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8138c6e6 No.3729484[Reply]

Who would be interested in a new Friday Night @ Lulz?

What mediums would you be interested in?

491cc8ba No.3729532

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8138c6e6 No.3729539

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491cc8ba No.3729540

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8138c6e6 No.3729542

>>3729540
a plumber is a real honest job that can make a real living.

8a356514 No.3729545

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>>3729542
I don't know, it might be tolerable if I could get steady work installing plumbing in new houses as they are built. Having to go into stranger's homes and repairing grungy old plumbing does not appeal to me.



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f768e638 No.3729009[Reply]

Good god, its been a long while since I've posted or checked here frequently. Things actually look better than the shape I last saw it in. Lots of art threads - even if its AI, a massive improvement. Sorta miss this hive of scum & villainy, but at least I see the scum's had a good bit of scrubbing taken to it. 3B still hasn't given up his hopeless ways, I see.

So I was talking with some people the other night on some notorious individuals from the fandom's past since its been a while since I've tuned full attention in to any furry drama. A rather scandalous individual came to mind, but for a while his name escaped me.

Eventually, I remembered - Betawolf, or Sinister Taz/snistrtaz, and his whole massive blackmail scheme of getting artists to draw his public sub rape fantasies.

Kinda impressed how there's so little to go by these days - considering how much art he got made, he really knew how to vanish. This ancient post from Vivisector from back when the controversy was still fresh was all I could find about the guy.

Anyone else remember this guy or how it all went down?
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671574ab No.3729229

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3ced4f4d No.3729245

>>3729228

What is immoral is god made children able to get pregnant.

The horror of 10 years that is pregnant.

Course if you follow islam, fucking children is what your founder was all about.

c79179fc No.3729277

>>3729245
I think the Guinness Book of World Records lists the youngest known child to give birth was a little 5 year old girl in Africa. Figures.

And that was all-natural. with hormone shots you could probably reduce that age to 3 or even 2.

It would be so cute for a 3 year old asking mommy for a "Bortion".

In all likelihood a 3 year old would probably start playing with her aborted fetus like it was a toy doll or something.

74258e8f No.3729278

>>3729277
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Lobotomize yourself with a shotgun

5283c966 No.3729336

>>3729278

That can never erase the mental image OP´s post gave me…..

Think she will play dress-up with it ?

Maybe the Barbie outfits will fit it ?

A little stroll in the pink car…well you get it.

6dfe7855 No.3729368

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>>3729086

Hey, that's ok. Thanks for getting back to me, but perhaps this change is for the better. I remember how it used to be, with thread after thread of anger and vitriol. I was a good part of it for a while, but I knew we couldn't keep it up forever. I have to admit though, I didn't think we'd try to leave it behind.

And quite frankly, look at this place, all this art everywhere, people actually giving a shit. I don't remember it being like this since……..well, long ago. AI Imagery generation's really coming along, ain't it. Finally, people's desires being well illustrated en masse at the click of some buttons. Huzzah!

In any case, the Kiwifarms link will do. Its not like I was trying to find the guy's commissioned art anyways, so I'll end my search with this and leave it at that.

38b0aba4 No.3729381

>>3729368
its really not that great



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438251a2 No.3728542[Reply]

Would you date a bitch that looks like this? Post ugly n i g g a bitches that are too hideous to date.
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a186e2a9 No.3728751

These sub-human chips really and truly are the afterbirth of the human race. While Whites were building the Parthenon and setting the foundation for republic style government and democracy, the fucking nig gers were eating each other and using the poop to partly build their squalid huts. They will NEVER be our equals. Humanity would have to stop evolving for 10,000 years for them to catch up to today.

1d0f5a7b No.3728789

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>>3728751
Every time you fuck a human, it just dilutes the gene pool. Fuck a dog and save lives from your shit genes.

a186e2a9 No.3728809

>>3728789


Sez the dog-fucker.

675b1cfb No.3728843

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man, i'd give anything to be able to impregnate my dog

a186e2a9 No.3729108

>>3728789

Happy Martin Luther Nig-ger Day! Today we celebrate the one mud-souled piece of shit who single-handedly destroyed the black community and core family. His actions lead to the creation of the welfare state for blacks, turning them from productive members of their communities and centered in the nuclear family to useless criminal social welfare parasites that decay and destroy everything they touch For sending the nig-gers into a death spiral of violence and poverty while kept on the leash of the state that penalizes them for being successful or married. Yes, I'm positive the nig-gers are so goddamn thankful for what he's done to them. I imagine if they knew then what they know today, it wouldn't have been a white guy that killed him.

