name "John Doe Smith"

good fucking luck

71320124 No.3716590

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> Most people from my generation get pissed that I don't have a facebook.
I don't have one either. It seems like an undesirable exposure of my personal info.

Some companies require all employees to have Facebook. Fuck that all to hell.

7992fb4b No.3716606

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I have a MySpace, but its super obnoxious. It plays super loud K-Pop, and only has pictures of me posing with my dog wearing horrible sweaters.

It also hasn't been updated since 2009.

7992fb4b No.3716607

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And I do mean really bad matching sweaters

e306c260 No.3716608

That's a dog wearing a shirt with Santa and Jesus riding sharks. My day is over.

7992fb4b No.3716610

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you forgot they're shooting guns, that how you know I'm Republican.

c886adbb No.3716614

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Replace raptor with Turkey Lion Butt.

76f3305a No.3716615

I think you totally missed the LiveJournal joke.

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