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188da578 No.3773339[Reply]

Mastodon thread.

I just joined it and find… nothing. Where do you even begin? What should you search for? Is there a trick that actually finding anything of value to follow, or gain an audience for your own posts?

d1449159 No.3773340

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https://mstdn.social/@Unclekage

4d5485f2 No.3773342

>>3773339
It's because there isn't anything there.


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ddfe754f No.3773214[Reply]

What do you slowly fap to?

Mortalism - that car bomber that didn't give consent to be born

7904f8e6 No.3773231

PRESS 'S' to SPIT.

dc95bec0 No.3773232

Freakshows piercing and marking up their bodies like they're abandoned box cars in a freight yard. Poetic justice.

763050a4 No.3773297

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I enjoy when other people get their conspiracies wrong in hilariously obvious ways.
Like contrails, how stupid it is to disperse mind altering chemicals from planes, too much ultraviolet light and to dispersed to reach people in sufficient concentrations. But if you look at 18wheelers they all have a little container with a blue cap galled “DEF” or “diesel exhaust fluid”. It’s a fluid sprayed into the exhaust that supposedly helps with emissions but nobody can explain how. It’s in much greater quantities than planes can manage and closer to the ground and always near population centers. And lastly, it’s illegal to drive without the fluid. What better way to poison the world than to have them pay for it themselves

ddfe754f No.3773301

>>3773297
or like how no one used boat fuel for their cars to get way better mpg cuz whaaaaa it cost more

ddfe754f No.3773302

>>3773232
GO AWAI!


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089374c5 No.3773216[Reply]

THE IMPAIRED DRIVER WAS A FURRY

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/three-children-dead-in-suspected-drunk-driving-crash-in-toronto

An early-morning crash has torn one family apart, Toronto police said Sunday as they announced three children had died in a collision allegedly caused by an impaired teenage driver.


Police revealed details at a news conference hours after the crash, which took place shortly after midnight at the eastbound offramp at Renforth Dr. and Hwy. 401.

Acting-inspector Baheer Sarbanandan said a 19-year-old driving a Dodge Caravan eastbound on the highway was allegedly speeding while exiting at Renforth. The driver allegedly lost control, went over a raised median and collided with a Chrysler Pacifica minivan that was facing northbound while stopped at a red light.

Inside the minivan were a mother, her four children and a male acquaintance of the family.

Sarbanandan said two of the children — a 15-year-old and 13-year-old — were pronounced dead at the scene. A 6-year-old was taken to a nearby hospital, where she was later declared dead.

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dc482ec7 No.3773270

>>3773236
Brain development is not linear and uniform. A child's brain develops "back to front", meaning that the back of the brain that is responsible for vision and movement develops first and then executive functions and mind at the front of the brain last.

At first there isn't even anybody "home" in the brain, so to speak. Most people cannot form true memories from before they were 2 years old because there isn't a "me" in the brain to which the memories would apply to. When the child begins to speak, that's the middle parts of the brain gaining coherent function while the front parts are still more or less a complete mess. A child is pretty much a "robot" until age 5-6 with very little self-awareness or self-control.

Then from 5 to 15 your frontal lobes develop about half-way, and from 15 to 25 you gain the remaining half. When you're 18-19 your personality and executive function development is about 85% "done" and you are generally capable of exercising reasoned self-control on the level of the dumbest adults that are still considered normal.

dc482ec7 No.3773271

>>3773270
Though of course if you are born dumb and will have an IQ in the low normal range, your executive functioning at age 18 will be that of a borderline retard. You will reach the low normal range in your early 20's unless you succumb to weed and alcohol first.

dc482ec7 No.3773272

Also, one reason why 18 is the "age of majority" is that the average person who should eventually grow up to have an IQ of 100 would have a non-age-adjusted IQ of 85 at approximately 18-19 years of age, which coincidentally also means they have reached the smarter 85% of the population.

Anybody under the age of 18 will most likely have a non-adjusted raw IQ score related to the entire population of 85 or under, putting them in the 15% minority of people who are too dumb to take care of themselves.

dc482ec7 No.3773273

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>>3773272
Forgot the picture.

8fc28160 No.3773280

>>3773270

Thank you for the interesting information, it was quite informative.

