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e97590f8 No.3773147[Reply]

Korn - Word Up

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12c33773 No.3773171

how to make furries
https://youtu.be/GVV06jTYjeY



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b0286337 No.3732727[Reply]

tms:

I haven't got any email from you that I know of. If you still know your Discord login, that is the best place to reach me. If not, that's fine. I can whip up a burner email.

Thanks.
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58d0728e No.3763229

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dude, just unblock me and treat me like a human, not a troll. jesus fuck. let me fit in for once, jerk. give me mod status for once so I can snipe the CP when I see it

I wanna be fren

73abaf69 No.3763308

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>>3763229
I accepted your request.

b975677f No.3767882

File: 1739376145601.jpg (341.89 KB, 1536x1536, 1738684748319.jpg)

So why did tms flake off?

I know he likes loli porn art so pic related.

2f34de92 No.3770557

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63e4975a No.3773102

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e9ef68e0 No.3773139

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>>3767882
I made a post that may have demoralized him despite not being my actual opinion after the mania wore off. I may be reaching, but I feel it.

I feel really bad about that especially since RAotOE doesn't even live anymore because rads gave up when noone was posting. Shame cause he was a gifted coder. At least I found the 420chan bunker RHODA has.

This is my home board, despite being a chemical toilet of a site that I am trying to suck out with a leaky hose so there is less rancid shit and more gold nuggets.

I miss you, tms. Please come back. You had the best art. If not, I hope you chose a more pious life than me, and went into the woods to do shrooms or something epic.

04ebfd85 No.3773156

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>>3773139
Don't blame yourself. I noticed tms had been posting less and less. It seemed to me his enthusiasm for lulz was dwindling for weeks or more before he quit.



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ee010608 No.3766647[Reply]

Who else is super stoked about the new Dog Man movie? I love those books!

629548fb No.3773141

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At least post the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIaxbIK1SnA

I have For Whom The Ball Rolls in hardback. The original Captain Underpants books were my favorite as a kid. Dav Pilkey is gifted. He has some interesting things to say about the USA prison system too.

https://pilkey.com/book/dog-man-for-whom-the-ball-rolls

Also yes, me and my 2 nerd friends saw the Captain Underpants movie. Literally the only people in the theater since it was super late in releaser, so it was like a classic MST3K kinda lmao. We had a blast.

2fde83af No.3773143

ugh. why does the cheif always a i am racist and not very brightcop. what endd up hppening to the dogs body andmans head?

94c52928 No.3773144

>>3773143
Lick it

629548fb No.3773145

>>3773143
because he is literally drawn by elementary school kids, in lore

2fde83af No.3773146

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ea970efa No.3772993[Reply]

This is something Mix would do.

Couple rushed to hospital with man's head stuck in his wife's vagina

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/180917/couple-rushed-to-hospital-with-mans-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina.html

More young people across the world have started getting adventurous in bed with increasing awareness about sexuality and more access to related information. While it’s always great to go a step ahead for enhancing the experience between the sheets, one should always be careful not to go too far. A couple from a Alabama in US ended up in a hospital after their attempts at taking sex to another level resulted in a shocking accident. Samantha Irving had to call an ambulance as her husband’s head was stuck in her vaginal cavity causing excruciating pain whenever he moved..

One of the paramedics who helped the couple out of their ordeal said the man was also struggling as he had half of his face buried in his wife’s vagina. The couple was finally separated and while the man suffered few scratches and bruises, the woman is said to be stable despite internal bleeding. But this isn’t the first such case the doctors at the hospital encountered as they said a couple with a similar situation was hospitalised in 2007. They advised people to stay away from extreme sexual behaviour.

810e63b4 No.3772996

LOL. And I thought the dude with a bottle of hot sauce stuck up his ass was bad.

ea970efa No.3773000

>>3772996

https://www.latestly.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/man-shoves-eggplant-in-to-his-anus-to-relieve-constipation-ends-up-in-hospital-199968.html

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital

The 50-year-old man inserted a large eggplant into his anus to cure constipation.