47d81c2d No.3729111

>>3729108
The majority of blacks
seem to love being parasites
and criminals though.
I think that's most of the problem.
That and the low IQ's.

4544fccd No.3729166

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>>3729111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHYddo-zGPY

This guy likes to talk about how the welfare state destroyed african america.

How africans used to be model citizens that were hard working and like jazz. And how now they worship prison culture.



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8d38f499 No.3728868[Reply]

Stupid idiot also wants the "audience" to help save his animation project. The softcore porn video he commissioned also got yeeted from YouTube for copyright claims. Now everyone laughs at him on wasting his money on that garbage animation
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37f0a279 No.3728935

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My power is unknowable, face the eyes of my possible weakness.

37f0a279 No.3728937

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>>3728936
I mean I wouldn't turn down the offer.

37f0a279 No.3728939

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>>3728938
naw not feeling anything, its definitely the puppy eyes.

Seriously never shoot Dogmeat around me. It might be the worst idea.

37f0a279 No.3728942

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnLwFGfh99I

Just don't shoot the dog. Its just not a good idea.

38c958f4 No.3728948

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>>3728912
> Where did this money come from?
Really, really foolish investors?

37f0a279 No.3729003

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>>3728948
or possibly really good investments. Somone is searching for who had the money to fund this idiot.

Maybe someone with enough money to ride a shit train into bonerville to fuck an asshole. Its less than unlikely. I mean, I'm a really poor investment, but I somehow keep tricking people into giving me free money to do absolutely nothing… I'm kinda a decent liar, and by liar I mean stretcher of truths.

Its not like I really fuck anyone over severely, its more like I come out on top and they don't really go anywhere.

a737e148 No.3729067

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>>3729003
> I'm kinda a decent liar…
I never would have guessed.



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12c9b7b3 No.3719839[Reply]

The CP has returned. Brace ye selves for we be facing choppy weather.
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eb73c6ad No.3728787

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>>3728785
I can't save you every time.

0dfbc5c6 No.3728816

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>>3728787
Oh, is Steam-the-Liar claiming to be a moderator?

7d7b184f No.3728820

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>>3728818

Take your meds.

7d7b184f No.3728821

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Also please don't post human/animal contact due to US law making it illegal to post.

fe645424 No.3728826

>>3728821
you can thank Trump for that, retard pissbaby

eb73c6ad No.3728841

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>>3728818
This is my thread and I pronounce Trump talkable. But only historically accurate and non-political talk.

Such as Trump is a white guy who bravely became orange, much like how Michael Jackson was a black guy who became white, as all black men should strive for. He was a true hero, orange or black, but preferably mostly white on the inside.

eb73c6ad No.3728842

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>>3728841
Also fuck asians. They're just white people who look good in drag and extended periods in bath houses caused genetic adaptation to make their eyes all squinty, to avoid direct visual contact to genitalia. This is a scientific fact.



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c403903c No.3727920[Reply]

Just got back from my weird self imposed wilderness sabbatical, and look at all of you, just circular posting like I never left.

I've been out in the woods since November (rented an RV for a month), finished realigning my chakras (sleep cycle), and getting in touch with my inner-self (shooting stuff and catching things on fire), gave up that psychology bs to go back and pursue some more degrees in real science shit that I'm actually good at… and fuck me if all my new classes aren't night and evening classes. Fuck my efforts I guess.

Also I'm on Anabuse now, so drunk steam is dead. I figured it was time I started working towards getting a real career, doing something I actually like doing, with a real company… rather than just drunkenly being an extremely shady cash only contractor who dips out the second anyone even whispers "invoice" or "taxable income" in my presence. I mean the new company might be my own again, but this time it will be at least registered, and I'll finally get some letters before my name. Yay GI Bill, I finally got upgraded from "general under honorable circumstances" to "full honorable," especially since I extinguished my Voc Rehab becoming the worst misanthropic psychologist ever.

I missed talking about myself sooo much.
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6a61382e No.3728272

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>>3728253
> I've been locked in enough institutions to justify that
That's one of the more believable things Steam has ever posted. :)

c403903c No.3728292

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>>3728272
well when I say locked I mean, obliged to stay. I've never been locked in a place without my consent.

