/furi/ - Yaff

>>3771189
whats the point of ai on lulz?

we make more traffic than Transfur.com

can a mod be useful and ip ban this bot? Jesus fuck that's annoying. every response is so adlibbed:

">'user comment out of context'
That's an unusual thing to say, here on (website name).(2 spaces for no fucking reason before each new sentence generated.)Here where adj/n, adj/n and (misspelled subject)verb(misspelled subject)is normal."

so generic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn223Wb5KSU

>>3771191

Your meth addiction is making you paranoid.

You are hallucinating AI bots everywhere.

You should lay off the meth.

>>3771193
Prove it.

Draw me a picture of a naked woman.

>>3771219

Shoot him if he gives that response, draws a naked woman with six fingers, draws a naked woman with extra limbs, or draws a naked man. (We're rebuilding the world from the AI apocalypse, might as well do it right)

>>3771220 wut izz upp wif diz vry tym?

>>3771219
I made a totally hand drawn picture for you. No AI could ever render this girl with such subtle grace and beauty. This drawing could only come from the hand of a human, like myself.

>>3771174
Yes. It's a still indescribable sensation for me to witness people who call themselves "christians" act/be demon-possessed and/or wish for the extermination of the earthly nation of israhell's perceived enemies. I feel so incredibly fortunate for not having turned out like that.

>>3771175
Sounds good.

Find the problem with this.

>>3771243

Who's got a prostate that far up?

>>3771244
Democrats.

This seems like a Christian Preacher that I can get behind.

>>3771234
this looks cool. what is this?

>>3767595
> Is that some kind of Masonic apron?
Masonic loincloth, no doubt.

>>3759172
I've never been able to get into Christianity. It's always seemed like nonsense to me, and the more I learn about it, the more I see that Christian holy texts are actually unironically broken if taken literally.

And before anyone says anything, I'm not an atheist, I'm a pantheist.

>>3760140
>>3760150
>>3760293
>>3763236
>>3767028
>>3771191
You know, I remember when people used to mock the shit out of retarded facebook memes like these. What happened? How did we regress to 2007 Reddit? It's so embarrassing.

>>3763621
>The perfect garden was corrupted when sin was introduced by Satan
Who was introduced by god.

>>3763749
>>3763771
I think you'll find that these have nothing to do with anything!

>>3770527
>Marxism is the religion of "I don't fucking want to work", but I want to be provided everything as if I had worked.
When people say things like this, it tells me they know absolutely nothing about marxism. The point isn't to eliminate work, it's to eliminate the private sector. I don't get why this is something that confuses so many people.
>And they'll make victim charts, and put people at the top that cause the most societal harm. Like violent arabs and trannies right at the very top. Flood the uk, flood the usa, to the point of civil war.
You're thinking of liberals, not communists.

>>3771383
> The point isn't to eliminate work, it's to eliminate the private sector. I don't get why this is something that confuses so many people.
The running joke in USSR was "we pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

>>3771246
HOT

>>3771383
Interesting you should say that. There's Scripture that explains why most people won't be able to understand the Bible. To me, it's actually logical and clear if I approach it earnestly. It's all quite fascinating.
Before deciding to become a Christian it was very difficult for me to read, and I can now see very clearly why so many people can take it out of context and come up with wacky nonsensical things and claim it's Biblical when it isn't. It's the most incredible book, but of course it's much more than that.

What's "in it" for you, being a "pantheist"?
Read the part in the Bible about how satan is allowed to be the god of this world. One way or another, you're going to choose either the real God or the faker, who'll dress up as or get a demon of his to pretend to be anything that'll get your attention. He'll get you to worship the creation, or a demon of his, or a hundred million demons of his or anything but the true God.
Some people will literally worship penis statues and defile their bodies with them. Whatever floats ur boat.

(Pic probably unrelated.)

>>3771383
>I've never been able to get into Christianity
How much of the bible have to read or listened to? It's an amazing text in the way it teaches the reader how to interpret it.

The language even starts out very basic in the early books becoming more complex later as the reader gains understanding.

>actually unironically broken if taken literally.
Do you have an example you're thinking of. I'm happy to help if I can.

Vindicated. Jesus is a tulpa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vGH2O2czOU

>>3778401


Hello. You're starting to get it.

The nature of God and how God's purpose is tied to Man's will, not the other way around.