Man Shoves Eggplant In To His Anus to Relieve Constipation, Ends Up In Hospital
The eggplant caused inflammation in the man's lungs. (Photo Credits: 看看新闻_叩击时代, Kan Kan News)
Constipation has become a widespread problem, thanks to our increasing dependence on processed food and lack of exercise. The ideal way to beat it is to eat a lot of fibre-rich foods, increase intake of water and indulge in some form of physical activities. But doctors at a Chinese hospital had the shock of their lives when they had to save a patient who tried to cure constipation by inserting an eggplant up his anus.

According to a news report in Kan Kan News, the man was tired of suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for a long time. But instead of seeking treatment, he came upon a bizarre way to treat the problem – by inserting a large aubergine inside his anus. Unfortunately for him, the eggplant only made matters worse. The 50-year old started experiencing vomiting and severe abdominal pain and swelling.


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3d58466b No.3773002

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I have crazy fetishes, and my dick wants this to be real, but unfortunately such stunts are impossible:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-head-stuck-wife/

21c201da No.3773067

>>3773002

Thank Heaven it is a hoax. Can you imagine the manslaughter trials and the evidence presented to a jury as well as the verbal testimony would read like a sick fucking furry fan-fic.



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a4af62ce No.3726078[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

For behind the scenes and scraps of it's development and mistakes on how not to create a world.
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80e6bfd9 No.3769903

File: 1742352232893.png (15.57 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

I shall continue drawing with a mouse in Oekaki.
Cream the artist that sketches a world settings for Lulz.

My name is Cream I am a Defector of the Simperial Army escaped from my own whome they would eat me.

My would have been captor name 3B scouts for fuel and supplies who is a fugitive on the run from Furi Republic.

We are force to be survive together to travel another empire; Comfy Federation.

Here is my makeshift BTM-3 Icecream truck wielded with scrap metals from pre-war matierals during the Karen Wars.

80e6bfd9 No.3771616

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Meanwhile somewhere in a disclosed location…
Sir, the drones are not the problem it's your inept leadership.

80e6bfd9 No.3772765

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>>3726488
They are much bigger than before.

80e6bfd9 No.3772766

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>>3767852

Clairifying; S'He's a General of a brand of brigades Furi Republic waving to her fellow meat wave soldiers to invade Simp City. The GenBends are preforming a special military operations.

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f141fe6d No.3707280[Reply]

Wardrobe Malfunction
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1ed76152 No.3764282

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1ed76152 No.3764322

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>>3764317
needs an otter version to eat those crabs!

8aa186e9 No.3768359

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1cea2a13 No.3769313

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Did you steal my shoes?
TALK!!

1ad35d25 No.3772998

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1aa1762f No.3726624[Reply]

What the best and worst workout for your body?
Share some experience?
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d3fddbaa No.3751709

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Calisthenics all day, everyday.

f14b0726 No.3758348

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Stretching before and after a workout is important.

94cfd306 No.3767778

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43f40eb6 No.3767787

Best; swimming
Worst; crossfit

It's almost impossible to injure yourself swimming. Crossfit it's only a matter of time.

1a25fd14 No.3767938

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If it hurts you are doing it wrong.
Easy part: Do complete bodyweight and dumbbell exercise set for muscle strength 2-3 times a week. Average person (like me) will plateau in few months. That's perfectly fine. Cardio and endurance is the hard part. Running in circles is bo-ring. I'd suggest swimming, cycling, kayaking, orienteering, cross country skiing &cet instead if possible. Stretch well after excercise.
If fat, eat slightly less energy than you use but don't starve yourself- If slim, eat enough to not lose weight.

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5c2a98aa No.3772997

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>>3758348
Stretching.