Well except one time that I was given heavily implied ramifications to stay or face unspecified yet very clear and obvious implications to my disagreement otherwise.

But on paper it looks all the same.

Anyone who knows me even a little knows I'm not really dangerous. I just come with a few easy to follow warnings that no one ever bothers to read.

I'm like the Tide Pods of danger. Very easy to avoid, yet for some reason constantly ingested.

3c20ef69 No.3728328

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>>3728292
> I'm like the Tide Pods of danger. Very easy to avoid, yet for some reason constantly ingested
Are the Steam Tide Pods of danger most often ingested orally or anally?

c403903c No.3728342

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4b1b4f3c No.3728829

>>3727920
Sexy raccoon muzzle. I hope he is a male and has smelly feet.

Post more of him.

4b1b4f3c No.3728830

>>3728028
This all pee should come in my mouth before I lick her cookie to clean it up.

bb32f540 No.3728837

>>3728829
Have you checked the Raccoon Thread
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3708041.html
and the Paws & Feet Thread lately?
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3707352.html
Some good stuff posted in there
the last few weeks!

>>3724112
You might like this one especially well!



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af4468f6 No.3728616[Reply]

Turns out just randomly getting letters behind my name is super expensive. I'm almost broke, do you know what its like being almost poor. Its worse than being almost rich.

I had to sell a Corvette. Those things don't grow on trees. They grow on bitcoin investments.
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af4468f6 No.3728655

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>>3728654
want to tow an RV, that bitch car has an iron duke engine, tow that shit. Your car is now an expandable house.

Guys say fieros can't have a v16, you have money fuck northstars, put a jet engine on that bitch.

af4468f6 No.3728656

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>>3728655
fuck noise, float around North Korea as a fiero hover craft with doors that defy physics.

What are police going to say? No? You're in North Korea, fuck police, and fuck doors.

af4468f6 No.3728657

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>>3728656
Now you live on the moon, your engine is in the back so fuck logic, you stretch out and get a moon tan, because police don't live on the moon.

af4468f6 No.3728658

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also bitches don't live on the moon, so you don't have sex and you're in your mid 30's.

But fuck it, your headlights shoot lasers now.

af4468f6 No.3728660

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Doesn't make sense? Screw that sense bs. You're wizard driving a laser space fiero. Don't fuck women, have space boyfriend sex with space animal boyfriends. With explosions.

af4468f6 No.3728661

>>3728660
Also you don't a a Fiero anymore, so you pop in the vacuum of space thinking about your Charger back on earth.

af4468f6 No.3728662

Spoiler, wizards don't have space magic… or lasers.



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a3d8f9c8 No.3728492[Reply]

'Jellyfish' UFO spotted in leaked footage as US military ordered to 'hunt it down'

The flying object is seen changing colors from black to white as it sweeps over a military base in Iraq and the man that shot the video, Jeremy Corbell, claims the object then dived into the lake, staying under the water for 17 minutes. He said that it resurfaces and hits the sky again at a 45-degree angle.
The investigator also said that the leaked video was captured by the US military in 2018 showing it with stiff hanging legs, making it look like a jellyfish, and that soldiers were unable to see it using night-vision goggles, it was invisible, unless they had them in their "thermal stratum" mode.

Mr Corbell said: "It goes over a body of water. I'm told it stops on a dime, descends stiff into the water and for 17 minutes nothing. And boom! This thing comes out of the water and shoots off at 45 degrees." Allegedly direct eyewitnesses corroborated that the event occurred, describing the object as having geometric forms resembling "scale armour". He said that the video's legitimacy was confirmed by sources that "risked getting it" to him.
And writing on X (formerly Twitter), he said: "The UAP reemerged from the body of water and shot-off at an extreme rate of speed – beyond the optical scope of the observation platform. The origin, intent and capability of the Anomalous Aerial Vehicle remains unknown. Official designation remains UAP."
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c3095f6e No.3728526

>>3728504
That kind of looks like a woman's face.

a3d8f9c8 No.3728528

>>3728504
No, they thought of something like maybe it's a stain on the lens, but that would move WITH the camera when it points, not track across the field of view.
Also in the longer video the focus zooms in and out and the size changes at a distance, that's something that wouldn't happen if it was something on the lens right up against the camera.
Smear something on your cell phone lens and zoom in and out and you will see what I mean, the smear stays the same size and does not enlarge or reduce. Also in the longer video there's the matter of the people on the ground pointing at it.

a3d8f9c8 No.3728529

Here's another idea, what if it's something from Venus?
Venus is the closest planet, and it has been speculated
that the (upper) atmosphere, which is similar to the temperature and pressure on EARTH, could harbor ariel, gossamer-like life forms that live on microbes. (nothing could live on the surface).
Indeed, spectroscopic analysis of the upper atmosphere has shown that there are chemicals there that MIGHT!!! (might!) be associated with life.

