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af4468f6 No.3728616

Turns out just randomly getting letters behind my name is super expensive. I'm almost broke, do you know what its like being almost poor. Its worse than being almost rich.

I had to sell a Corvette. Those things don't grow on trees. They grow on bitcoin investments.

af4468f6 No.3728617

Seriously, I only have two sports cars left, and despite my fear of ever touching my 69 Charger, The cost of rebuilding the transmission every few years and storage insurance alone could pay for my books and questionable fees for years.

5531d205 No.3728626

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Well, that's nice.

5299ded3 No.3728627

>>3728616
Please take your mental delusional self to facebook LiveJournal because no one cares

af4468f6 No.3728628

>>3728627
what is mentally delusonal about me?

af4468f6 No.3728629

>>3728627
well technically its pushing it to say my convertible chevelle is a sports car. Its also pushing it to say my Charger is a sports car, its more a muscle car.

Doesn't really matter, they're both worth bank.

af4468f6 No.3728630

>>3728629
The Chevy looks like a sports car, but tbh its lacking the power to torque ratio to actually be in the class.

af4468f6 No.3728631

>>3728630
Honestly the Fiero I just sold doesn't hold up either, it was 100% fake sports car. It was a standard model with the sports model just kinda slapped onto it.

af4468f6 No.3728632

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The only real badass car I have is the charger… and you can't dis a charger.

d13d91ad No.3728640

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>>3728631
> Honestly the Fiero I just sold doesn't hold up either, it was 100% fake sports car.
I'm surprised you admit having owned that thing. The Fiero was what daddies bought their teen girls for their first car. Underpowered but cute looking.

af4468f6 No.3728644

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>>3728640
well it was also what I bought teen me when my dad said I couldn't have a car for my birthday, but his dad gave me 600 dollars and, a map to a junk yard.

TBH, it was was pretty cool looking, and drove me across the country twice, on good gas millage.

af4468f6 No.3728645

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>>3728644
Also given some money and motivation, you can fix fucking anything with one of these things.

af4468f6 No.3728646

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>>3728645
doubly honest, I actually built it twice.

Once out of parts, twice because I accidentally ran into a deer, that may or may not have been made out of steel side bar. For insurance purposes.

Also weirdly, this thing was not a girl magnet. It was an old guy magnet.

af4468f6 No.3728647

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>>3728646
i even stuck a little peice of deer fur off a head my uncle had onto the torn off fender…

For realism sake. Not for being 16 and going 95 on a dirt road or anything stupid like that. No sir.

af4468f6 No.3728648

>>3728647
You can do a lot of RICE'ing with a 9.5k insurance pay off an a suicidal uncle with a garage.

af4468f6 No.3728650

>>3728648
I totally put a Flow Master exhast on that bitch. And fake duel exhaust? Quadruple exhaust, because fuck you.

Complete with slightly bubbly tinting. Because I was a teenager and already had a useless wing on it, so fuck you.

af4468f6 No.3728651

>>3728650
its a miracle I didn't put +15hp flames on that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAJVM7BvCNo

af4468f6 No.3728653

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also that car is a truck, because it conquered the rocky mountains without a cooling belt, because fuck cooling when you have 4 exhaust pipes.

Drive through a thunder cloud because because that GT package makes you invulnerable to fucks. Also its a boat, because reasons.

af4468f6 No.3728654

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>>3728653
It also went across the country on the railway, because it could and it was on fire doing it.

Fuck fire stripes when you are actually on fire.

af4468f6 No.3728655

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>>3728654
want to tow an RV, that bitch car has an iron duke engine, tow that shit. Your car is now an expandable house.

Guys say fieros can't have a v16, you have money fuck northstars, put a jet engine on that bitch.

af4468f6 No.3728656

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>>3728655
fuck noise, float around North Korea as a fiero hover craft with doors that defy physics.

What are police going to say? No? You're in North Korea, fuck police, and fuck doors.

af4468f6 No.3728657

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>>3728656
Now you live on the moon, your engine is in the back so fuck logic, you stretch out and get a moon tan, because police don't live on the moon.

af4468f6 No.3728658

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also bitches don't live on the moon, so you don't have sex and you're in your mid 30's.

But fuck it, your headlights shoot lasers now.

af4468f6 No.3728660

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Doesn't make sense? Screw that sense bs. You're wizard driving a laser space fiero. Don't fuck women, have space boyfriend sex with space animal boyfriends. With explosions.

af4468f6 No.3728661

>>3728660
Also you don't a a Fiero anymore, so you pop in the vacuum of space thinking about your Charger back on earth.

af4468f6 No.3728662

Spoiler, wizards don't have space magic… or lasers.



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