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Promiscuous Gay Nerd: What Happens to Twinks When They Grow Up? Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 05:06:05 b50a23b4 No.3760494 [Reply]

https://www.thebody.com/article/promiscuous-gay-nerd-what-happens-to-twinks-when-t

I keep seeing Furry twinks in Twitter post who look scrawnier than some poor, malnutritioned, dudes from Third World countries. Do Furry Twinks intentionally starve themselves to keep that thin? Wouldn't being so thin be just as unhealthy as being obese?

"What happens to twinks when they grow up? I found myself wondering this out loud to my boyfriend this past weekend after we ran into an old friend of his, Jason, at the bar. Jason was probably 30 or so, white, with bleached blonde hair that was receding, a collared shirt that was strewn open to reveal his shaved, orange chest, and lines on his face that betrayed his love of tanning beds. My boyfriend – a lover of hair and bears – couldn't help but express his frustration. "Why do you still shave? Chest hair is so sexy!" His friend's cheery smile turned into something of a frown. "You know, it just makes my dick limp," he lamented. With a swish and a smile, he sashayed away.

If Jason's anything like me, he spent years honing his look and affect. Handsome and funny as he is, I'm sure it worked for him at some point. But now, his tight-fitting clothes and orange and blonde aesthetic read anachronistic and decidedly unsexy."

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Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 13:24:37 6eb60780 No.3760519

They usually end up with flow blown aids and die

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 12/04/24 (Wed) 21:49:45 e1dd4042 No.3760564

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Its said that femboy "gay death" occurs after 30.
Good thing I'm not a femboy.

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 12/04/24 (Wed) 21:53:05 e1dd4042 No.3760566

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Funny this should pop up the same week I found 3 white hairs in my beard after shaving. Going to own it.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 23:05:56 53e1037a No.3760573

>>3760566
why not own your cub collection along with it weirdo

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 12/05/24 (Thu) 00:08:50 6a5596a7 No.3760580

>>3760573
Its not exactly some big secret.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:58:40 b50a23b4 No.3760596

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>>3760566

gonz!NugBmkm6Go 12/07/24 (Sat) 02:57:56 e2031563 No.3760754

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>>3760596
Personally, I feel like that stuff is unnecessary.
If someone can't get over the aging process, sure, ok. Their money, not mine.
I'd much rather pull guys that don't care.

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Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 12:31:35 55a70468 No.3766176 [Reply]

Sciggles is holding a memorial for Dragoneer. If you have any extra money saved up please donate it to her to respect Dragoneer.

Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 12:38:24 a5dd1626 No.3766177

sciggles and dragoneer were married for a whole 3 months and she took everything he had, and got remarried the day of their divorce… this is an obvious money grab.

Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 13:14:17 0f783d3e No.3766181

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Anonymous 01/27/25 (Mon) 17:57:07 27a9b1bd No.3766315

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The orcs from Gauntlet Legends Anonymous 01/25/25 (Sat) 20:07:04 42809ee0 No.3766108 [Reply]

Hear me out

Anonymous 01/25/25 (Sat) 20:07:23 42809ee0 No.3766109

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Just, hear me out

Anonymous 01/25/25 (Sat) 20:10:01 42809ee0 No.3766111

I want to suck their nipples

Anonymous 01/27/25 (Mon) 08:00:33 42809ee0 No.3766238

It's def the nipples

Anonymous 01/27/25 (Mon) 08:56:20 f5bd9793 No.3766239

absolutely nostalgic

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I found mix browsing lulz Anonymous 01/11/25 (Sat) 19:56:45 93115f5e No.3764544 [Reply]

Hope you kill yourself

Anonymous 01/27/25 (Mon) 04:03:30 93115f5e No.3766226

lol this is funny

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Anonymous 01/20/25 (Mon) 05:31:54 50fadfd5 No.3765473 [Reply]

Friendly Reminder

3B - notorious psychopath is not banned
Mix - Psychotic meh head spammer rapist is not banned
Steam - Mildly annoying nerd banned for being a nerd

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Mix 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:10:52 918a6f95 No.3765594

>>3765593 dragoneer

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 17:27:00 b5bc4bea No.3765635

>>3765594

That person died so who took over his replacement to contact?

tms!8HZioZhw1c 01/21/25 (Tue) 19:03:38 6956ffe4 No.3765641

>>3765593
>>3765635
I think Sciggles is the owner now.