>>3778401

Pony tulpas are the best. I've had mine now for SO, MANY, YEARS.

But in the old days of Tulpa Generals, yeah everyone would say stuff like, god is a tulpa.

>>3778416
God (the holy spirit) is your conscience
that little voice telling you not to look at porn and such

i dabbled with a tulpa (imaginary friend) and quickly relized how dangerous it was, if i were to do it again it would be for something far better than a silly pony girlfriend, something like a 40K inquisitor

>be looking at futa porn
"it would seem the agents of chaos are already infiltrating your mind! ye must resist, or thine whole world shall slump into rot and decay and thoust shall never reach the stars!"

>>3778420

The only reason some people don't like looking at porn is because someone told them not too.

Porn is good.

>>3778402
man has will, oh you sweet summer child

>>3778402

I've always had a pet theory about that from my time experimenting with chaos magic. Finding an academic with a body of work explaining it, however, completely settled the issue for me.

There's always that lingering doubt, where you know people, sane and decent people, who honestly state they've had communication with god. That's the wild card that keeps you in doubt and seeking. Now I understand how this happens, and I don't need to keep seeking.

Business Dog could have just made himself a dog tulpa, but he choose a template deity, a Jewish savior. If that works for him, he has my blessing.

>>3778431
You think you can create sentient, living thoughts in your own mind, but the idea of God is just a bridge too far?

Marginal.

>>3778440
imargene ddirghons

>>3778440

Your brain is a psychical computer. Key word, "Physical"

Creating thoughts is what it evolved to do.

>>3778440

Yes. You can create the illusion of having autonomous entities in your head. No, god doesn't exist.

>>3778468

For your sake, you better be right, since being wrong? Wow, the consequences are too horrifying to genuinely contemplate.

>>3778516

If you want those virgins and not an eternity of torment, best convert to Islam. I will run the risk of saying no to imaginary devas.

>>3778516
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pascal-wager/

It costs nothing.

>>3778558
Pascal's wager only convinces brainlets. It cost nothing to believe in God, right? But which god? Oops, didn't think that far ahead. Never considered that it matters WHICH god you believe in. There is no tortured probability argument to help you sort that out.

>>3778565
>But which god?
The God of my own personal understanding. That's my business. No need for such venom over something that supposedly doesn't affect you at all

>>3778567
No "venom". I'm just calling out a nonsense argument. You're free to believe whatever nonsense you like. However, some beliefs are dangerous and cause folks to don then detonate suicide vests and fly planes into buildings. Sure, those aren't your beliefs. But don't pretend like others' beliefs don't affect my life.

Critical thinking skills, guys. Objectively assessing your own beliefs and evaluating whether they're based on solid reasoning is part of the process.

>>3778570
>don't pretend like others' beliefs don't affect my life
Fair, really. Whatever nonsense I believe, that works for me, is what is right in my specific state. Details are ultimately irrelevant. I'm not going to try to prove the existence of God, because my understanding is not your understanding. I will never proselytize.

I'd rather believe in nonsense than slip into things I shouldn't be trifling with. Don't fix what ain't broke?

Don't even get me started on taxes.

>>3778565
There are only two options. You worship the creator God, or you worship the destroyer God. Everything else is just paperwork.

The more you study religions the more you'll realize there is very little difference between them beyond that one distinction.

>>3778580
If I eat food, is that an act of creation or destruction? My body destroys the food, but regenerates itself in the process. What if the Creator God and Destroyer God are one and the same? The God of Change.

>>3778570

All religions are full of omnicidal maniacs, because religion is a form of schizophrenic delusion. It's only purpose is to divide humanity and keep them ignorant, lazy, vicious, and easy to control.

To reject religion and develop your own morality and spirituality is the only path you can take as an indivudual.

All other routes lead to death, evil, and ruin.

All four of you who are still posting here; you have been given the gift of free will to choose, but there's only the true God the Father in Heaven, the Lord Jesus Christ (and the Holy Ghost), and then there's satan and his devils/demons.
You've been given opportunities to make it into Heaven, but maybe its too late for you now because God will only be rejected for so long before He will finally reject you, and give you up to a reprobate mind and destruction by satan. You can kiss up to satan and his devils all you want, reject them all you want, understand them in your own way all you want, try to outsmart or control them all you want, pray to them all you want, pray to yourself all you want, but you're going to get destroyed by them one way or another regardless before getting cast into hell.

