e662ee21 No.3738741
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
1e977e99 No.3754185
>>3723657>Stone bathroomImagine having to clean that bathroom.
2b0d2667 No.3754237
>>3723657Can you imagine how uncomfortable a rock covered toilet is going to feel in the morning when its ice cold, rock hard, and lumpy as fuck and you're trying to do your business. The person that made this is a bonafide masochist AND sadist.
2b0d2667 No.3754238
>>3754237And you will pretty much need to keep it soaked in chlorox on a regular basis to keep mold, mildew, and a host of septic bacteria from splashing up. Imagine the cleanup job if you happen to get diarrhea and keep in mind everytime you flush it, its going to splash water, nasty contaminated septic water. Total epic fuck up.
5d88dc7e No.3754243
>>3754237That toilet is non-functional. There is no tank or water piping going into it. How has nobody noticed that yet??
b16cbbe7 No.3754247
>>3754243Maybe his landlord refused to fix a broken toilet so the renter remodeled the bathroom himself before moving out. :)
2c1bf5f5 No.3754255
>>3754151when you ask your autistic kid to make the table for dinner
3ba13aa8 No.3754272
I doubt the pebble "toilet" in the OP is even meant to be a toilet. It appears to have a drain stopper and hot and cold water knobs on top, which leads me to believe it's some sort of foot bath? No idea, very confusing.
12b87ddd No.3754273
>>3754243Doesn't matter I'm still gonna shit in it
2b0d2667 No.3754376
>>3754272The toilet could be a bidae (spelling) or a tankless pressure flush system, which would be even worse if its the latter.
fe13dc7c No.3754377
Poop ain't never gonna go down a sink drain.
6133be11 No.3754379
>>3754377Just keep stomping and eventually it will.
59f2b3cd No.3754402
>>3754377How so? I have a japanese squat toilet, my shit goes down the drain just fine.
Its not as gross as it sounds, I have hemorrhoid problems, and the position works wonders.
736db8e8 No.3754428
>>3754402You got roids from taking all that dog dick in your tailhole
2c1bf5f5 No.3754447
>>3754402you get hemmoroids the same way you get acne by slathering pizza all over yourself.
ef8f4f72 No.3754448
>>3754243It's actually a bidet. You can see the drain stopper and the stone coated valve handles.
But even if it were a toilet, modern day toilets have the piping and the water tank hidden in the wall.
8c4d165a No.3754452
>>3754402Works wonders at increasing the blood pressure in that area even more? I'm glad that dogs don't get that problem, although sometimes we do need to scoot to clear the glands.
…speaking of blood, I'll be on Tox for a while.
59f2b3cd No.3754554
>>3754452dogs do have the same problem. There is a muscle in your ass that prevents you from shitting yourself every time you sit down, and to stop you from accidently shitting your self standing up, you have to overcome that muscle's purpose every time you push on a toilet. With squat toilet, you poop the they your body was designed to.
dogs don't just poop standing up, they squat, as do every other mammel except humans, who always needto feel special.
8c4d165a No.3754555
>>3754553
Well, they don't get "haemorrhoids", but you're right about the position being more "natural".
Fun fact - I sometimes pose as a guide dog if I want to go out and about with people, and I once saw a sign in the men's toilet with a man squatting over the "normal/Western" style toilet, while balancing on the rim, with a red line through it. Apparently that's a big enough problem in that part of Ausjailia to warrant such a sign.
Anyway… I'll be around for a while to chat.
8c4d165a No.3754556
>>3754554You sure are quick with this board's delete post feature. :P
8c4d165a No.3754561
>>3754558The fancy-car salesman will always praise his overpriced carnal luxuries.
I need doggie bed soon - get on Tox for a few minutes?
8c4d165a No.3754573
I'll stick around here for a while, until the last man (or animal) here that could get saved, does get saved.
Nighty-night!