Mix 01/21/25 (Tue) 22:44:23 918a6f95 No.3765664

>>3765641
scigglis just ran some scam. no ones run-in it

Business Dog 01/26/25 (Sun) 16:30:23 a521aefd No.3766197

>>3765576
I don't have a working seedbox at the moment, but I'm assuming you're at least partially serious. Will download when able.
After going through that KF thread on you, I couldn't help but wonder if a number of those SJW fatties on there were actually jelly of you, since you seem to have had an eventful wacky life up to this point.
It's not my kind of lifestyle, being an actual dog and needing to remain low key, but it's certainly been a more "exciting" life than that of most people from the looks of things.
You kind of remind me of a stray fox I had on my property once; he was wacky too. He used to steal weird things from the neighbourhood and leave them at my backyard door, and climb the objects/tables/chairs etc. in my backyard like a cat and rearrange various smaller objects, because fuck the police or something.
The worst part was washing his drool off everything he carried about, it was extremely sticky like paper glue.

Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 17:36:37 db6d9dcb No.3766202

Notorious nazis continue to fester in this cancerous hole. They should be reminded to kill themselves at every opportunity. Anyone complaining about 3B outs themselves as a nazi fucker and an insect that needs to be exterminated.

Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 17:37:09 db6d9dcb No.3766203

>>3766197
Oh its Business Jew here to tell us all about what he found on KF.

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Anonymous 01/19/25 (Sun) 05:58:02 2202a5d5 No.3765251 [Reply]

I'm 32 and never had a romantic relationship or sex. I've never held anyone's hand. Is that a red flag?

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OP 01/20/25 (Mon) 13:31:28 da34b562 No.3765496

>>3765492
90's cartoons, and not that deep other than here, and furaffinity, I haven't been to any fur cons, or even met a furry in person before.

Business Dog 01/21/25 (Tue) 00:06:23 b8b95193 No.3765554

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>>3765496
I'm surprised at how insightful and wise 45460697's question still was, with this being a dead viper's nest and all.

Your response: "Oh sure I do this, and that and other furry stuff… but at least I don't do that, oh no… I'm NOT a furry, no!"

Heheheheh. :3

Maybe you can still escape if you want to. "Come with me if you want to live."

Mix 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:27:08 a487feca No.3765604

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>>3765496 same here; I was into the furcons till I saw some somethingawful.com report about goons where they took this pic, then ran out after the awful smell. the fat hyena that runs the con, same guy that stile my ARF (austin regional furries) group, stopped them from leaving by sitting on their car.

now you kknow the history of this picture.

I was the sole reason that Havencon failed a couple times, at least Haven trying to 'pax' the local furry community. He tried to overtake a gay bar and shut me out from attending, without renting out the whole place for the night. The NICE GAY BLACK MANAGER didn't wanna deal with his shit so he spared me a couple drinks before I left. Haven ended up getting booted because he got into a scheduling issue with dragqueens, blaming me on the site for getting them shut out, but the manager stepped back in and defended me.

see? I didn't say i am racist and not very bright.

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 10:19:34 c04c9272 No.3765966

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Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 11:52:50 9ec0755f No.3765969

>>3765604

Jason Sharkman, is that you?

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 11:53:42 9ec0755f No.3765970

>>3765251

Either that or Mango Shark or Sniff.

5bux 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:34:22 a487feca No.3765987

ew. furgin

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 03:24:57 7266aff9 No.3750901 [Reply]

Is this the kind of Christian tradwife you are looking for?

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Business Dog 11/12/24 (Tue) 00:43:04 17635f31 No.3758560

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>>3758546
You keep posting those horrible images, and appear to be morphing into something more closely resembling 3Broken. He'll be the first to admit (in his moments of false arrogance and hubris) that he's filled with demons.

I can help, if you want. I know who and what will free you from the demons plaguing you. You don't have to make monsters into your friend, if you don't want to. There's someone I know, who will chase them away for good.

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 01:20:25 f95f1191 No.3758567

Choosing to only date a Christian is like saying, "I only want to date people with IQs so low it is border line retardation."

Celeste Shamrock 11/12/24 (Tue) 03:18:25 d61a9296 No.3758573

>>3758567

Another failed Harris voter. When are you moving out of the country?

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 04:58:07 584ca5e4 No.3765803

>>3750901
I hope she's Catholic.

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 13:48:56 ac6caf5a No.3765837

>>3758573 I can't wait till the Musk/Clinton 2028 election

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 14:19:27 ac6caf5a No.3765842

CLINTON'S MUSK

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 15:29:06 15064aa7 No.3765851

>>3765837
either post furry pr0n or leave thread, your argument is invalid.