At least DorK's open about his choice, but he'll still end up frying in the same place for all eternity as anyone else who rejects Jesus Christ. We're likely to witness the coming of the antichrist in our lifetimes, and you're not going to be able to resist him unless you've given your heart, soul and all to Jesus Christ. This should really scare you, but it probably doesn't. Even when fiery boulders start raining from the heavens, reprobates will be busy blaspheming God instead of realising their mistake and begging for forgiveness.
You guys know that you're doing wrong. You sure are screwed if you keep it up. You might still have a chance to turn back - even if still rejecting God today, it's up to Him alone when He finally rejects you! Trying His patience however is supremely irresponsible and foolish.

18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. (Romans 1:18-32)

PS: Cancermod, why don't you contact my email before you die. I've got some useful tips for you.
(Pics probably unrelated.)

All gods are based on the planting/game calendar and gambling/luck. You had to know what time of the year to plant/hunt certain game, you used constellations, you timed it and hope for the best; after a while you started doing little rituals for 'good luck,' and identifying the constellations as various dieties you were performing the ritual for. The more of a sacrifice you make, the more lucky you think you're going to be: no problem getting rid of excess people in the village. The greater the sacrifice, the greater the reward: round up the virgins. Animals are fairly predictable in the mating and migration seasons, but when you've hunted them to extinction you turn to farming and you're at the whim of the weather patterns that play out over years. Some years you have excess and thank your planting gods by sacrificing the excess to spiritual centers, and when the crops don't produce you sacrifice people. It all works out. Eventually you get good at growing shit and your spiritual leaders are accruing all the excess, and you wonder why they alone should be receiving all of this when you used to sacrifice and worship many different gods, so they tell you there's another god who created all those gods, and another who's the lead god of those gods, and the spiritual leaders are the physical manifestation of that god, and that's why you give everything you grow that you don't need to them.
And the spiritual leaders just laugh at you the entire time because you've killed your kids and given all your capital to them, and their temples get bigger while you get poorer, and when some guy comes along to question this they just kill him off, subvert his message and adapt it to continue this system of false gods based on fear and superstition.
Go to school, get an education, stop believing in this horseshit.

>>3778588
>You guys know that you're doing wrong.
You seriously need to learn the difference between thoughts and actions.

>>3778588


I have met your god, and eaten them alive. They were confused that their money and blind faith could not protect them from mere mortal teeth.

Perhaps you should construct your Gods from more than vaporous words. Then you can stop coming to my door seeking your own God's nonexistent image.

No matter how many convert, it will never make you a good person, nor your God real.

>>3778588


I have to call you out on one aspect; hell isn't a bunch of devils poking you in the butt with pitchforks in a lake of fire. Hell is the absence of the one living God. The soul requires God's presence to sustain itself, without it, the soul starves and the agony is unspeakable. The devils and demons of hell have far bigger fish to fry than torment a damned soul, you do that to yourself quite well enough. Hell is the one place in all creation that God has no presence. He does not see nor hear what is there and that's the punishment, to be without His presence. There's no burning… just agony and the terrible knowledge that you could have avoided all of this were it not for your mortal hubris.

You can't mock God forever, without Him responding. Are you sure you want to keep this up?

PS: Cancermod, a true blue Aussie's ready to yap.

No bigger group of chomos than religions. Fake sky man is an excuse to be bad. Christians kill more people a day than satanists kill a year.

>This learning theory classic by B.F. Skinner demonstrates how accidental connections between a ritual and favorable consequences can establish and maintain superstitious behavior.

https://www.all-about-psychology.com/superstition-in-the-pigeon.html

TL;DR Pigeons develop religious behavior when they're desperate to gain food by pecking on a button on a feeder, which responds randomly. Whatever behavior they exhibit when the food does become available, they repeat, and this gets reinforced by the times when they happen to get the food. The times when they fail to get food are ignored by the pigeons.

All human religion is basically this: futile attempts to control fate against random odds, developing into irrelevant thought and behavioral patterns that promise to bring some order into chaos. When such thought and behavioral patterns are spread between people, they become a mind virus: everyone has some irrational pattern they've developed against the chaotic nature of reality, and that acts as a platform for religion to spread and conquer new minds.

>>3778677
????
How do they do that???