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d7c60421 No.3772785[Reply]

>be me
>annoyed with asshole brother visiting on the holidays, who treats you bad
>months ago he threatened to fight you just because you kept letting the dogs go to the backyard, or back inside
>decide you just want to walk your dog and have nothing to do with family that morning
>leave house without saying a word
>mother calls me back, telling md she needs something
>go back inside, and she just wants us to talk about why I don't feel like talking
>tell her "no" and try to leave again
>6'3" 280lb wrestling, powerlifting brother bars the door with his body/arms and won't let me leave
>I tell him to "let me go"
>he says "not until we talk"
>try to squeeze past but it's no use
>see my off-leash dog on the other side begging for her walk
>"let me go"
>"no"
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1067014d No.3772793

>>3772790
That's not what that means. You should do one of those mini law courses on self defense before you get yourself in a stupid amount of trouble.

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cffd21b7 No.3772809

>>3772793
Castle doctrine says otherwise.

1067014d No.3772837

>>3772809
I'm telling you man, if someone refuses to leave your house after the party is over and you shoot them you're in a perilous situation.

The reason you're gonna get off is because it happened in your home, it wasn't filmed, the only other witness is dead and you weren't dumb enough to talk to the police. Not because you didn't commit a crime.

If you fuck up any of those you're gonna rot in prison.

Castle doctrine still has to be self defense. It's not a license to murder anyone dumb enough to step foot in your home.

52f7e788 No.3772838

>>3772837
dude I used a knife to defend my right to leave my home. I didn't commit murder, I didn't use a gun. I gave him 4 warnings before I used deadly force to leave my house. If what I did was a crime the police should have kept me in jail, because I believe every human being should have the right to do what I did.

aa2b2e12 No.3772841

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>>3772838
Claim right now that you felt being falsely imprisoned was also an imminent threat to you being harmed. Otherwise you had no right to use such force.

>>3772809
No. Pic related, retard.

42e5957e No.3772978

>>3772841
>Claim right now that you felt being falsely imprisoned was also an imminent threat to you being harmed. Otherwise you had no right to use such force.
I'm not going to lie. Besides I haven't been asking for legal advice. I've been asking if what I did was morally wrong.



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e168b1d3 No.3707452[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Let's have some…
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946d0c90 No.3771492

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296ca7e2 No.3772284

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A 16-year-old California sea lion (Zalophus californianus) named Ronan blows them all out of the water – even some humans. A new study shows that her ability to bop along to a rhythm isn't just a learned response to some tempos: she can synchronize her movements with new rhythms, suggesting that, once she was trained in what to do, she could adapt and keep a beat to multiple tempos.

"She is incredibly precise, with variability of only about a tenth of an eyeblink from cycle to cycle," says comparative neuroscientist Peter Cook of the University of California Santa Cruz and New College of Florida.

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE:
https://www.sciencealert.com/this-adorable-sea-lion-can-keep-a-beat-better-than-some-humans

e092ec04 No.3772285

>>3769168
If you want some real fire racist music, check out Johnny Rebel. N igger for a Day is catchy as fuck.

48cc5b33 No.3772660

Here's a thing that might blow your mind…in the musical Les Miserables with Hugh Jackman the song called A Castle In The Clouds right before the girl sings sounds so much like the title screen of Final Fantasy IX.

bdc12838 No.3772725

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new free ai music generator from lyrics huggingface.co spaces ACE-Step ACE-Step, replace space with slash
pepper coyote cover example

bdc12838 No.3772934

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pepper coyote horsecock cover (summer hit edition) by SFBAI,https://huggingface.co/SFBAI

c9004a9e No.3772942

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>>3769168
New Platinum Cover from YE just dropped



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fa276fe0 No.2038[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

found some old meme files of her.
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905f7ce8 No.3771213

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https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1iwam34/this_technically_breaks_rule_7_because_its/

Skyrim politics…

Thalmor: nazi elfs

Imperials: simping for said elfs

Stormcloaks: mostly racist nords

Game starts by kindnaping you ofscreen for crimes you (probably) did not commit, but still they wanted to behead you, until a dragon showed up (he was looking the dragonborn), so naturally chaos was unleashed. You had the chance to free yourself and join either Stormcloak or Imperial survivers to escape the burning village…

So yeah, each faction hates you for joining the other… Imperials still try gaslighting you that they never wanted to execute you after learning that you are Dragonborn

"There was no beheading at Helgen" ("There is no war at Bashingse")

1e2ff44c No.3772146

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