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Human Thread 2.0 Anonymous 12/25/23 (Mon) 20:29:51 2ca82ade No.3726813 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Hoomins have their own thread.

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Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 18:16:12 0a5aeae2 No.3773405

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>>3773404
I thought this was your bf?

Big Cheef 05/27/25 (Tue) 21:09:00 5c4d20d4 No.3773407

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>>3773405
All he smokes is weed

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 00:37:44 9a25a4ec No.3773408

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>>3773407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vW0dV-TmmM

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 01:52:26 f2ab77d8 No.3773409

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>>3773404
>>3773407
He doesn't look like he smokes weed.

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 04:25:54 9a25a4ec No.3773413

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>>3773409
>anger management

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kHwAvCqAd0

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 02:00:01 06564cc5 No.3773579

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>>3773405
That's an old photo. Here's his latest mugshot.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Anonymous 06/06/25 (Fri) 02:06:16 f30910bb No.3773792

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 21:35:23 ab73128f No.3773645 [Reply]

Its LGBTQ+ Pride Month! What are you most proud about? I'm proud that I get to play the gay card anywhere I go and get special treatment. It makes life so much easier!

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DK 06/03/25 (Tue) 16:05:23 5d162445 No.3773710

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>>3773708
>>3773709

Poor modern link is having everyone turn him into a femboy

DK 06/04/25 (Wed) 20:09:32 48d55609 No.3773751

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All I see is companies abandoning Pride month, and the few that don't are being ridiculed.

Congrats trannies, you ruined pride month by making people sick of ugly women that look like men in games, ugly women in movies, ruined pride month by wanting to force people to use pronouns, ruined pride month by turning the flag ugly and making lgb grow so long people joke it, ruined pride month by wanting to castrate children with hormones, ruin it by wanting to censor and ban everyone that jokes you.

Also fuck you for making "Trap" a bannable word.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 20:14:33 a57d4c2e No.3773752

>>3773751
2SLGBTQQIPAA did nothing wrong, its MAGA bigots that fucked up pride month.

DK 06/04/25 (Wed) 20:28:35 48d55609 No.3773753

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No sane person wants gender erased and changed to "body type" in games. Or have female characters with chest scars like some self harm cult.

And to not even make it optional, and nexus trying to ban mods that revert things to normal.

Of course normies would lose it eventually, anyone would when shits rammed down your throat.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 20:31:09 a9d1c1bc No.3773754

>>3773751
It's ironic that a bunch of angry drag queens are the ones who finally took down the queer movement.

Really bookends the whole phenomenon nicely.

DK 06/05/25 (Thu) 22:12:39 aca63979 No.3773784

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Transpeople and nonbinary(snowflakes)

Will be pleased to know this june that switch 2 has removed gender. Just what 99% of people wanted.

But wheres my mii with chest surgery scars? I'm waiting!

Kysfaggot McGhee 06/22/25 (Sun) 16:09:47 ca1a5219 No.3774545

I'm proud that its soon over and I've upsetted a shit ton of faggots online because I am a regular gay and not a fucking fairy .

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 08:43:05 214ffffe No.3773654 [Reply]

So, no head?

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gonz!NugBmkm6Go 06/03/25 (Tue) 12:11:39 8da2a21c No.3773703

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>>3773694
Something none of you seem to get is that I (personally) do not delete political posts.
The "rule" exists because years back, the site was a wasteland of political threads clogging up the front page.

I delete political threads. I generally don't fuck with posts elsewhere no matter what they are. If you all want to discuss politics, fine. Why don't you all just use this thread? I'm not going to make a containment thread like before again. I'm not touching anything in here.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 12:45:57 d647859a No.3773705

That's permission everyone!

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 13:49:03 06922201 No.3773706

Why don't you POLtards go post on Reddit or something?
Why are you obsessed with ruining a FURRY BOARD.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:05:53 cc9299a3 No.3773711

>>3773706
This board was ruined long ago, by shitty art and anti-lulz

06/03/25 (Tue) 21:09:00 32f88b43 No.3773712

>>3773703

Then if you’re not going to moderate — fuck off and give it to someone else. There’s already too much political garbage leaking here that needs a cleanup if you could find some time to come off your K-hole.

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 06/03/25 (Tue) 21:11:34 54d3cd04 No.3773713

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>>3773712
Email [email protected] with your application.

No matter what I do, people are going to be upset.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 22:49:44 13ed9f62 No.3773714

>>3773685

AG's in eight states say otherwise. So the prosecutions of illegal voters are frivolous, right?