Suppose some of those life forms drifted a little too far up, and the solar wind blew them to Earth? The solar wind can propel light sails, why not something like that? And they would probably feel right at home in Earth's upper atmosphere also.

c92c60fd No.3728533

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This movie is based on the speculation that something dies because there is an invisible spirit of death that follows you around from the day you are born, and that it waits, waits, and waits, until you are sick or injured enough to die, and then enters your body. Because it gives it a super duper orgasm or something, I don't know.

Anyway, the point is, this spirit of death entering your body is what MAKES you die, and without that happening you would never die, no matter how old, sick, or injured you are.
It's sort of like the opposite of the belief that when you die something LEAVES your body.

A researcher realizes that if he can trap his Asphyx (everyone has their OWN) so it cannot enter his body, he will never die, and he does eventually manage to trap it in a circle of phosphorus light that it can't escape from.

As you might imagine, this movie doesn't end well.
It's truly terrifying.
Don't watch it if you don't want to have nightmares.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asphyx

And i'm very very much concerned about the UAP thing, if that's really an Asphyx,
and they are appearing in plain sight, we must be in for a worldwide cataclysm of some sort soon.

c92c60fd No.3728536

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Here, I found the FULL movie on Youtube for you, to watch free.

THE ASPHYX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoFWEYKiNeA

Don't say you weren't warned.
What makes it really terrifying is that some ancient peoples believed this.
Maybe they knew something we don't yet.
I wonder…

6cfc8094 No.3728554

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>>3728492
Nihilego are real.
Various militaries have know of their existence for a few decades now.

95f2f8a8 No.3728573

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all according to plan



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3f0c2e93 No.3724855[Reply]

For every vaxxmaxxed furry praising ANE's stubborn resolve with maintaining the COVID vaccine requirement, there's two or three calling it out for the farce that it is. How delicious. Even this fandom are getting widely sick and tired of the security theater and the hypocrisy of what con-goers get up to behind closed hotel doors.
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bd333b18 No.3725821

>>3725778
Why do you even want to go to this con so much that you want to steal your way? Just stay at your loser alt right cons like Free Fur All.

777125f0 No.3725851

>>3725821
First you're a triggered libbie. Secondly I'm not going. I'm proving a point of how stupid vaccine requirements are and with furry people, they just don't have any common sense.

77068696 No.3725973

>>3725851
sour grapes

4ae17fb3 No.3725978

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I will enjoy vacationing in the mountains this spring. Better use of my paid time off.

4ae17fb3 No.3725979

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I can see why cons appeal to extroverts but I am no such person.

16bb5fab No.3728466

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ANE staff is now making callout posts for Nomad Complex, the furry tshirt maker. Accusations of stealing designs from their BIPOC GOH furry tshirt maker.

3f0c2e93 No.3728469

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>>3728466
His name is Matthew Laramie from his Kickstarter Underwear campaign.



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797d3a7c No.3710884[Reply]

CBS Storybreak- The Great Ringtail Garbage Caper
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87azun

18c64d5d No.3710911

File: 1691186771959.webm (2.2 MB, 600x480, wolf_and_goats.webm)

That was great. Raccoon ingenuity (coongenuity?) and teamwork.

Someone posted this here long ago:

https://youtu.be/--Ro2t4VV6k

Top notch animation from days of yore.

9370fabf No.3710922

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>>3710884
Not vintage, but enjoyable nonetheless. Russian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOlICCWTDU

69193c38 No.3711029

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9f4a5c56 No.3713561

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18c64d5d No.3723388

File: 1701300172039.jpg (82.45 KB, 512x640, last_unicorn.jpg)

https://youtu.be/Enq2pFpBz1s

Any Last Unicorn fans?

18c64d5d No.3728276

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