Most likely this 'Ethan' person either grew up in a household where heavy drinking was normalized, or perhaps he picked up a bad addiction due to depression, or maybe he was just plain stupid and thought it cool to misuse alcohol. Whatever the case, he killed 3 children and completely devastated the life of a family and he should suffer the consequences of his actions. Buddy's response still blows my mind away with how insensitive and prejudice it is, and coming from a so-called Christian too! I am really curious what leads to such a mentality… that you defend a drunk driver who was responsible for such an immense tragedy.

000a39e7 No.3773294

>>3773289
And you know WHY, don't you?

d1a84758 No.3773298

If that drunk driving retard has anything close to a conscience he would kill himself so he doesn't have to live with the guilt of murdering three children.

It's murder. He chose to drive fucked up after being told his entire life what could happen if he did so.


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0488497e No.3773263[Reply]

…someone towed my ride to me.

!!!CUMMING SOON TO A BEDROOM NEAR YOU!!!

IT'S MIX

I HAVE A RIDE

0488497e No.3773265

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0488497e No.3773267

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>>3773265
Funny how the FURRY SS plate is in use, but searching for NAZI SS plates gets you on the FBI watchlist.

Funny how that happens.

…and MIX WAS BANNED.

0488497e No.3773268

>>3773267
I'M PURRPLEXED


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9842500c No.3767022[Reply]

Gay chad electro 4 the win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVrsnGFmuss

Also, Spanish diva supreme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H46FB-rLh04
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53b47718 No.3768360

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Estonia trolls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40eFHAqBqs

Epic Armenian fantasy warrior chud:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfH5o3XtI2c

Lithuanian emo-shoegaze:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2f2aZ6Fy58

Sweaty Polish ethno-jam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHHDjiclxA

6df78c22 No.3768364

anything Czechoslovakian?

531da3aa No.3768375

>>3768364
Seeing how it hasn't existed since 1992, no.

75866325 No.3772728

File: 1746888770077.png (412.04 KB, 1080x720, JJ[1].png)

Starting next Tuesday, it's almost time!

Betting on the Austrian castrato.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieJXG3e-wk

04a9bf14 No.3772730

>>3772728
https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8?si=a2mBuh6uNqUgtuy_

6df78c22 No.3772739

>>3772730
stop ising my name to post. just make your own alt ffs. dunno why you're so obcessed with imitating me if you hate me so much.

fyi, I dont post porn, your link is porn

ca302023 No.3773233

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Austrian 2025 winner, JJ: "I would like a Eurovision without Israel"

Austrian 1933 winner, Adolf Hitler: "I would like a Europe without Jews"

https://wiwibloggs.com/2025/05/21/eurovision-2025-winner-jj-supports-calls-israel-expulsion/284992


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e97590f8 No.3773147[Reply]

Korn - Word Up

e97590f8 No.3773148

>>3773147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M7vOnlcLbo jjj

12c33773 No.3773171

how to make furries
https://youtu.be/GVV06jTYjeY


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b0286337 No.3732727[Reply]

tms:

I haven't got any email from you that I know of. If you still know your Discord login, that is the best place to reach me. If not, that's fine. I can whip up a burner email.

Thanks.
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58d0728e No.3763229

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dude, just unblock me and treat me like a human, not a troll. jesus fuck. let me fit in for once, jerk. give me mod status for once so I can snipe the CP when I see it

I wanna be fren

73abaf69 No.3763308

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>>3763229
I accepted your request.

b975677f No.3767882

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So why did tms flake off?

I know he likes loli porn art so pic related.

2f34de92 No.3770557

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63e4975a No.3773102

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e9ef68e0 No.3773139

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>>3767882
I made a post that may have demoralized him despite not being my actual opinion after the mania wore off. I may be reaching, but I feel it.

I feel really bad about that especially since RAotOE doesn't even live anymore because rads gave up when noone was posting. Shame cause he was a gifted coder. At least I found the 420chan bunker RHODA has.

This is my home board, despite being a chemical toilet of a site that I am trying to suck out with a leaky hose so there is less rancid shit and more gold nuggets.

I miss you, tms. Please come back. You had the best art. If not, I hope you chose a more pious life than me, and went into the woods to do shrooms or something epic.

04ebfd85 No.3773156

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>>3773139
Don't blame yourself. I noticed tms had been posting less and less. It seemed to me his enthusiasm for lulz was dwindling for weeks or more before he quit.


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ee010608 No.3766647[Reply]

Who else is super stoked about the new Dog Man movie? I love those books!