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 21:32:33 93f0fe62 No.3773665 [Reply]

California is suing the Trump administration for negligence, as more young people are abandoning IRL due to poor overall resolution and gameplay experience. Many reviews state that reality has shit tier specs and has no place in their rig.

Newsome is demanding resources to add additional dedicated RAM to the environment, to make foliage more realistic, and the overall californian gaming experience less cancerous. It has also been suggested that tap water be replaced with Monster energy drink to overclock the existing framework. Although whistle blowers have claimed that Newsome has never played IRL himself.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 22:51:07 481b1765 No.3773670

>>3773665
It's their sides fault for increasing the player count so much. The servers we never designed for this kind of traffic.

Dragoneer!Ep8pui8Vw2 06/03/25 (Tue) 05:35:17 5df40468 No.3773689

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I would have stuffed those servers full of more RAM.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 05:57:24 5df40468 No.3773690

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Bump because some humorless faggot didn't read past the first 8 words and bump locked the thread

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:52:24 7c1bf370 No.3773691

>>3773690
I'm reporting you to Chief Moderator !!XboRxS5FeM

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:51:11 36cb4743 No.3773695

3B /POL/ thread

REPORTED

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BOOB$ OR GTFO mix!ABphIEwZGw 06/01/25 (Sun) 06:52:33 997235bf No.3773633 [Reply]

https://www.pornhub.com is dead…

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 09:35:22 0112bc64 No.3773634

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>>3773633
> BOOB$ OR GTFO
hooters

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 09:40:54 d046a493 No.3773635

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 09:44:06 d046a493 No.3773636

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Hoover anthros would most likely have CrotchTits in real life.
Bears would also.

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 23:56:52 5ba9c676 No.3773648

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>>3773635
Nips ahoy!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 23:03:13 0641857d No.3773672

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>>3773648

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 23:32:13 9043fb0d No.3773674

Pornhub has been fucking garbage for like 8 years now. I don't know why people pretend like they're the gold standard for porn sites anymore.

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Earth Thread Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 19:11:50 c614c664 No.3768196 [Reply]

Enjoy

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 12:42:24 0f38626c No.3771507

>>3769608
>Answer the question he asked
First he's gotta prove how good he can read wikipedia.

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:51:15 c8716a14 No.3771511

>>3771507
> read wikipedia.
[Trying to win an argument by turning to Wikipedia]

Nope. All of us who've been on the internet for a while know Wikipedia is unreliable and only useful as a beginning point to do actual research from trustworthy sources.

You should lurk more, you foolish nuteen.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 13:36:00 c614c664 No.3772678

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYHrCCD4658

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 12:42:28 c614c664 No.3772773

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Looks around this empty website *deep breath*
seems pretty quite around here, I guess this is good bie for a brief moment. leave for outdoor and touch grass.

Anonymous 05/26/25 (Mon) 07:33:15 c614c664 No.3773367

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Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 17:08:47 c614c664 No.3773599

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Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 13:06:49 6c86341b No.3773534 [Reply]

Hey, all you furverts! =;3

As some of you might know, it's the end of a furry porn era: SF's website will no longer receive new content. As such, it seemed like a good time to come out of the warren for one more post! Enjoy!

NOTE: This ONLY contains the content that was available from the site itself and not anything outside of it.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LEg6R40pNkzgqFF4jNYUTF1qm5ZhvI9D?usp=drive_link

JB posted this last month.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/rip-sexyfur-com-123392578

The funny thing is that five days after he posted that, the login system was fixed and the site works fine. I think he's resigned to let it die at this point, though.

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Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 17:03:24 fc5edd24 No.3773545

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https://edramatica.com/Jeremy_Bernal

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 05/30/25 (Fri) 21:18:50 18e42304 No.3773561

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>>3773536
>of superior quality
Debatable.

somedumbdog 05/30/25 (Fri) 23:30:17 97da34fb No.3773568

quite frankly almost no one gives any fucks if bernal starves to death .

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 00:51:36 79003a9f No.3773574

Does it have the text stories? I’d like to catch up

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 03:36:10 05d1da48 No.3773588

WE'LL GO TO CALIFORNIA

DK 05/31/25 (Sat) 03:49:54 fecde107 No.3773589

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People cared about sexyfur because it started when a lot of furry art was mspaint scribles.

And instead of getting better, it had its manface phase. And then eventually he just got other artists that were awful, to draw the art.

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>>3773540

I'm hungry for an apple.

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Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 14:46:03 bb545933 No.3772776 [Reply]

What this site is about ? but anyway, it forces me to upload image. here some ai

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Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 05:46:52 3187448e No.3773047

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I also have this one.