629548fb No.3773141

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At least post the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIaxbIK1SnA

I have For Whom The Ball Rolls in hardback. The original Captain Underpants books were my favorite as a kid. Dav Pilkey is gifted. He has some interesting things to say about the USA prison system too.

https://pilkey.com/book/dog-man-for-whom-the-ball-rolls

Also yes, me and my 2 nerd friends saw the Captain Underpants movie. Literally the only people in the theater since it was super late in releaser, so it was like a classic MST3K kinda lmao. We had a blast.

2fde83af No.3773143

ugh. why does the cheif always a i am racist and not very brightcop. what endd up hppening to the dogs body andmans head?

94c52928 No.3773144

>>3773143
Lick it

629548fb No.3773145

>>3773143
because he is literally drawn by elementary school kids, in lore

2fde83af No.3773146

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>>3773143 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M7vOnlcLbo


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ea970efa No.3772993[Reply]

This is something Mix would do.

Couple rushed to hospital with man's head stuck in his wife's vagina

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/180917/couple-rushed-to-hospital-with-mans-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina.html

More young people across the world have started getting adventurous in bed with increasing awareness about sexuality and more access to related information. While it’s always great to go a step ahead for enhancing the experience between the sheets, one should always be careful not to go too far. A couple from a Alabama in US ended up in a hospital after their attempts at taking sex to another level resulted in a shocking accident. Samantha Irving had to call an ambulance as her husband’s head was stuck in her vaginal cavity causing excruciating pain whenever he moved..

One of the paramedics who helped the couple out of their ordeal said the man was also struggling as he had half of his face buried in his wife’s vagina. The couple was finally separated and while the man suffered few scratches and bruises, the woman is said to be stable despite internal bleeding. But this isn’t the first such case the doctors at the hospital encountered as they said a couple with a similar situation was hospitalised in 2007. They advised people to stay away from extreme sexual behaviour.

810e63b4 No.3772996

LOL. And I thought the dude with a bottle of hot sauce stuck up his ass was bad.

ea970efa No.3773000

>>3772996

https://www.latestly.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/man-shoves-eggplant-in-to-his-anus-to-relieve-constipation-ends-up-in-hospital-199968.html

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital

The 50-year-old man inserted a large eggplant into his anus to cure constipation.

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital
The eggplant caused inflammation in the man's lungs. (Photo Credits: 看看新闻_叩击时代, Kan Kan News)
Constipation has become a widespread problem, thanks to our increasing dependence on processed food and lack of exercise. The ideal way to beat it is to eat a lot of fibre-rich foods, increase intake of water and indulge in some form of physical activities. But doctors at a Chinese hospital had the shock of their lives when they had to save a patient who tried to cure constipation by inserting an eggplant up his anus.

According to a news report in Kan Kan News, the man was tired of suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for a long time. But instead of seeking treatment, he came upon a bizarre way to treat the problem – by inserting a large aubergine inside his anus. Unfortunately for him, the eggplant only made matters worse. The 50-year old started experiencing vomiting and severe abdominal pain and swelling.


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3d58466b No.3773002

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I have crazy fetishes, and my dick wants this to be real, but unfortunately such stunts are impossible:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-head-stuck-wife/

21c201da No.3773067

>>3773002

Thank Heaven it is a hoax. Can you imagine the manslaughter trials and the evidence presented to a jury as well as the verbal testimony would read like a sick fucking furry fan-fic.


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a4af62ce No.3726078[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

For behind the scenes and scraps of it's development and mistakes on how not to create a world.
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80e6bfd9 No.3769903

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I shall continue drawing with a mouse in Oekaki.
Cream the artist that sketches a world settings for Lulz.

My name is Cream I am a Defector of the Simperial Army escaped from my own whome they would eat me.

My would have been captor name 3B scouts for fuel and supplies who is a fugitive on the run from Furi Republic.

We are force to be survive together to travel another empire; Comfy Federation.

Here is my makeshift BTM-3 Icecream truck wielded with scrap metals from pre-war matierals during the Karen Wars.

80e6bfd9 No.3771616

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Meanwhile somewhere in a disclosed location…
Sir, the drones are not the problem it's your inept leadership.

80e6bfd9 No.3772765

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>>3726488
They are much bigger than before.

80e6bfd9 No.3772766

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>>3767852

Clairifying; S'He's a General of a brand of brigades Furi Republic waving to her fellow meat wave soldiers to invade Simp City. The GenBends are preforming a special military operations.

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80e6bfd9 No.3773014

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80e6bfd9 No.3773026

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