Business Dog 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:44:37 91106a36 No.3773092

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>>3773046
Hey Steam!!! You're not hiding from me, are you? :3
Have you thrown those boweling balls into a fire yet?
I didn't think one could get any worse than boweling balls, but now you're electrocuting your colon. That's no way to kill worms and their eggs. Just stop, please.
This is how people die horribly in unique ways.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 23:47:31 490fd6bf No.3773124

>>3773092
> This is how people die horribly in unique ways.
But what a unique legacy for your descendants. 😸

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 05:48:38 7b193600 No.3773142

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>>3773019
Is that why my gold medals taste like a schoolbus seat?

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 02:12:44 2d291c0c No.3773581

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>>3772916
…shove big pieces of plastic up your ass.

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 02:20:44 cb0be62e No.3773584

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>>3773581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RXmNRr8x7I

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Definitely not political threads choking up my god damn board

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Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 12:59:38 3350e42d No.3773425 [Reply]

How's that global warming going? Its practically June and its still fucking snowing.

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Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 18:11:00 dc42c15e No.3773548

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>>3773480

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 18:18:01 5f8104a9 No.3773549

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This thread is full of male fragility and weak white cucks.

DK 05/30/25 (Fri) 19:08:56 27640a43 No.3773550

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>>3773549

Being weak and vulnerable is part of being a femboy, you silly person.

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>>3773548

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 22:36:55 dc42c15e No.3773566

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Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 23:57:23 7aac40e9 No.3773572

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>>3773548
While your pots and kettles sit on the stove bickering over who is a real nigger, use only genuine NIGGER HEAD stove polish. "Its black won't rub off" – just like real niggers.

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 13:01:27 3afd51af No.3774024

We finally had a day over 50 here

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Why you're not allowed to talk about politics. Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 06:00:16 aaceea16 No.3773517 [Reply]

Conservatives don't want you talking about politics because they don't want you knowing what is happening. They don't want you to know that Republicans are trying to remove the power of the courts to stop Trump's madness. They don't want you to realize that they are rendering your rights under the constitution legally meaningless and unenforceable. They are sneaking in amendments to the "Big Beautiful Bill" in the middle of the night so you don't know they will be able to take your guns, your freedom, and your property when ever they want and there will be no legal way to stop them.(You're not allowed to make these dumbass shitposts because they clog up the front page and drive off people who post quality content. Go away.)

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!!XboRxS5FeM 05/30/25 (Fri) 11:08:00 313e14e5 No.3773527

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>>3773525
I really don't give a shit about naztards either. I might start swinging the hammer if they annoy me.

!!XboRxS5FeM 05/30/25 (Fri) 11:16:07 313e14e5 No.3773528

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Also, thank you for reporting posts.
I ignore backseat mods.

DK 05/30/25 (Fri) 17:42:14 e914c73e No.3773546

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Whata shame, furi was one place people could talk politics without the feds watching, or being banned for having not politically correct opinions.

Other places you need to be on one side or your ban worthy.

Not that anyone could have actual talks with 1 person, that everyone hates trying to cause constant fights with anyone.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 19:31:56 1abd5a98 No.3773552

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>>3773525
>By the way, whomever keeps thinking I don't delete Nazi posts is dumb.

Maybe people think you're not acting impartially because you instantly jump on any thread that speaks poorly of conservatism, while the posts by racists right-wingers just seem to linger on untouched.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 19:36:02 1abd5a98 No.3773553

>>3773518
>I delete more of these than you can possibly imagine.

Have you considered that maybe you are having to work so hard at deleting political posts because the people who come here and use the board want to talk about politics?

Maybe the uncensored content was, you know, your only selling point to set your board apart from all the others?

You're like a McDonalds manager complaining because the people who come to his McDonalds just keep fucking asking his employees to cook them food all the time.

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 01:37:40 4899dbe1 No.3773577

>>3773553
No 3B,
You and your 20 other aliases living in your head can't have your playground back.

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 05:03:15 479aed86 No.3773591

Notice how none of the conservatives who are complaining about people talking politics on the board have deemed to reply to the video in the post or the fact Republicans literally defunding the police and justice system in order to protect Trump's plans to be a bigot-king?

"The party of law and order" sure seem very quiet when it comes to Republicans passing a law that will cripple the justice system. One reason might be that if the "Big Beautiful Bill" gets signed into law the legal ability to ignore any court ruling will only be a privilege offered to citizens and organizations who can pay a massive court case bonds.

The ability for Americans to ignore all court orders will be reserved only for the government, the wealthy, and corporations.
Fuck you and your normal life, you still get the boot of the justice system on your neck at the slightest provocation!
You don't get to be immune to the law. That's only for the elites!